Wanted - Dale Robinson
Suspected of domestic abuse.
Notable feautures:
- prominent unibrow
- dirty No. 8 Kobe Bryant jersey that he never takes off
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P.S., that's "Rockford's" "Angel" at the start.
Wanted - Dale Robinson
Suspected of domestic abuse.
Notable feautures:
- prominent unibrow
- dirty No. 8 Kobe Bryant jersey that he never takes off
Dale hasn't had a good basketball take since Hector was a pup.
Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.
In for penny.
In for pound.
lmcontrollinao!!!
Your clock is tickin' Dale. The old bags in the EC set the timer on your posting career and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. The door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are coolin, the butters gettin' hard and the jello is jigglin'.
So She says.
I'll believe it when I see it.
I attempted to divorce Dale to no avail.
There I was, writing a note to leave on Dale's keyboard with my intentions to divorce him and take custody of our bas son. When I finished the note and crept into the study whilst Dale was sleeping in his used adult diapers, I suddenly tripped over a box of vintage pornographic VHS tapes. I crashed on the floor and awoken Dale, whom in a fit of rage from being disturbed had picked up the moldy office chair he sits on and threw it at our cat.
Luckily, the chair hit me in the head and our cat was spared. In a daze, I noticed Dale take the note which I dropped and started reading it. Needless to say, he was fuming and began glaring at me with those stoic eyes, his lazy eye slowly drifting upwards making him look like Charles Manson.
I tried to he up and make my escape, but Dale stomped on my ankle and kicked me between the legs so hard his foot was stuck. This is likely the deepest Dale has ever been, but sadly there was no pleasure to be found as he dropped an elbow on my face and said "Solly Cholly, you're on the list".
With my forehead partially caved in, I was in a coma for quite some time. Upon waking up, I find a DVD next to the bed. I limped over to the DVD player and popped it in. It had approximately 2 hour of recordings Dale took of strangers taking advantage of my unconscious body.
It was very romantic and we decides to reconcile.
^
Come ta Pappy.
Signed,
- Pappy
Come ta Pappy.
Signed,
- Pappy
You're married to a british woman? Nice going there pup.
Come ta Pappy.
Signed,
- Pappy
Dale, hun, will you stop getting strange men to ejaculate on my tampons, please? They are used to soak up blood, and not the same blood that is a consequence of our lovers spats.
^Come ta Pappy.
Signed,
- Pappy
- "I'm still here, you bas s!"
- "Papillon" - "Papillon"
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