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Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream was shot.
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream was shot.
^ God damn
23 chromosomes
24
me and wife wont stop laughing smdh
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces
himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is
your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is
wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe.
We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!" says Albert. "We can discuss politics
and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is
your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert
ponders this for a moment, and then says, "GO
REDSKINS!"
How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.
How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to form a society to preserve the memory of the old light bulb.
How many particles does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on how "excited" they are about the job.
how many waitresses does it take to change a light bulb?
three. two to about it and one to get the manager.
How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You don't know, man! You weren't there!
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