Godvine.com

[rjv]

I count at least 5 SAT prep words there! Good job, junior...we're all proud of you


My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention!

i counted at least 2 sensible sentences there. no one of course is proud of that but keep trying.

[DeadlyDynasty]

i counted at least 2 sensible sentences there. no one of course is proud of that but keep trying.

Are you a religious man, rjv?

[cantthinkofanything]

My son be black and is seeing a white girl. Her daddy don't like my son and don't want them to get married. She already aborted my potential grandbabys. But the dad is a Laker fan so I pray that his daughter get hurt. Please hep me.
Thanks.

[Woo Bum-kon]

i'm praying for you as well. neural plasticity may be a fathomable hope as cognitive dissonance doesn't have to be a permanent condition for you. your ennui and banality however are beyond any hope of salvation.

Who types like that?

[Leetonidas]

Who types like that?

i talk like that in real life tbh

[Bill_Brasky]

Who types like that?

Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

[TheSkeptic]

"
that i graduate on scedual with c's or better so i can get into college"


good luck

This one's actually pretty funny.

Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

I'd say there's annoying people on both sides. This does seem like an interesting site though...

[Warlord23]

Please help! I have this recurring dream where I see myself in the garden of Eden. Jesus walks towards me from the distance wearing nothing but a talking snake. At this point I wake up from the dream with a raging erection ...

Please pray so that my mind is filled with good thoughts and for me to come into Jesus.

[rjv]

Who types like that?

i'm pretty sure everyone types the same way, more or less.

[rjv]

Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

i before e, except after c.

[jeebus]

Bump, for great justice.

Don't forget your prayers, my brothers and sisters.

[Venti Quattro]

I have offered my prayers, fellow brother.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bump, for great justice.

Don't forget your prayers, my brothers and sisters.

Done

[DeadlyDynasty]

whomever did the Hitler one

[jeebus]

I made a username. It won't be hard to spot.

EDIT: GodlyDynasty found it

[midnightpulp]

please pray for Ronnie as tomorrow he will go before his probation officer please dont let him take his right to be with his children. As the courts had allowed. please keep this family together. Dear God please grant me the miracle of which I have been praying. thank you all and God bless

[VBM]

Do the Mormons have godvine on lock? Spurs = fcked

[Venti Quattro]

Brothers in Christ,

I have read upstairs that is fellow brother timvp's birthday today and it will be greatly appreciated if we sent our prayers for him. We have no tangible or material gifts for him but we do have the most powerful gift for timvp -- the gift of prayer. Let us all offer our prayers for timvp.

[jeebus]

How unclassy of you to forget it's Tim Duncan's birthday too. I will have Godvine email my prayer to God to save your classless Laker soul.

[Venti Quattro]

wtf they have the same birthday? I did not know det, sorry.

[Crookshanks]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Then forgive us.

[MavDynasty]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You a bible banger?

[Venti Quattro]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

D-Rob?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You a bible banger?

Crookshanks puts angel luv to shame in the bible beating department.