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prison boy has some "Nevermind lamos, I'm done!" message at the end of every post in this thread.
The "I'm done!" thing loses its meaning when you show up a few minutes later and post again
the difference between a prison guard and a corrections officer is the same as the difference between a janitor and a custodian
Rofl^ I believe they're called Sanitation Engineers.
The "I'm done!" thing loses its meaning when you show up a few minutes later and post again
^ I believe they're called Sanitation Engineers.
geez mister, do ya really mean it! aw gosh, thanks a lot mister, thanks a lot!!
seriously though, at least that thread started a discussion and was about the Spurs. You and moan about worthless threads being started then you start a thread just to and moan
Tactical Operations Unit operator.... meat eater.
That gets them wet.
M>S wearing the grey today.
It suits you.
meanwhile, BNSF keeps up with a board enough to know gnsf from adam and takes actual stock in their msg board street cred
yes or no?meanwhile, BNSF keeps up with a board enough to know gnsf from adam and takes actual stock in their msg board street cred
OK ...now that we have established just how many stupid little es came in here and defended other little stupid jailbirds....let us proceed.
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Lot of dumbasses got their panties twisted when I called people being stupid for going to jail...so...tell us your little jail "experience."
Isn't the Internet great?You and moan about worthless threads being started then you start a thread just to and moan
This reminds me of something that happened the summer of high school graduation many years ago. I was in the perfect position in school. Friends with many of the popular kids, I was also comfortable playing video games the nerdy kid down the street. That borderline of popularity was perfect for me. While my very good looking popular friends hooked up with the absolutely gorgeous chicks, I hooked up with the just really cute and good looking ones. No complaints. I was invited to all the parties, but never felt pressure to relegate my friends to a small specific group.
Anyway, there were others like me, walking the borderline between popular and unpopular. Unlike many who were sociable, attractive, and athletic, these people often only shared one or two of these traits. However, unlike me these guys were not content with the position they had, so they worked hard to become popular. Hours in the gym, expensive clothing, cars, the works.
So the night after graduation we were all legal adults and finally felt like it. Everyone was at the party, and was I making out with the cute little Asian number with perky perfect breasts. I had my hand half way into her blouse and heard a commotion behind me. Distracted, I look behind me, and this is what I saw.
All those guys who worked so hard to be popular had finally made it. They were, without a doubt part of the popular crowd. Standing in a circle, these guys had all removed their pants. Each one held the pecker of the one standing to his right and they moved in rhythm, up and down, working their way to the point of self congratulatory orgasm. And during this group masturbation session they would, in between grunts and groans, shout out to everyone how much cooler they were than everyone else. Eventually they all came at once, each one a self satisfied smile on his face.
Yeah, this thread reminded me of that story.
Sincerely,
ter McGee
When I was getting released they were letting a black dude out with me. Phone rang at the desk so the officer, who was clearly more intelligent and higher up the caste system than me just because of his job and uniform, went to answer it. The black dude turns around and gives a bag of Xanax pills to one of the guys that wasn't getting out. Now I know how hard I got searched and I'm white. Somebody must not have been doing their job. . .
It was the BOLDED poster circle jerk...
They probably did search him and hoped that the bas would overdose...instead of having him survive and post on the internet about how stupid he was for being a ing jailbird who assaulted someone for calling his ho' a ho....
Cuts deep bro. Not cool.They probably did search him and hoped that the bas would overdose...instead of having him survive and post on the internet about how stupid he was for being a ing jailbird who assaulted someone for calling his ho' a ho....
OK...I know you are trolling...but just to be fair...
When I originally called people stupid....I'm being sincere...I should have said people that REPEATEDLY go to jail are stupid...
I understand that someone could have a drink or two and get a DWI...I understand that some girl could have an argument with a guy and she decides to report him and boom-the guy is in jail for domestic assault/family violence,etc....
Anyone here can end up in a bad situation....
I was referring to those that go to jail their whole life....over and over and over....you will not find anyone more stupid than one of these people.
So if I offended you...I apologize....
If you are trolling...same difference...
However....you drew first e-blood with your re remark...so if it really bothered you...don't poke the bear.
It is all in fun anyways...so ladies...chill...I am sure all of you are Rhodes scholars and all of you bring in north of six-figures a year in a very prestigious career ...uh-huh.
Someone who chooses a career that requires them to hang out in a jail all day is just as stupid as someone who goes to jail repeatedly
Blake...you seem so unlike that person that was hanging out here a year ago blowing snot bubbles all over your computer keyboard because you were tired of being a Cuck....
then you went to the angry phase where everybody had to be hounded by your angry and sarcastic remarks....
Now...you seem to have finally gotten over watching someone go balls deep into the love of your life while you watched...and seem to be enjoying life again.
Just quit while you are still semi-ridiculous...don't go all out again. Ok?
Cheers.
It is fun...and what would I defend? You can go to town...I'll get a good laugh out of it if you are clever or witty....
So you basically watched a bunch of guys jerk each other off instead of hitting the hot Asian poon?
I won this thread with "cuts deep bro"? Damn.
Both teams played hard. Sometimes you can't shut someone down on the first page and gotta bring the business, so prison has my respect. In the end I just stuck to good fundamental trolling and closed shop by dropping a hook with pussy-scented bait around someone who works near people with blue balls so much his are blue by association.
90210 just got a roommate in my basement.
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