*Official Mavs at Thunder MF'N Game 1 thread sponsored by chazley's terrible takes

[MavDynasty]

s goin down tonight in OKC 8 PM. Look for the Mavs to get down huge early in the first and have to fight their way back in the whole game. While I think the Mavs may have a chance to upset the Thunder this series, I think OKC takes game one tbh.

Thunder-104
Mavs-93

[Venti Quattro]

I feel Dallas is going to steal Game 1. But of course this doesn't guarantee them of an upset.

[Paranoid Pop]

I think the Mavs lucked out tbh, the Thunder has really been struggling lately.

[Koolaid_Man]

s goin down tonight in OKC 8 PM. Look for the Mavs to get down huge early in the first and have to fight their way back in the whole game. While I think the Mavs may have a chance to upset the Thunder this series, I think OKC takes game one tbh.

Thunder-104
Mavs-93

Dallas wins in 7

[DPG21920]

Want to bet ^

[LkrFan]

I hope the Mavs have plenty of KY. They're gonna be sore after this series.

[ElNono]

I think if the Mavs are going to pull a miracle, it has to start by taking this game...

[Axe Murderer]

dudes, whats up, again sorry for not posting recently, but I have been real busy and just haven't had the time or energy. This day has pretty much been the day from , and I'm real just ticked off at the world right now, and I don't even want to get into it, so I won't. Since my last big post, I turned the ripe young age of 20 and have still been using my fake I.D. to get into the bars, so not much is different from 19 other than I am no longer a teenager which is kind of weird to think about. So I told you I was going to tell you about a couple circle jerk stories, so here it goes... It all started freshmen year homecoming. I was just starting to really hang out with all the dudes from my football team and we all got along pretty well. There was a group of us that was pretty tight and most of us are actually still best friends today, but anyway this particular group of kids all slept at one of our buddies houses. I was pretty much the only kid from my grade school to hang out with this group of kids, because they had all gone to grade school together, and I just kind of joined their group when we all got to high school. So we finish the dance and finish dinner after the dance, because that was the cool thing to do as a freshmen, and go back to this kids house for a sleepover. Well we were all in around playing video games and doing whatever when someone turns on girls gone wild infomercials. I'm sure everyone knows what those are. No one had any objections because we were all a bunch of horny little s. I wasn't really sure how they're sleepovers went in grade school, but my sleepovers in grade school consisted of videogames and maybe some porn, and if you were gonna jack off, you would go to the bathroom and do it on your own.... So were all sitting there watching girls gone wild, and all my buddies all start playin with their s, which I didn't think much about because I was rubbin my too, but then I started to see boners poppin up all around me and everyone just makes fun of everyone else for having boners, but everybody keeps rubbing their . I didn't know what to make of this situation, because I didn't think guys were supposed to do this type of thing together, but I was like it whatever I don't care so I got hard too. It was a pretty erotic situation actually, because one of my buddies started chasing everyone around the house with his boner, again, I didn't think guys did this type of thing. So we go on watching the girls gone wild infomercials and a couple of my buddies just start jacking off right there and then they get off in front of all the other guys that were there. At this point I stopped playin with myself and kind of just chilled because I was pretty weirded out by what was going on around me to be totally honest. This was my first circle jerk experience, but there were many more over the next year or so. Once I learned how my new group of friends worked, I slowly became more comfortable everything. I was on the football team with all these kids, so of course I've seen them all naked in the lockeroom before, but being naked in the lockeroom, and jacking off together were two completley different things. So down the road a few months when I was used to jackin off at sleepovers with my bros, we slept at one of our friends house and we brought over a porno DVD, and this particular sleep over stands out in my mind because I remember being naked for quite a while. So we just did normal stuff at our sleepovers like play some bball play poker play video games, but once it gets to a certain point, everybody just gets real horny for some reason. I think the particular thing that got everyone thinkin about jacking off at this sleepover was one of our friends went into the clost by himself for a few minutes and everyone suspected he was beating off, so we of course send someone to rip open the closet doors so everyone can see if he was or not. When the doors get ripped open I remember my buddy standing there buck ass naked with a huge woody, and I remember it so vividly because he had a huge en bush, this kid was hairless everywhere else on his body but for some reason had a gigantic bush, which had prolli been growing since he hit puberty. So once we caught this kid jerking off, we of course just made fun of him, but instead of just ripping on this kid for the rest of his life, everyone kind of was just like eh, I kinda want to beat off too. So we all start watching porn, and everyone got naked except for a blanket or something and we started tuggin our s together. I had become pretty daring at this point and I remembered seeing some jergens lotion in the bathroom earlier in the night, so I went out to get it, and I put a huge glob on my and just started going to town. of course this was loud as and we were all sitting next to eachother huddled around a screen, but I figured since we were all jacking off together no one would object to me using some lotion because I was starting to chaif pretty badly. I was right, not only did no one object, but the lotion was passed around to everyone. So once we all got off, we decided to go play some more poker, but no one got dressed, eveyrone just kind of stayed wrapped up in their blankets. After playing poker and eating pizza rolls (I don't know why you need to know about the pizza rolls, it was just a part of the night that I remember) for a while we all were getting kind of bored. As I said before I started to get more comfortable with these guys and pretty daring, so I was like, yeah well I'm still pretty horny and I could definitley jerk off again, and most of them shared my enthusiasm, a couple were all chaifed and didn't want to further damage their s.So we all started watching porn again and pulled on our s til we all got off. We had countless circle jerks freshmen and sop re year, and no one thought anything of it, it wasn't gay or anything. It was just a bunch of buddies who were horny as getting off. Its not like we ever grabbed eachothers s and started stroking eachother off. But anyway, the circle jerks went on for a while, and then at some point other kids in school found out, which still wasn't a big deal because we all played football and the most popular kids in school, all the girls still wanted our s, but as more and more people got word of it, it eventually made its way to the varsity football team. we were sop res at the time, and most of our older brothers were on the varsity football team, so they all ripped on us so bad when they found out. I recall an all school assembly when the varsity football team started a chant that said "SOP RE C-J clap clap clap clap clap" So that was kind of embaressing, but like I said we were the , and the girls didn't stop wanting our s, so it was quickly forgotten. I'm sure there are quite a few more circle jerk stories i could tell you guys about, but unfortunatley none of them ended in me getting my touched by one of my buddies or me grabbing one of my buddies s, so it wouldn't be worth it to tell you anymore. Honestly though now that I think about it, I'm not even attracted to any of my buddies, they are all like my brothers, They would do anything for me and I would do anything for them. Most of them are pretty good looking, but I don't think about them like that. I sometimes used to fantasize about maybe what if just one of them was gay too and we could experiment and do together for the first time, but then I quickly snap back into reality and forget about it. This post was kind of just slopped together but I'm pretty tired and can't wait to go to bed so I hope you guys enjoy it anyway. I'll try to have more for you soon, later bros.

[pass1st]

dudes, whats up, again sorry for not posting recently, but I have been real busy and just haven't had the time or energy. This day has pretty much been the day from , and I'm real just ticked off at the world right now, and I don't even want to get into it, so I won't. Since my last big post, I turned the ripe young age of 20 and have still been using my fake I.D. to get into the bars, so not much is different from 19 other than I am no longer a teenager which is kind of weird to think about. So I told you I was going to tell you about a couple circle jerk stories, so here it goes... It all started freshmen year homecoming. I was just starting to really hang out with all the dudes from my football team and we all got along pretty well. There was a group of us that was pretty tight and most of us are actually still best friends today, but anyway this particular group of kids all slept at one of our buddies houses. I was pretty much the only kid from my grade school to hang out with this group of kids, because they had all gone to grade school together, and I just kind of joined their group when we all got to high school. So we finish the dance and finish dinner after the dance, because that was the cool thing to do as a freshmen, and go back to this kids house for a sleepover. Well we were all in around playing video games and doing whatever when someone turns on girls gone wild infomercials. I'm sure everyone knows what those are. No one had any objections because we were all a bunch of horny little s. I wasn't really sure how they're sleepovers went in grade school, but my sleepovers in grade school consisted of videogames and maybe some porn, and if you were gonna jack off, you would go to the bathroom and do it on your own.... So were all sitting there watching girls gone wild, and all my buddies all start playin with their s, which I didn't think much about because I was rubbin my too, but then I started to see boners poppin up all around me and everyone just makes fun of everyone else for having boners, but everybody keeps rubbing their . I didn't know what to make of this situation, because I didn't think guys were supposed to do this type of thing together, but I was like it whatever I don't care so I got hard too. It was a pretty erotic situation actually, because one of my buddies started chasing everyone around the house with his boner, again, I didn't think guys did this type of thing. So we go on watching the girls gone wild infomercials and a couple of my buddies just start jacking off right there and then they get off in front of all the other guys that were there. At this point I stopped playin with myself and kind of just chilled because I was pretty weirded out by what was going on around me to be totally honest. This was my first circle jerk experience, but there were many more over the next year or so. Once I learned how my new group of friends worked, I slowly became more comfortable everything. I was on the football team with all these kids, so of course I've seen them all naked in the lockeroom before, but being naked in the lockeroom, and jacking off together were two completley different things. So down the road a few months when I was used to jackin off at sleepovers with my bros, we slept at one of our friends house and we brought over a porno DVD, and this particular sleep over stands out in my mind because I remember being naked for quite a while. So we just did normal stuff at our sleepovers like play some bball play poker play video games, but once it gets to a certain point, everybody just gets real horny for some reason. I think the particular thing that got everyone thinkin about jacking off at this sleepover was one of our friends went into the clost by himself for a few minutes and everyone suspected he was beating off, so we of course send someone to rip open the closet doors so everyone can see if he was or not. When the doors get ripped open I remember my buddy standing there buck ass naked with a huge woody, and I remember it so vividly because he had a huge en bush, this kid was hairless everywhere else on his body but for some reason had a gigantic bush, which had prolli been growing since he hit puberty. So once we caught this kid jerking off, we of course just made fun of him, but instead of just ripping on this kid for the rest of his life, everyone kind of was just like eh, I kinda want to beat off too. So we all start watching porn, and everyone got naked except for a blanket or something and we started tuggin our s together. I had become pretty daring at this point and I remembered seeing some jergens lotion in the bathroom earlier in the night, so I went out to get it, and I put a huge glob on my and just started going to town. of course this was loud as and we were all sitting next to eachother huddled around a screen, but I figured since we were all jacking off together no one would object to me using some lotion because I was starting to chaif pretty badly. I was right, not only did no one object, but the lotion was passed around to everyone. So once we all got off, we decided to go play some more poker, but no one got dressed, eveyrone just kind of stayed wrapped up in their blankets. After playing poker and eating pizza rolls (I don't know why you need to know about the pizza rolls, it was just a part of the night that I remember) for a while we all were getting kind of bored. As I said before I started to get more comfortable with these guys and pretty daring, so I was like, yeah well I'm still pretty horny and I could definitley jerk off again, and most of them shared my enthusiasm, a couple were all chaifed and didn't want to further damage their s.So we all started watching porn again and pulled on our s til we all got off. We had countless circle jerks freshmen and sop re year, and no one thought anything of it, it wasn't gay or anything. It was just a bunch of buddies who were horny as getting off. Its not like we ever grabbed eachothers s and started stroking eachother off. But anyway, the circle jerks went on for a while, and then at some point other kids in school found out, which still wasn't a big deal because we all played football and the most popular kids in school, all the girls still wanted our s, but as more and more people got word of it, it eventually made its way to the varsity football team. we were sop res at the time, and most of our older brothers were on the varsity football team, so they all ripped on us so bad when they found out. I recall an all school assembly when the varsity football team started a chant that said "SOP RE C-J clap clap clap clap clap" So that was kind of embaressing, but like I said we were the , and the girls didn't stop wanting our s, so it was quickly forgotten. I'm sure there are quite a few more circle jerk stories i could tell you guys about, but unfortunatley none of them ended in me getting my touched by one of my buddies or me grabbing one of my buddies s, so it wouldn't be worth it to tell you anymore. Honestly though now that I think about it, I'm not even attracted to any of my buddies, they are all like my brothers, They would do anything for me and I would do anything for them. Most of them are pretty good looking, but I don't think about them like that. I sometimes used to fantasize about maybe what if just one of them was gay too and we could experiment and do together for the first time, but then I quickly snap back into reality and forget about it. This post was kind of just slopped together but I'm pretty tired and can't wait to go to bed so I hope you guys enjoy it anyway. I'll try to have more for you soon, later bros.

Accountants don't have to take essay writing classes?

[scanry]

I just think one post season run has really changed how people now look at the Dallas Mavericks. Before last year, they would always lack that inside toughness and Tyson Chandler changed everything.

I don't think Dirk would be too happy with Mark Cuban after this post season. This is probably Dirk's last elite season and we have already seen how his production has come down. IMO his post season run last year equaled Shaq/Duncan in their hay days. Dirk was unreal last season.

[DAF86]

OP is just mad 'cause he racked up an L against the #1 poster, tbh.

[mavs>spurs]

we're going to get our asses absolutely waxed. we ain't got the firepower to hang with OKC.

[Mav-elous Man]

Not a good feeling about tonight. This team has been inconsistent all year so why would things change for the playoffs? OKC in 6. I hope I'm wrong though.

[lurker]

Delonte is sick and will probably miss tonight's game.

[mavs>spurs]

Delonte is sick and will probably miss tonight's game.

okc in 5

[Roddy Beaubois]

Any predictions on how Shawn Marion () will play in comparison to the opposing teams SF?

[chazley]

I'm predicting the series to go 7, but the Mavs have either lost players or regressed in too many areas to repeat the results from last year. Mavs do seem to play their best when they get no respect, and if they hadn't won last year, I would've predicted 5 games. They do have a small chance at pulling an upset if some of their guys step up and they find a guy who can stay in front of Westbrook.

[mavs>spurs]

Delonte stays in front of him well but apparently he's sick

[Goran Dragic]

Any predictions on how Shawn Marion () will play in comparison to the opposing teams SF?

Marion will go back to choking this year.

[Mugen]

chazley thinks the mavs have a chance at an upset if their guys step up.

Pretty interesting take, tbh.

[DAF86]

Who to root for? Conventional wisdom says Mavs but if they get it going and somehow manage to get to the WCF I'd fear them more than the Thunder.

[Jt.ONE]

lol OKC home crowd rocking blue shirts to match and support the mavs tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

Does anybody have a more re ed looking run/jog than Kendrick Perkins?

[Spurs9]

Frogger already chucking up shots

[lefty]

lol okc home crowd rocking blue shirts to match and support the mavs tbh

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