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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    This isn't a question of the crappiness of american mass produced beer. But the re edness of expecting people to open their can and then punch a hole in it. So my question what kind of re ed ass marketing gimmick is a punch top can, will you ever punch top your can?

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    Bear Hug Defense
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    Wouldn't you feel more manly punching open a fresh beer? The ladies love it

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    no you open it and then you punch a hole in it, its already open

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    Makes it easier to shotgun I suppose

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    Bro, ur talking about a company who introduced the wide mouth cans so people drink more faster!

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    If I'm drinking a Miller Lite, there's no way in i bother pouring it in a glass, tbh.

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    Makes it easier to shotgun I suppose

    This. It's the same company that had the "vortex" bottle neck. Tbh, I like using my teeth to pierce the hole at the base of the can. It just fuels the mentality of shotgunning.

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    It's just so people can slam it faster. That's all Miller and Bud are good for. Nobody drinks that because it tastes good.

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    Believe.
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    I facepalmed when I saw the commercial.

    They should have placed the hole at the bottom/side of the can.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...

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    "we're not going to do about making our beer taste good, so we're going to invest a bunch of money in an advertising campaign for a new top for the can."

    Miller Lite - where the can costs more to make than the beer. And tastes better.

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    I want some nasty mVp's Avatar
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    I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

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    i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...
    Now I want to see someone open only the punch top and stick a straw in there. That can would probably explode or something.

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    It's a pre-stamped area to punch. It's just a backflow for air obviously. I don't drink beer from a can.

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    Miller Lite tastes like metal.

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    i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...
    You're a naruto loving got like lakaluva so your opinion doesn't mean .

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Miller Lite tastes like metal.
    metal don't taste that bad tbqh

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    I thought the same exact thing when I saw the commercial...what a product.

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    This isn't a question of the crappiness of american mass produced beer. But the re edness of expecting people to open their can and then punch a hole in it. So my question what kind of re ed ass marketing gimmick is a punch top can, will you ever punch top your can?
    tbh i drink shiner and blue moon almost religiously so this punch top can does not really exist in my world

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    lol canned beer

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