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    Set for life Budkin's Avatar
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    Nobody gives a about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.
    I think that is one of the most ridiculous commercials ever. No one in their right mind would waste that much time and money to go to ing Taco Bell. Why even insinuate that your food was that good? It's ing Taco Bell.

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    a taco s that is a giant Dorito. That sounds like a highdea.

    Only at Taco Bell.

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    Triple meat, triple cheez DJB's Avatar
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    Nobody gives a about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.

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    That takes like fromunda cheese.

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    Wtf? No, there's a taco bell ten minutes from my house, and even if it were the only taco bell on the island, it wouldnt take you 900 miles to get there. I could around the perimeter of this island and not rack up that many miles.

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    Where the could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?
    Nah, those people were just high, and drove right by the one by their house 20 times. Someone asked later how many miles they ended up driving, and one of them says "man, I don't know, like, 900?"

    Anyway, the dorito taco designer had to have been a pothead. "Dude, you know what would be better than eating a taco and a bag of doritos? Both at the same time!"

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    Where the could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?
    Mexico

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    Wtf? No, there's a taco bell ten minutes from my house, and even if it were the only taco bell on the island, it wouldnt take you 900 miles to get there. I could around the perimeter of this island and not rack up that many miles.
    Apparently a joke about driving from Hawaii to California doesn't play here. Of course, if you actually live there, I'm sure you're long past finding them amusing. My bad.

    Next time I'll suggest Moscow.

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    Mother er drives 900 miles and get that to go, just so he can eat in the parking lot. Yeah, cuz that make a ton of sense.

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    he's a drug smuggler for guastavo fring and stopped for a taco and now all of a sudden he's a badass

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    Apparently a joke about driving from Hawaii to California doesn't play here. Of course, if you actually live there, I'm sure you're long past finding them amusing. My bad.

    Next time I'll suggest Moscow.
    Eh, no biggie. I think that some Ukrainian city might fit the bill.

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    Then it's even less likely imo for someone to drive 900 miles and spend several hundred bucks on gas for something that he'll be able to buy for less than $2 at a Taco Bell 5 minutes from his house in a few weeks.

    If anyone truly believes that story, I have some beach property in New Mexico you might be interested in buying tbh.
    New Mexico Beach is the too. I'd drive 900 miles just to sit on the shorelines.

    Pretty sure the "kissing a unicorn" guy is a raging got. Regardless, "your food is like kissing a horse". Great.

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    Doesnt Whataburger have a similar commercial? I dont think it was quite 900 miles, but supposedly some re lived several states from the nearest store so he drove that distance to get some. It wasnt Blair either as far as I know.

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    Horrible commercial. Even if it was in a test market 900 miles away, you have everything you need to recreate the exact same experience by going to the Taco Bell closest to you and buying a supreme taco, go ANYWHERE and buy a bag of doritos, dump the ing nasty out of the taco and scoop it up with Doritos.

    It's not too hard to figure out how to save hundreds of dollars in gas expenses...wait, oh yea, this scenario never happened. My bad.

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    I think Taco Bell just decided one day " it let's market to stoners they're the only people that buy this ".

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    talkin about gazpacho


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