Chimpanzees 'hunt using spears'

[Viva Las Espuelas]

when they figure out gun powder we're ed

Or when they figure how to post on a sports team's message board.

[JoeChalupa]

I've seen birds use rocks to crack open eggs on NatGeo.

[Shastafarian]

We evolved from ape-like creatures. Basically monkeys.

Apes are not monkeys. Chimps are apes. Our closest common ancestor with Chimps was an ape. "We" diverged from monkeys millions of years before that.

[tlongII]

You seem proud of that unproven therory.

You seem upset by that overwhelmingly factually supported theory.

[Leetonidas]

Stupid. I would've liked to see it.

Anyway, soooo since we supposedly evolved from monkeys, the process starts over again? A never-ending cycle of monkeys turning human?

We didn't evolve from monkeys you re well, maybe you did

[mouse]

You seem upset by that overwhelmingly factually supported theory.

First off people who insist they evolved from an animal don't upset me in fact
I find them amusing if they only knew how ignorant they make themselves look when they support such foolish theories.


And second, Evolution was a "Theory" last time I checked unless you discovered some new "Evidence" I'm not aware of?


Please share!

[z0sa]

I've seen birds use rocks to crack open eggs on NatGeo.

I remember reading there's a significant minority of scientists who consider birds, particularly crows, the smartest non-human animals. But they consider them to have a somewhat collective intelligence.

[CubanSucks]

we already had one as president:

Taking a joke straight out of 2004 It's funnier now cause the current pres looks far more like a chimp. I wonder why all these "edgy" political satirists don't like pointing that out...

lol guevara
lol murdering marxist
lol t-shirt activists hero

[Creepn]

Apes are not monkeys. Chimps are apes. Our closest common ancestor with Chimps was an ape. "We" diverged from monkeys millions of years before that.

Soooo basically "we" started off as monkeys before the split?

[Creepn]

Taking a joke straight out of 2004 It's funnier now cause the current pres looks far more like a chimp. I wonder why all these "edgy" political satirists don't like pointing that out...

lol guevara
lol murdering marxist
lol t-shirt activists hero

I have to disagree. Show me some comparison pictures.

[CubanSucks]

I have to disagree. Show me some comparison pictures.

Maybe mouse could oblige.

[Shastafarian]

Soooo basically "we" started off as monkeys before the split?

I guess you could say our ancestral lineage includes an animal like a monkey yes. Do you understand the concept of evolution?

[mouse]

I guess you could say our ancestral lineage includes an animal like a monkey yes. Do you understand the concept of evolution?

Pssssst! It's a theory

[Creepn]

I guess you could say our ancestral lineage includes an animal like a monkey yes.

We didn't evolve from monkeys you re well, maybe you did

HA HA! BOOYA Mutha eeeeeerr. Technically there was nothing wrong with what I said.

[Shastafarian]

HA HA! BOOYA Mutha eeeeeerr. Technically there was nothing wrong with what I said.

Aside from "supposedly"

[Leetonidas]

HA HA! BOOYA Mutha eeeeeerr. Technically there was nothing wrong with what I said.

Yeah there was, because we didn't "supposedly evolve from monkeys." If we did there wouldn't still be monkeys running around

[Creepn]

Yeah there was, because we didn't "supposedly evolve from monkeys." If we did there wouldn't still be monkeys running around

Well thanks for taking back your lame insult that I evolved from a monkey, appreciate it.

[Creepn]

Aside from "supposedly"

Yes yes, I assumed that's a given.

[IWantsACuatro]

I'm certain the proper nomenclature is that "we evolved from a common ancestor with shared primate traits."

[Slydragon]

You can see similar videos on worldstarhiphop

[DMC]

I came from my mom's monkey.

[Goran Dragic]

Taking a joke straight out of 2004 It's funnier now cause the current pres looks far more like a chimp. I wonder why all these "edgy" political satirists don't like pointing that out...

lol guevara
lol murdering marxist
lol t-shirt activists hero

Barack really doesn't like THAT much like a monkey. His wife on the other hand...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ouch
Nah, she doesn't remind me of a chimp but she certainly reminds me of a piranha with that grill of hers. Which ties in to my feelings that she doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around. Her plasticity is very apparent to me.

[Goran Dragic]

She seemed like a much more genuine, real person before Obama got elected. Since she became first lady I agree she's turned into a completely plastic, repulsive person. For all the Palin/Cindy McCain got for their expensive campaign wardrobe when our economy was crashing, she now dresses the same way they did.

[CubanSucks]

ouch
Nah, she doesn't remind me of a chimp but she certainly reminds me of a piranha with that grill of hers. Which ties in to my feelings that she doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around. Her plasticity is very apparent to me.

I thought I was the only person who thought she resembles a piranha. No joke. I guess it's the mouth like you said, but I think it's more than that, I just can't pinpoint it