Who is the prettiest dude on ST?

[silverblk mystix]

Well, you're a corrections officer.



I'll admit to being fairly naive when it comes to prison culture, but I thought a big part of the reason prison guards were employed was to prevent inmates raping, killing, and beating the out of each other. If not, might as well just throw them in a secure location and let 'em go Mad Max on each other.

Seriously?

You didn't get the irony of the joke?

Of course it is a corrections officers job to prevent that . Did you not read the rest of the thread and notice my phobic childish posts and enjoying myself jerking everyone's chains?



Seriously?

[silverblk mystix]

...you probably also believed that I was actually looking for friends when I posted a thread about not making friends...

unreal.

[ChumpDumper]

It's just jokes!

[silverblk mystix]

It's just jokes!

mdumpster, please don't tell me you think I'm serious too?

You are way smarter than that, come to think of it-you and Funt are way smarter than most here.

I hope you are jerking my chain now.

[ChumpDumper]

mdumpster, please don't tell me you think I'm serious too?

You are way smarter than that, come to think of it-you and Funt are way smarter than most here.

I hope you are jerking my chain now.

Eh, maybe you're smart enough to know when a schtick isn't working.

[silverblk mystix]

Eh, maybe you're smart enough to know when a schtick isn't working.

What exactly would working be?

Lighten up.

[ChumpDumper]

What exactly would working be?

Oh, maybe you aren't smart enough, then.

Lighten up.

Now that's funny -- however unintentionally.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

after getting bukkaked on the entire thread, prison pulls a lefty...."I was just joking!"

[silverblk mystix]

after getting bukkaked on the entire thread, prison pulls a lefty...."I was just joking!"

If it makes you feel better to think that I was serious and I sincerely am a bigoted idiot-then make yourself happy and keep believing it.

lol bukkaked...another sexual term..

[Rain Man]

Myyynnnnaaaahhhhhh doot I was just kidding too. You really thought I wanted to have the butt secks with these guys?








But for real though, Tyson... imma get in that ass.

[Rain Man]

CD and MrsTix... I'll take some of that ass cake too.

[Inbred]

You got a purdy mouth...

[100%duncan]

Probably because it's constantly in your ass

[Rain Man]

Who's jerking whose chain now?

Oh no that's not gayiwasjesskiddingunlessyouwerentohyouweremetoothe n

I won't jerk your chain but I'll put mine in your mouth.


Nnnaaahhhjklolunlessyougonnadoittbhimho.

[silverblk mystix]

I won't jerk your chain but I'll put mine in your mouth.


Nnnaaahhhjklolunlessyougonnadoittbhimho.

Rain Man gets it.


In the sphincter.

Funny girl,you.

[DMC]

Well if men want to rape other men, who am I to stop them.

You knew men were raping other men in the ass when you signed up. There must be something about control, large black men and ass raping that attracts you. You stated you wanted to be a cop but you didn't like the idea of handing out tickets, but you like the idea of dealing with prison rape.

Couple that with the lime green VW bug you covet and your perfectly manicured limestone driveway, I'd say you have some confessions to make.

[silverblk mystix]

You knew men were raping other men in the ass when you signed up. There must be something about control, large black men and ass raping that attracts you. You stated you wanted to be a cop but you didn't like the idea of handing out tickets, but you like the idea of dealing with prison rape.

Couple that with the lime green VW bug you covet and your perfectly manicured limestone driveway, I'd say you have some confessions to make.

You are reaching DMC.

Read between the lines. Just humoring trolls in here-it is kind of fun.

[Rain Man]

[mouse]

Id even pack it in PackmeDan's curry stankin ass.

/Thread

[Rain Man]

It has been 1,270 days since asking this question. Yeah definitely 1,270 days. That's 3 years 5 months and 22 days. Do we have an answer Pat?