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I come from a long line of historians. My father was a historian, his father was a historian as was his and so on and so forth. I travel the land constantly researching and observing. I was born in the year of our Lord 1843 and have been able to remain with the living by feeding my brain knowledge of track, American football and of course horrible music.
My mission in life is not only to learn about history but to rewrite it. In this time my name is I. Hustle... in another time my name is RaZor. The world stays the same but the times are completely different. I can't tell you what the future holds unless I have already changed the past... or you ask me tomorrow.
As a hobby I search and destroy trolls... TROLLS... TTTTTRRRRROOOLLLLSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is my portrait
^ Doodystache!
That is not a moustache... it's my cigar... my hands were full...
what???? oh...no..I was talking about your hat. Classic Doodystache.
Whoa. Opulence, you have it!This is my portrait
Is there some reason you wear your anal beads on your hat?
Each strand is a conquest. Historically speaking of course
I'm more concerned about the anal star on the hat
And why are you using coconut macaroons for buttons?
You gotta love "internet mentality". Here I am talking Lon Myers, Sylvester Weaver, Eulace Pea , Georgia Tech 222 berland 0 and I'm not an historian? Totally into/up on the histories of football, track and them blues but I'm not an historianThe first black sprinter to hold a sprint world record was Howard Drew. The first 1000 yard rusher in NFL history was Beattie Feathers but I'm not an historian? Would anyone believe that Michigan once went three seasons and gave up only 12 points? In those three years they scored over 80 points in 6 games, once beat Buffalo 128-0, but I'm not an historian.
Ya gotta love it
How how those prewar Alabama blues? Jaybird Coleman, Ed Bell, Walter Roland, Bullet Williams, Lucille Bogan, Daddy Stovepipe, no no historian here.
You're a histrioran.You gotta love "internet mentality". Here I am talking Lon Myers, Sylvester Weaver, Eulace Pea , Georgia Tech 222 berland 0 and I'm not an historian? Totally into/up on the histories of football, track and them blues but I'm not an historian
Ya gotta love it
It's cool to be able to talk with anyone about something, knowing you have it totally covered.
I bet.
Damn, Google's servers are getting overloaded by this cat...You gotta love "internet mentality". Here I am talking Lon Myers, Sylvester Weaver, Eulace Pea , Georgia Tech 222 berland 0 and I'm not an historian? Totally into/up on the histories of football, track and them blues but I'm not an historian
Ya gotta love it
How how those prewar Alabama blues? Jaybird Coleman, Ed Bell, Walter Roland, Bullet Williams, Lucille Bogan, Daddy Stovepipe, no no historian here.
Let's try reality, I have the books, the music. 50 years of experience.Damn, Google's servers are getting overloaded by this cat...
"Beattie Feathers"...lol. Made up name.
Care to wager 30 days self bannisment?
No, you've probably already created a fake entry in Wikipedia.
Here ya go...
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No one before Beattie Feathers had ever gained 1,000 yards rushing in a season, and no one repeated his feat for another thirteen seasons, until Steve Van Buren of the Philadelphia Eagles gained 1,008 yards in 1947. But he rushed for over 1,000 yards in 1934 and broke a barrier many thought impossible at that time. He was the star halfback on this historic team and was the main reason Coach George Halas moved the famed Red Grange primarily to wide receiver. Hall of Famer Bronko Nagurski said of Beattie: "Watching him run reminded me of watching a jackrabbit in a cornfield with a hound chasing him. He would change his pace and his direction all the time. He also stayed close to his interference. Beattie would stay with you as long as you could do him some good then he'd make his cut and go off on his own. "
Are these fake names?
Fair Hooker
Mozelle Ellerbe
Handsome Wearing
Hiawatha Francisco
Ivory Crockett
Haven Moses
My counter:
Wilson Magoo laced up his shoes that cold winter day. His retirement from professional football looming three hours away, he had no expectations of becoming the first man to rush for over 1,000 yards. However, his coach, Johnson Filipetti, had other ideas. Over the next 60 minutes of game time, Magoo carried the ball an astonishing 47 times, racking up an improbable 375 yards in rushing. The crowd went wild as the final gun went off, leaving Wilson Magoo as the first man to have rushed for over 1,000 yards during the season. History will always remember the number 1,002. Magoo's season total.
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I can't blame ya, everytime you mess with me two things come out of it. One is you don't know , the other is you can stand it that I do.
Here ya go little fella...
He was known as Blind Dawg Jones, yep a blind running back for Blufton State. After he got the ball his QB (a tall white cat named Billy Bob Bodine) would yell out where he was to run. At 256 pounds Blind Dawg was a load. He also had 4.5 speed. He was twice the league MVP nd is still that schools all time leading rusher.
True or false?
Last edited by Avante; 06-21-2012 at 03:38 PM.
I suppose you've never heard of Clancy Dinglesnoot either?
You work way too hard at trying to be cute/funny. It backfires, trust me!
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