Reply With QuoteThis is a very rational reaction to the slights you've endured.
Le Club Clique
by
Mystix
Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;
Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.
Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants
Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it
CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor
shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -
Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.
CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?
RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...
CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.
RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...
CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?
RAZON
Hold on a second, son...
CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.
RAZON
(shakes his head)
Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)
BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?
Professor Razon
What the is wrong with you kids?
CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)
I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...
CHUMPDUMPER
There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?
Professor RAZON
(mutters under his breath- “ my life.”)
Ext. Scene-
(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)
Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.
This is a very rational reaction to the slights you've endured.
Tried to give you a graceful - out- but you didn't have the sense to accept it.
Funt exits the club
I think you are ready to get pinked.
Sore losers tbh.
So this thread illustrates how much we aren't in your head, right?
short bus
I hope you guys want me to write the next scene...
you inspire me...
Oh, please -- do go on. It's bound to work out really well for you.
This place was a in' graveyard recently....just upping the stakes a little...
keep poking the bear...
What do you think is at stake here?
Bro, that was ing funny, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later that night Professor RaZon put on some 1927 Rube Lacy, grabbed a beer and kicked back as a huge grin spread across his face, thinking about the over abundance of....EL DUH!!!!!!!..he had encountered in that class. What a challenge he had.
absolutely nothing.
So why are you doing it?
A scene? no, we need an epic a saga.short bus
I hope you guys want me to write the next scene...
you inspire me...
Thought it was appropriate.
This is pretty much accurate.
Because none of us are in your heads, right?
Doing what, exactly?
This, exactly.
What is this?
Hey, if you don't know what you are doing in the first place and just posting this thread as part of an episode of pure hysterical emotion, I'll accept that. I've driven many posters to that level of mental weakness.
Yes, that is it!
Driven by minmydumpster!
Priceless how you are tap-dancing like ten mother ers now!!!!!
So then why did you start this thread dedicated to all of us?
Yes, that is it!
Driven by minmydumpster!
Priceless how you are tap-dancing like ten mother ers now!!!!!
Trust me slick, you/they make absolutely no dent at all. In my head, are you ing serious? That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
It isn't pretty obvious moron?
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