OMFG! The Dark Knight-Screenplay-First Scene!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Many artists use pain and suffering as a source of inspiration.

Glad to oblige.

Thanks sport!

[Reck]

^ LOL sport, that's gay.

[silverblk mystix]

^ LOL sport, that's gay.

You too, champ!

[silverblk mystix]

So where would you club members like to see the 2nd scene go to?

Add more characters?

[ChumpDumper]

Whoever hurts your butt.

[silverblk mystix]

Whoever hurts your butt.

aww, c'mon sport..weren't we having fun the other day?

I was...weren't you?

You are not flattered to be a feature character?

[ChumpDumper]

aww, c'mon sport..weren't we having fun the other day?

I was...weren't you?

You are not flattered to be a feature character?

I expect to be a feature character in all your fantasies.

You're just that into me.

[silverblk mystix]

I expect to be a feature character in all your little fantasies.

You're just that into me.

Hey, we're getting somewhere now.

You just wanted a little persuasion.

[silverblk mystix]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “ my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.

hmmm...scene two?


hmmmm....

[ChumpDumper]

Hey, we're getting somewhere now.

You just wanted a little persuasion.

Uh, no. You never understand what people are actually posting.

And you never explained why you started this thread with this "screenplay" -- it's ok, the reason is self-evident. No amount of emoticons will ever change that.

[ChumpDumper]

hmmm...scene two?


hmmmm....

What pot do you think you are stirring?

No one is threatened by this or asking you to stop. Quite the contrary.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

What pot do you think you are stirring?

No one is threatened by this or asking you to stop. Quite the contrary.

[emoticon]

So you wish me to continue. Thanks.

[ChumpDumper]

So you wish me to continue. Thanks.

So it took you three hours to figure this out.

Oh, please -- do go on. It's bound to work out really well for you.

[Reck]

Say, are you a retiree like RaZon? For someone who works "professionally" as a singer/songwriter and a prison guard you sure have alot of time on your hands.

[silverblk mystix]

Say, are you a retiree like RaZon? For someone who works "professionally" as a singer/songwriter and a prison guard you sure have alot of time on your hands.

Whatever you want me to be.

[Reck]

Whatever you want me to be.

Stop hinting your gayness man. Its cool you're coming out of the closet with each posts but stop the come ons here girl.

[silverblk mystix]

Stop hinting your gayness man. Its cool you're coming out of the closet with each posts but stop the come ons here girl.

Ok I'll come out.

[MannyIsGod]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.

[ChumpDumper]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.

Yeah, I think we broke him.

I'd bad about it, but don't really have any reason to.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

Interesting. OP seems to have gone off the deep end.

I knew that would be your reaction...

"oh - I better try to flip the script." he's "melting" down...

"in your head"



Sometimes it gets boring when you know people more than they know themselves....on a message board no less...

[MannyIsGod]

Ok

[silverblk mystix]

I can just imagine Manny get excited,

"oooh ...Batman thread...oooh...click...wtf?"

[ChumpDumper]

3 emoticons!

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, I think we broke him.

I'd bad about it, but don't really have any reason to.

[emoticon]

He was broken to begin with. The obsessive use of emoticons is new though.

[ChumpDumper]

4 emoticons!