OMFG! The Dark Knight-Screenplay-First Scene!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Its awesome to watch you try to be a hard ass with tears in your eyes.

I'm getting a little misty-eyed right now knowing it's the middle of night and you are still bumping this thread where you were embarrassed.

I am so proud of you for being so programmable that you can keep bumping this thread so that others can read the "special needs" kids on their first field trip. (wipes an eye)



Goddammnit it was a fine day. Tomorrow promises to be even better.

[ChumpDumper]

Well, lets see...where do we begin?

They could try to speak/communicate with someone with respect and inquire about this persons taste, skills,likes,dislikes,etc.

Or they could put their brain on auto-pilot and assume they know everything there is to know.

What do you do for a living chump? How do you feel about yourself? How do you feel when someone attacks you and insults you without even knowing the first thing about you?


This is human interaction.

Telling someone they have an IQ of blah-blah is just disrespectful and offensive and no-one blinks an eye when it is done.

You automatically rushed to that posters side without even realizing that -that poster just attacked me unprovoked.

Interesting the reality that you see and the reality that exists.

Nah, I already knew you were a before all this.

From what you've already posted.

That's why it's so entertaining and at the same time disconcerting to see you trying to act better than all this in a thread you started with the express intent to insult people you put on your enemies list for insulting you.


If I wanted to know anything about you, I would ask. I have asked others before and met a few -- even some I have traded pretty viscous insults with online. I must note that I have met no one you falsely claimed had me on their friends list.

That said, I have no real desire to know much of anything about you. You just never came across as the kind of person I would give a about IRL.

Sorry. I guess you can say I bumped your thread.

That post did absolutely nothing that you hoped it would.

I said talking because this is the medium we have here. You post something and I respond or not. We are communicating. We are talking.

Let me enlighten you here;

I could give two s if they were ing with me or not regardless of what they convinced you of or of what you convinced yourself of.

They can't with me because I can beat them at their little game. If they wanna play games-I can outplay them.

They wanna troll-I'll out-troll them.

Anything. I can out-anything them.

Nothing they can do about it. That is the beauty of it.

The real beauty of it is we will always know you cared a whole lot more about this than anyone you tried to call out in this thread. You definitely out-cared us.

[Blake]

Nothing has changed yet. Gotta make some change happen first.

I stated many. many times...

I don't ever fire the first shot....

Since you don't feel this thread is a first shot, where exactly was the first shot that I fired?

It must have been long before the other non-first shot Popsucker thread you started.

[silverblk mystix]

Since you don't feel this thread is a first shot, where exactly was the first shot that I fired?

It must have been long before the other non-first shot Popsucker thread you started.

Top of the morning to everyone. I slept great. How did everyone sleep?
Hope everyone is feeling great.

Blake;

#1) If you care to research through a long history of b.s - be my guest.

#2) If you'd like a fresh start - scoreboard at ZERO- I can oblige.

#3) If it makes you insecure to admit anything- so be it.

Where do you want to go. I know I didn't fire first. It sounds like you feel like you didn't fire first. We are at a standoff.

What would you wish to do?

[silverblk mystix]

...oh by the way...

I don't believe I specifically mentioned you by name as a Popsucker but you seemed to rush in and try to attack because the shoe obviously fit.

I could be wrong but that's how I remember it.

[silverblk mystix]

Nah, I already knew you were a before all this.

From what you've already posted.

That's why it's so entertaining and at the same time disconcerting to see you trying to act better than all this in a thread you started with the express intent to insult people you put on your enemies list for insulting you.


If I wanted to know anything about you, I would ask. I have asked others before and met a few -- even some I have traded pretty viscous insults with online. I must note that I have met no one you falsely claimed had me on their friends list.

That said, I have no real desire to know much of anything about you. You just never came across as the kind of person I would give a about IRL.

Sorry. I guess you can say I bumped your thread.The real beauty of it is we will always know you cared a whole lot more about this than anyone you tried to call out in this thread. You definitely out-cared us.

Here is a fundamental difference between people.

You "cared" more?

Caring about something you do is considered bad in this little world of yours. I entered this little world after having lived life, done things, seen the world,etc..

So it is foreign to me that "caring" is bad.

If I spend any amount of time doing something whether it be work, music, or other pastimes, I am going to care. I care what I put into it and I care at all times. If I came in here and posted 68,000 times and never "cared" - that would be pretty sad. To me anyway.

Different strokes.

Yeah, I care if I spend time here and people insult me unprovoked. I care about that. Sue me.

Caring about it and then deciding to give you a dose of your own medicine ended up being quite fun. I cared when I shot back also. I figured if this is the only behavior they understand- I can give you that too.

7 pages of this thread tell me you "care" a little more than you'd like to admit chumpie. It's ok, chumpie- I think it is good to admit you care. Be aware of what you are doing chumpie. You will like it.

[DMC]

7 pages? Really?

SBM, did you once write scripts for Leave it to Beaver? That opening is pretty lame. No one was ing anyone in the ass, no sucking, no one killed themselves or anyone else. What's the point?

[silverblk mystix]

Manny posting at 1:13 am and chumpie @ 2:58 am

sounds to me like there was a lot of "caring" in this thread...


I'm getting a little misty-eyed again...oh gosh...

[cantthinkofanything]

7 pages? Really?

SBM, did you once write scripts for Leave it to Beaver? That opening is pretty lame. No one was ing anyone in the ass, no sucking, no one killed themselves or anyone else. What's the point?

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?

[silverblk mystix]

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?

Well, ...I think that poster mavs>spurs has some kind of cir cision fetish/agenda...he would probably be a "consultant" for your script.

[DMC]

I was thinking of writing a screenplay called "Sleeve it to Beaver". It's about the Beaver and his quest to grow new foreskin with stem cell technology. It's blends in real world problems with cutting edge technology. Kind of like Michael Crichton.

What do you think?

Would probably go 30 pages imo

[DMC]

SBM, you should write about prison life, turning 50 (if you can remember back that far) and your struggles with your sexuality. That would be more interesting than reading a 10 line opening scene to "Look Who Hurt me Today".

[cantthinkofanything]

Well, ...I think that poster mavs>spurs has some kind of cir cision fetish/agenda...he would probably be a "consultant" for your script.

Yes, it's probably what put the idea in my head. Then when someone mentioned Leave it Beaver, the inspiration was complete.

[cantthinkofanything]

Would probably go 30 pages imo

I'm hoping that the catchy name combined with a funny trailer would be enough. First choice for the grown up Beaver is Adam Sandler. Young Beaver in the flashbacks would be Selena Gomez.

[silverblk mystix]

SBM, you should write about prison life, turning 50 (if you can remember back that far) and your struggles with your sexuality. That would be more interesting than reading a 10 line opening scene to "Look Who Hurt me Today".

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?

[cantthinkofanything]

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?

wait...why would the narrator say that?

[silverblk mystix]

wait...why would the narrator say that?

because DMC is the narrator telling his own story...of being trapped....

[DMC]

It could start with...

Int scene- jail cell - camera pans in on inmate DMC sitting on a bunk

Narrator
"My name is DMC and I am on death row...I am actually a woman trapped inside a man's body"....



What do you think so far?

Predictable.

Here's a better beginning:

Camera on, extreme close up of bad teeth and a fly at the corner of the mouth that just lingers there, then the fly leaves as a cigarette finds it's way there... draw, exhale white cloud covers scene... white transforms to a memory of you as a child playing dolls with your sisters. They don't let you in their room but you sneak in anyhow and one by one you tape the dolls to a board and undress them, taunting them and burning them with candy cigarettes. Sister enters and yells for mom, you flee.

Back in the present the shot is now from upper corner looking down on a wilted man's balding head hovering over a plate of refried beans and rice, your lunch box sitting there on the outdoor table at the facility where you work, other guards filing in and out the door to the main cafeteria. You finish your cigarette and extinguish it into your plate of beans, gulp down the last drink of your vitamin water and make your way back to your post.

[johnsmith]

I'm going to stop responding to SBM.....I for one don't want to be subpeona'd when the trial starts.

[ChumpDumper]

Yeah, I care if I spend time here and people insult me unprovoked. I care about that. Sue me.

No, I'll just make fun of you, like I have all along. And you'll still get upset about it and call me names and write erotic fan fiction about me. Nothing will change.

Caring about it and then deciding to give you a dose of your own medicine ended up being quite fun. I cared when I shot back also. I figured if this is the only behavior they understand- I can give you that too.

And it has changed nothing. You're still a whiny and we're still making fun of you. You really only made things worse for yourself by putting several meltdown posts in one thread.

7 pages of this thread tell me you "care" a little more than you'd like to admit chumpie. It's ok, chumpie- I think it is good to admit you care. Be aware of what you are doing chumpie. You will like it.

I'm making fun of you and your whiny, emo thread. I do like that. Always have. The best part about this thread is you think you're some kind of hero. You're just a hypocritical crybaby. No one you attacked here has cried foul. Indeed, we're encouraging you to write more diatribes and meltdown even further. I'm not saying we're better and tougher than you. I'm merely implying it in the strongest possible terms.

So yeah, keep posting in this thread and keep bumping it and keep thinking you showed us. It's hilarious. We don't care about it or this board the way you do and it's not going to change the way we post or think about you.

[silverblk mystix]

Predictable.

Here's a better beginning:

Camera on, extreme close up of bad teeth and a fly at the corner of the mouth that just lingers there, then the fly leaves as a cigarette finds it's way there... draw, exhale white cloud covers scene... white transforms to a memory of you as a child playing dolls with your sisters. They don't let you in their room but you sneak in anyhow and one by one you tape the dolls to a board and undress them, taunting them and burning them with candy cigarettes. Sister enters and yells for mom, you flee.

Back in the present the shot is now from upper corner looking down on a wilted man's balding head hovering over a plate of refried beans and rice, your lunch box sitting there on the outdoor table at the facility where you work, other guards filing in and out the door to the main cafeteria. You finish your cigarette and extinguish it into your plate of beans, gulp down the last drink of your vitamin water and make your way back to your post.

Interesting how someone's narrow minded views can taint art.

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda. At least my screenplay will have affection for its characters.

Nice try.

[DMC]

Interesting how someone's narrow minded views can taint art.

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda. At least my screenplay will have affection for its characters.

Nice try.

It's not a biography, I take creative license. It gets worse.

[ChumpDumper]

Your imagined and stereotypical references reek of a personal agenda.

Hypocrite.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This thread is racking up the views pretty quick. Chris Nolan may seek legal action if the leaked first page diminishes interest in the film. I certainly don't plan to see it any more.

[johnsmith]

Double Murder Suicide seems the most likely result tbh.