OMFG! The Dark Knight-Screenplay-First Scene!!!!

[johnsmith]

9 pages....(wipes a tear)

They don't care. Dammit!

You're right, no one does care. It's that we all see this site for what it is, entertainment. Your meltdown and what looks to be path towards severe depression is entertaining us and therefore, we are talking about it.

, I'd say you even got what you wanted, people having serious discussions.

We are serious about thinking you are bat crazy and it's fun for us to discuss.

[silverblk mystix]

You're right, no one does care. It's that we all see this site for what it is, entertainment. Your meltdown and what looks to be path towards severe depression is entertaining us and therefore, we are talking about it.

, I'd say you even got what you wanted, people having serious discussions.

We are serious about thinking you are bat crazy and it's fun for us to discuss.

You are taking this way too seriously and you are misinformed.

Told you I am having a blast.

[MannyIsGod]

He cant pissibly be depressed. Did you see gow many emoticons he used?

[silverblk mystix]

, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of ...

Thanks for bumping the thread.

[DMC]

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand.

If you wanna play games- I will stoop down to your level - and then outplay you.

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults.

I am flexible.

Meltdown. Oh the horror!

Dude, you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into "melting down."

Let me guess. Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in. Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little.

This reads much better if you think of a drunk person saying it....

For example:

You are finally catching on. I told you. I can give you what you understand (hic).

If you wanna play games- aaaaahhh I will stoop down to your level - and (hic) then outplay you (wagging finger).

If you wanna be an adult we can discuss things like adults. I tried that. It didn't work and it was all insults (hic)

I am flexible. (serious Barney Fife look)

Meltdown. Oh the fackin horror! (hic)

Dude, (hic, burp) you need to find a life if the funnest part of your life is thinking that you pushed someone into (hic)"melting down."

Let me guess. aaaah Melting down is a bad thing in here?

Fascinating little world you kids live in (hic). Glad to come in here and learn all this and shake things up a little. (pulls belt up ala Barney Fife, stumbles out the door)

[ChumpDumper]

, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of ...

Thanks for bumping the thread.

No, thank you for having a blast melting down and counting.

[Clipper Nation]

Okay, NOW I'm convinced.... mystix = RaZon = Avante, tbh....

[DMC]

, I hate to disappoint anyone...but I gotta go take care of ...

Thanks for bumping the thread.

Another unsuspecting fart turned bowel movement?

[cantthinkofanything]

This reads much better if you think of a drunk person saying it....

For example:

I am imagining Mel Gibson shouting it like his answering machine rants.

[Avante]

What a total mismatch, sheesh! SM you gotta be feeling guilty by now, those are just kids, dude give them a break, ok? Take a break bro, let the little farts recover somewhat, ok?

[ChumpDumper]

My emo buddy!

[potty mouth]

[Clipper Nation]

What a total mismatch, sheesh! SM you gotta be feeling guilty by now, those are just kids, dude give them a break, ok? Take a break bro, let the little farts recover somewhat, ok?

Yo, silverblk RaZante... how was the exclusive Playboy Mansion party, B?

[silverblk mystix]

Just remembered this;

"I know its without even listening!"



Well, I guess you can also say...I know I can pass this test without even taking the test.

Genius!

Or should I say --Jenius!

[ChumpDumper]

Just remembered this;

"I know its without even listening!"

You didn't just remember it, you let it fester in your mind for two years.

[emoticon]

[silverblk mystix]

You didn't just remember it, you let it fester in your mind for two years.

[emoticon]

yeah...Fester....

flattering yourself is easier than recognizing you were embarrassed---oh wait a minute---

someone else was embarrassed yet- you got butthurt!

[silverblk mystix]

Chumpie- stop poking the bear already- I am getting tired of this !

Fair warning.

[silverblk mystix]

...

nah...that didn't sound too convincing...I am losing my touch...

[ChumpDumper]

lol Teddy Ruxpin

lol warning

[emoticon]

[Paul McCartney]

To think I really thought a Dark Knight screenplay had surfaced when I opened this thread! You fooled me! Bravo man!



... Kidding. Your writing is garbage and you are not funny. Sorry mate. I suggest you let it be.

[silverblk mystix]

To think I really thought a Dark Knight screenplay had surfaced when I opened this thread! You fooled me! Bravo man!



... Kidding. Your writing is garbage and you are not funny. Sorry mate. I suggest you let it be.

Another lame troll...I suggest you check out my music thread if you are actually a McCartney fan...the melodies are McCartneyesque!

Oh yeah- thanks for the bump!

[silverblk mystix]

Le Club Clique
by
Mystix


Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor

shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?


RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...


CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?

RAZON
Hold on a second, son...



CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



RAZON
(shakes his head)



Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?




Professor Razon

What the is wrong with you kids?


CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)

I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



CHUMPDUMPER

There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



Professor RAZON

(mutters under his breath- “ my life.”)





Ext. Scene-

(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.

Discuss.

[silverblk mystix]

[Avante]

It's like watching a bull in a China shop, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Here ya go bro......yep, the King.

[silverblk mystix]

It's like watching a bull in a China shop, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Here ya go bro......yep, the King.

A little cheese with that whine

[Avante]

A little cheese with that whine

I hear ya bro