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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I went to Wal-Mart to get some dog food and went in through the secret garden entrance. When I left, there were two people in the front of the line in the garden check out with baskets full of groceries. I get the impression that they don't put the most efficient cashiers back there. Not to mention they aren't set up with the long conveyor belts to place items on. So there are probably 5 or 6 people with one or two items each that are waiting for the assholes with full carts of food items and to get checked out. And from what I could tell, neither had any items from the garden area. If you do this, you're a bas sucker and I hate you.

    Why doesn't Wal-Mart designate these as 10 items or less lanes?

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    Soak In Your Own Blood BanditHiro's Avatar
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    did you heckle them?

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    Wal-mart pisses me off because they have damn near 50 registers with only 1-5 of them open. if I have a few items i just go to the electronic section to have them ring my stuff up.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    did you heckle them?
    no, they were both black families.

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    I enter through the Garden area and load up and then check out at the regular check out registers.

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    I like when you get stuck behind (which you always do) the check writing idiot that is also using a lonestar card.

    She (because it's always a she) can have 4 ing items and take 20 minutes to get checked out.

    In the meantime, the line you didn't use because it had too many people in it, has cycled thru a good 13 people by the time she is finished.

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    ^^^doesn't only happen at Walmart.....but always happens at Walmart.

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    ^ yep. Or the person that is insisting to use an expired coupon so that the manager has to be called over to render judgement.

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    ^ yep. Or the person that is insisting to use an expired coupon so that the manager has to be called over to render judgement.
    Same Category of person.

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    What the heck is a Wal-Mart?

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    What the heck is a Wal-Mart?
    It's where poor people go to feel 'normal'.

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    What the heck is a Wal-Mart?
    Elitist pig.

    I can tell you that Wal-Mart is the only place open at 1 AM where you can buy poster board, glitter, pipe cleaners and all the other for a kid's school presentation that's due tomorrow.

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    I saw a Spurs player in Wal-mart before.

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    wal-mart also has a lot of ugly mofo's. its hard being the cutest male shopping in there. all these hoodrats looking at a brotha like a piece of meat. I try to only go early in the morning or late at night to avoid the thirst.

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    wal-mart also has a lot of ugly mofo's. its hard being the cutest male shopping in there. all these hoodrats looking at a brotha like a piece of meat. I try to only go early in the morning or late at night to avoid the thirst.
    ...that's when the real freaks are there...late night. You think that average Wal-Mart day shopper is crazy? Go walk around the store at 2 AM.

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    ...that's when the real freaks are there...late night. You think that average Wal-Mart day shopper is crazy? Go walk around the store at 2 AM.
    oh i agree. there are a lot of rats walking around in little to nothing. nice to look at but nothing i'd stick my in

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    ...that's when the real freaks are there...late night. You think that average Wal-Mart day shopper is crazy? Go walk around the store at 2 AM.
    No . I had to go there on the way to the coast in the middle of the night...I was freaking shocked at all the fat es that were there with their kids at 2am.

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    No . I had to go there on the way to the coast in the middle of the night...I was freaking shocked at all the fat es that were there with their kids at 2am.
    you get any numbers?

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    oh i agree. there are a lot of rats walking around in little to nothing. nice to look at but nothing i'd stick my in
    a little experiment if you will...

    close your eyes...

    You're in a large echoing room with several females. They make it clear they are eager to please you. You can't see them but you know they are hot. They undress you and themselves. But before you can begin, they tell you that to have sex with them, you have to provide them with an orange, a DVD of Clifford the Big Red Dog, some mulch, a hammer, and 7 goldfish. You think no problem because surely the experimentor has you at Wal-Mart. Now open your eyes. You're at 24 Hour Fitness. Still think Wal-Mart is bad?

    Also, you notice your penis has been hacked off.

    Surprised?

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    I saw a Spurs player in Wal-mart before.
    Don't know whether you're joking or not but we did see David Robinson at the Wal-Mart at 10 and Dezavala in 2000. We were doing a fundraiser for the battered women's shelter while in high school and he wrote a check for $1k on the spot - all while his kids were running around in their just purchased halloween costumes.

    Yet another story to add to the legend that is 5-0.

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    Don't know whether you're joking or not but we did see David Robinson at the Wal-Mart at 10 and Dezavala in 2000. We were doing a fundraiser for the battered women's shelter while in high school and he wrote a check for $1k on the spot - all while his kids were running around in their just purchased halloween costumes.

    Yet another story to add to the legend that is 5-0.
    did he seem tall?

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    I went to Wal-Mart to get some dog food and went in through the secret garden entrance. When I left, there were two people in the front of the line in the garden check out with baskets full of groceries. I get the impression that they don't put the most efficient cashiers back there. Not to mention they aren't set up with the long conveyor belts to place items on. So there are probably 5 or 6 people with one or two items each that are waiting for the assholes with full carts of food items and to get checked out. And from what I could tell, neither had any items from the garden area. If you do this, you're a bas sucker and I hate you.

    Why doesn't Wal-Mart designate these as 10 items or less lanes?
    First, people can buy more than 10 items in the Garden Center, so designating them as Express Lanes would not work.

    Second, your complaint would ring more valid if you had actually been shopping in the Garden Center yourself.

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    Wal-mart pisses me off because they have damn near 50 registers with only 1-5 of them open. if I have a few items i just go to the electronic section to have them ring my stuff up.
    That's the weirdest thing about Walmart----the entire store constantly buzzes at near chaotic levels of noise and activity, UNTIL you cross the imaginary line at the registers. There it's as if time stands still, everything just stops.

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    First, people can buy more than 10 items in the Garden Center, so designating them as Express Lanes would not work.

    Second, your complaint would ring more valid if you had actually been shopping in the Garden Center yourself.
    Yeah, but they clearly aren't set up to handle large amounts of food items and regular groceries. They could say that you have to have at least one garden item. But that would up me using it as my personal express lane.

    But seriously, the fact that they have to hand each item one at a time to the cashier means that takes for ing ever.

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    a little experiment if you will...

    close your eyes...

    You're in a large echoing room with several females. They make it clear they are eager to please you. You can't see them but you know they are hot. They undress you and themselves. But before you can begin, they tell you that to have sex with them, you have to provide them with an orange, a DVD of Clifford the Big Red Dog, some mulch, a hammer, and 7 goldfish. You think no problem because surely the experimentor has you at Wal-Mart. Now open your eyes. You're at 24 Hour Fitness. Still think Wal-Mart is bad?

    Also, you notice your penis has been hacked off.

    Surprised?

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