Haven't jagg'dov for weeks. Where's my reg es Koriwhat, Joe Chalupa and zosa. They about to get a big dousing of Dat Bull sowwwce.
Gonna add a little flavor to Joe Chalupa's plain mus hotdog, if u kno whottt i mean.
let me ask a simple question. when you have ; a nazi b3an3r cross these borders and hitch with a fat pre-beetus hispanic wife for citizenship, come in here and talk all high and mighty, coupled with a mcdonald's obssesed domesticated aryan dog and cuck named blake function as his subservient attack dog, Dat Bull will get very dissapointed in here.
so we all know that these two are unoriginal and swaggerjack frequently, right?
then what are we waiting for? These two are flying high and mighty these days. It's time to clip those wings off those celestial gots so that they may fall down to earth and land on a .
And yes blake I did your wife while you were blogging mcnuggets, and it was
D==============D big and I hit it this xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx many times.
And that's all I have to say.
Haven't jagg'dov for weeks. Where's my reg es Koriwhat, Joe Chalupa and zosa. They about to get a big dousing of Dat Bull sowwwce.
Gonna add a little flavor to Joe Chalupa's plain mus hotdog, if u kno whottt i mean.
So a "friend" of mine owes me money. He came over to my house the other day and soliticted my help. He said there was 10 bucks in it for me if I did 3 loads of laundry and washed all his dishes. I did it as fast as I could, about 2 hours after he asked, it was done. He was running out of tobacco, so I gave him the rest of my tobacco because he's a heavier smoker than I am. A little short on cash around this time of the month, he promised me that he'd have the money to me the next day. This was on Sunday. So, theoretically, by Monday I should have the money.
He says that he didn't get his check on Monday. Okay, I said, and I left it at that. I ask him again today, he says he has his check is here but he needs to get to the bank. Okay, I said, again. Tonight I go over to his apartment and he procedes to tell me that he spent my 10 dollars on something "we (his other friends) got some stuff and he didn't have the 10 dollars to pay me back." So he promises me the ten dollars on Wednesday. I have a busy day tomorrow so I won't find out until 4PM tomorrow if he's lying to me. He tells me to get a job because I don't make enough money. Well, if he'd pay me...
I've given a lot to this guy. He got meals at my apartment at least twice a week for six months last year. He didn't have cable so I let him watch whatever he wanted to watch, let him stay in my apartment from 6AM to 10PM every night and he was the one who left. When I went away on trips, he sometimes would have a key to let himself in. I subsequently found my VCR broken (brand-new). I even financed a tattoo about a year ago and it took him 8 months to get me 70 dollars for it. I even paid for the cream to keep it from becoming infected.
I want this "friend" out of my life. He's a user and he's found that the milk has gone sour on me so he's keeping other people a priority now that I don't have the cash to support his many habits. Because I don't get pissed and angry and curse in his face, he thinks I'm a pushoever. Some "friend."
Has this ever happened to anyone else? Do you do this to other people?
I don't give a that the Mavs shot more free throws. Every time the Mavs got close, zebras were bailing the Heat out. 2006 was one of the worst things to experience as a sports fan. Until you have experienced something like that, you really don't have any room to talk. The Heat and DWhistle ripped the hearts out of the Mavs and their fans. I have no sympathy for Wade or the Heat. Until the Mavs win a championship, I'm never gonna let 2006 go. Sorry, not gonna happen.
Does anyone else get annoyed by these catch phrases or terms? I mean, what's the point of saying them? Is it because people are insecure about their sexuality and prejudice and scared of what others will think about them on these subjects?
And it's 2012, being gay is suppose to be cool so why would a person say "no " when giving a person of the same gender a compliment about their looks and/or appearance? Besides, when a woman says something about another woman's looks or appearance it does not mean that she is a lesbian. It's just making an observation.
No racist is also annoying because everyone on some level is a racist and has prejudice. Everyone stereotypes on some level. Don't act like you don't because you do. You ain't perfect.
Trying to get my sons last name changed from his mother's last name to my last name. We filled out the 'Pe ion to Change the Name of a Child' and had it notarized and everything. I took it to the court house and the clerk said to me "you know I can't give legal advice, but if you were able to speak to a lawyer, they could tell you howto get this pe ion filed and the name changed for free (or for a lot less than the $265 filing fee they normally charge). Anyone have any idea what she is talking about? I was referred to a lawyer here in town by the State Bar that spoke to me for about 10 minutes and he laughed and said no way, a lawyer would cost you $500 minimum---he may have known a loophole around the filing fee but as some asshole lawyers go, wasn't willing to tell me for free.
So help me out with this if you know anything!
Where I live, it's a common thing to see gays walk around holding hands, holding each other, the like. It depends on the location of course (Movie Theaters, Carnivals, Malls, etc). It's an arbitrary thing when it comes to the comfort/discomfort that's associated with seeing such display. You're not discomforted by it, I am. I am not only discomforted, I'm disgusted tbh.
threads like this are the exact reasons why we love this site tbh
You part chameleon bro? It's amazing how you can regenerate your wings and fly high again so quickly imho.
Let me also ask a simple question:
hey, whats up man! have you gone to our new Mavs forum yet, ever since the FWST one got ed up? go here.
http://mavscentral.com/smf/index.php
most of the people from the old board are there, plus some new people.
good to hear from you man.
chameleon brothers?
man up and respond, dude came at you pretty hard![]()
Since this tool wants to get personal without bringing any basketball takes or knowledge:
http://sexuality.about.com/od/malese...micropenis.htm
thread he posted about me = fail.
Obviously, the insecure "stretch" who makes a post without bringing a single basketball fact or reference got his moniker by a homely type of girl friend (or more likely a blind date set up by an emphatic friend) and was so named due to his lack of manhood:
1) as hormone therapy has not helped him and he is afraid to try some plastic surgery which would only at best bring him up to "minimal standards".
2) so then he spends his pathetic waking hours trying to stretch his "manhood"
Moreover, 16000 + takes and not a single memorable one that actually made a salient point on basketball? What a "stretch" he or whatever quasi genderish person this is knows anything about anything?
LOL my beautiful and still pe e wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.
Only responding to a mega-lame thread by another poster!
FYI: Licensed and board-certified in real life (and have been a paid sportswriter and sportsmedicle expert in the past as Kori knows and in fact is right now linked to me on a career related web site - admire her and her husband highly and their great work with this site) my LAL friend who probably has way too much time on his hands after the LAL's mega fail in round two, and again BRING basketball takes.
You actually do rather well on the basketball IQ scale IMO; despite the clownish picture you actually come accross as pretty knowledgeable and true fan to your LAL club!
Ok back to work now, all you basement dwellers and unemployed trolls (you know who you are can stay on line)
You get that horrible gagging feeling or actually put the peanut, popcorn or most dangerous of all, a partial hotdog* down the "wrong hole" (i.e. the trachea).
(while watching James brick FTs, Wade overdue in the clutch or Kobe over aggresively shoot the LAL out of the playoffs etc.)
The Heimlich Maneuver for CHOKING (ONESELF)
When you choke, you can't speak or breathe and you need help immediately. Follow these steps to save yourself from choking ):
Make a fist and place the thumb side of your fist against your upper abdomen, below the ribcage and above the navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand and press into your upper abdomen with a quick upward thrust.
Repeat until object is expelled.
Alternatively, you can lean over a fixed horizontal object (table edge, chair, railing) and press your upper abdomen against the edge to produce a quick upward thrust. Repeat until object is expelled.
See a physician immediately after rescue.
http://heimlichins ute.com/page.php?id=34
*did an autopsy in medical school with a group on a poor guy who actually died this way relatively young!
Brought to you as a public service announcement from the "Good Doc".![]()
The NBA got the series it wanted and the outcome it wanted even if it finally could not pull a rabbit out and skew it to 7 games or some like that.
Re this "artificially induced" finals, I am sure a lot watched and some even cared, that the Heat destroyed the Thunder.
Meanwhile, in all honestly, by far the two best and complete teams (the Bulls and Spurs) were home due to injuries or spurrious officiating at key moments and count the fans of the Celtics, Lakers and Mavs as also rightfully pissed off that their teams simply count not stand in the way of a dream match to end a shortened season. It iwll be peculiar for sure, that for some reason this season unlike the 99 season will not have an * attached to it; but one should be and doubled down as **2012 champs, for in reality the Heat are still a beatable team with no depth and poor skill at at least two positions, but whom somehow got the games called the way they needed for their superstars and of course "redeemed themselves" after last years seemingly equally scripted defeat where the NBA Gods placated Cuban finally.
Therefore, to get in step with what the Commish and the NBA Gods want many of you will coronate the King and revive his countdown to 7. You will surely pray and hope that Howard gets what the he really wants. You even will hope D. Williams goes to the Lakers or some such crap as that.
A few of you wil surely also hope that things will work out well for the Lottery lucky (or enhanced) Hornets who went from being owned by the NBA to a tax write off for a car salesman.
However, count me out of really caring for the NBA so much anymore.
For as my 14 y/o said, Dad if they are not going to even give them a chance with the calls why the should we watch or even care anymore? One should not and I cannot - so out for at least a long, long time.
I'm not as thin skinned as you.
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