Let me ask a simple question...

[DMC]

Only responding to a mega-lame thread by another poster!

FYI: Licensed and board-certified in real life (and have been a paid sportswriter and sportsmedicle expert in the past as Kori knows and in fact is right now linked to me on a career related web site - admire her and her husband highly and their great work with this site) my LAL friend who probably has way too much time on his hands after the LAL's mega fail in round two, and again BRING basketball takes.

You actually do rather well on the basketball IQ scale IMO; despite the clownish picture you actually come accross as pretty knowledgeable and true fan to your LAL club!

Ok back to work now, all you basement dwellers and unemployed trolls (you know who you are can stay on line)

wtf?

[ElNono]

You part chameleon bro? It's amazing how you can regenerate your wings and fly high again so quickly imho.

It's the fukushima radiation, IMO...

[ElNono]

[mavs>spurs]

let me ask a simple question. when you have ; a nazi b3an3r cross these borders and hitch with a fat pre-beetus hispanic wife for citizenship, come in here and talk all high and mighty, coupled with a mcdonald's obssesed domesticated aryan dog and cuck named blake function as his subservient attack dog, Dat Bull will get very dissapointed in here.

so we all know that these two are unoriginal and swaggerjack frequently, right?

then what are we waiting for? These two are flying high and mighty these days. It's time to clip those wings off those celestial gots so that they may fall down to earth and land on a .

And yes blake I did your wife while you were blogging mcnuggets, and it was
D==============D big and I hit it this xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx many times.

And that's all I have to say.

[Blake]

Looks to me you've landed squarely on Ignignokt's

[jag]

Blake with the no shame bads

[mavs>spurs]

Blake with the no shame bads

[Blake]

The op is Ignignokt, not DoK.

There was no joke in what I said.

There is no room for anyone to ”land on a ” with M>S blocking.

[mavs>spurs]

who said anything about a joke? he just said that your response (and also the lack thereof to the guy who raped you) was the bads.

agreed tbh.

[Blake]

who said anything about a joke? he just said that your response (and also the lack thereof to the guy who raped you) was the bads.

agreed tbh.

I stated the truth. If the truth is the bads, then it is what it is.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

rofl I just find gtown's word choice/language hilarious, I had to read the post a few times before figuring out who it was about other than Blake.

[ElNono]

IIRC, the last time I argued with gtown was well over a year ago... one of the longest running butthurts in ST history, IMO...

Still think Horse is going to be the longest when it's all said and done, tbh

[Ignignokt]

IIRC, the last time I argued with gtown was well over a year ago... one of the longest running butthurts in ST history, IMO...

Still think Horse is going to be the longest when it's all said and done, tbh

it's a well known fact, that after you self declared victory, you had a moment of hommage to your master, chumpdumper who was the desperate e-father to your swagger jacking bas personality that needed some form of positive male role model.

that's okay, it's also a well established fact that in the early days of the holy war between chump and whott, you and blake were chump's apprentice through the whole ordeal. you were his makeshift altar boys, who obeyed his command. in return for learning his half-wit UTSA rhetorical devices, you had to pay him back with pederist man-boy love. perhaps that's why you find it easy to marry a hispanic woman who is 300 pounds just for the visa, and why you don't mind your sedentary lifestyle and sexless love life.

it's okay though, maybe you can win this argument for your daddy. It will make for a great gift to celebrate his 70k posts.

The blake-el nono-chump orgy is gonna be one for the ages, greece will surely blush.

[DeadlyDynasty]

threads like this are the exact reasons why we love this site tbh

+1...best thread in months

[TE]

You get that horrible gagging feeling or actually put the peanut, popcorn or most dangerous of all, a partial hotdog* down the "wrong hole" (i.e. the trachea).

(while watching James brick FTs, Wade overdue in the clutch or Kobe over aggresively shoot the LAL out of the playoffs etc.)

The Heimlich Maneuver for CHOKING (ONESELF)
When you choke, you can't speak or breathe and you need help immediately. Follow these steps to save yourself from choking ):

Make a fist and place the thumb side of your fist against your upper abdomen, below the ribcage and above the navel.
Grasp your fist with your other hand and press into your upper abdomen with a quick upward thrust.
Repeat until object is expelled.
Alternatively, you can lean over a fixed horizontal object (table edge, chair, railing) and press your upper abdomen against the edge to produce a quick upward thrust. Repeat until object is expelled.

See a physician immediately after rescue.


http://heimlichins ute.com/page.php?id=34

*did an autopsy in medical school with a group on a poor guy who actually died this way relatively young!

Brought to you as a public service announcement from the "Good Doc".

I'm going to describe how sexual intercourse is like for me and my intact penis:
I start by french kissing my gf, then gently moving down her breasts, to her naval and finally her thighs. Total time elapsed: 2mins. As I'm doing this, I notice myself getting automatically hard and my penis stays at semi erect state. I eat her out for like 3 mins, and then I insert my semi-erect penis into her vagina, with part of the foreskin still covering it. She's really wet at this point. Slowly I work a good up and down pace and I notice how her pussy muscles magically pull my foreskin in and out of the glands. Not even like two minutes into the act, my girl is already ming hard. She jerks her hips violently upwards and I feel the wave of her massive orgasm contract and pull my penis deeper into her vagina. You feel the pussy muscles massage and squeeze on your hard. I have to slow down at times and just ride her orgasm which in turn causes me to orgasm at times. And when it's down at the same time; it's like a feeling of no other. If I hold my ejaculate for longer than 30 minutes without poping(holding a kegel exercise helps from poping too early in your intercourse session), my testicles start hurting. So when that happens, it's your body telling to pop, rest, then resume. Me and my girl are tired. But not tired physically, but tired from the intensity of the orgasms. I take her to go out and eat like a true gentlemen(Usually IHOP or Subway) then we resume to ing. Refill time for me is like 5 to 20 mins. But the volume, color, texture of the semen becomes weaker and weaker as the day progresses. But my orgasm and penis contractions stay at their same strength. And also my white skin becomes a reddish color.(I'm half ginger) I usually feel a head high and feel the orgasm all the way down to my toes. That's how I personally experience sexual intercourse. And I usually follow it with some vaporized hits of green outside in my patio; as my wonderful Labrador goes and sits by me. We watch the stars together for a moment. Then I proceed to take more hits and then sleep like a baby.

[Venti Quattro]

Yeah, dream on little man. I said it before recently, I'll say it again. I go to a board and contribute and end up getting accepted. Then, dumbasses like you try and knock me off my so-called pedestal. I end up getting in fights and just move on, and that's what I am doing here.

I don't care what you think, I don't care what you type in response to this, because I am never coming back to this board.

I owned you pretty badly already when you claimed you started the collusion stuff about this trade. Did I rub it in? no. Anyone with common sense knows I am right here.

Prune my account, ban me and my IP address, I don't give a rats ass. Let the true fans of this board see how ing biased you guys are towards anyone that even likes the Lakers. You let this bitterness get in the way of being a great board. I used to think you were, but when the site owner rags on decent people, it's not. The place has ceased to be fun for me. To the friends I made here, sorry it has to end this way, I enjoyed you all and what you had to say.

What's this thread about? It's about the Lakers are now better than the Spurs. We made a good deal and passed you up, that's what it's all about.

I consider you have done me a favor, I encourage all other Laker fans to just pack up and leave this place as well. We know we are the better team now, and we will prove it again this year. Let the Spurs fans dream on in peace, and argue amongst themselves.

Are my feelings hurt? No, I can man up to anything. I came here to see the other point of view on basketball. All I see are children.

[ElNono]

it's a well known fact I was shamed into changing my nickname

these are things we know... crofl

[ElNono]

kwame brown is athletic, can guard west, and brings in youth and he will be cheap. Bring in Diop, and Ronald flip murray, and you have what you need. You don't bust the bank and you can use the MLE on barnes.

[Blake]

it's a well known fact, that after you self declared victory, you had a moment of hommage to your master, chumpdumper who was the desperate e-father to your swagger jacking bas personality that needed some form of positive male role model.

that's okay, it's also a well established fact that in the early days of the holy war between chump and whott, you and blake were chump's apprentice through the whole ordeal. you were his makeshift altar boys, who obeyed his command. in return for learning his half-wit UTSA rhetorical devices, you had to pay him back with pederist man-boy love. perhaps that's why you find it easy to marry a hispanic woman who is 300 pounds just for the visa, and why you don't mind your sedentary lifestyle and sexless love life.

it's okay though, maybe you can win this argument for your daddy. It will make for a great gift to celebrate his 70k posts.

The blake-el nono-chump orgy is gonna be one for the ages, greece will surely blush.

Your stories are definitely more entertaining than the ones that silverblk mystix came up with in the club.

More please.

[ElNono]

sup Blake... what did you do to gtown to get him this mad? Haven't seen him this upset since Marcus Bryant made him his , tbh...

[Blake]

sup Blake... what did you do to gtown to get him this mad? Haven't seen him this upset since Marcus Bryant made him his , tbh...

Lol dunno.

This was all I could think of from 2010:

Nebraska has been so-so the last decade and Colorado has been a stain.

The Big XII lite loses little to no cred.

[Ignignokt]

Lol obvious coordinated attack . I know you es dont have jobs, 12 hrs and this is all you winged gots can do.

Not loaded for bear.

[ElNono]

says the guy that one year later still can't get out of his comfort zone (wife/job/country smack)...

Shouldn't you be ing to Kori because gtown can't start threads and can't edit posts

[Ignignokt]

says the guy that one year later still can't get out of his comfort zone (wife/job/country smack)...

Shouldn't you be ing to Kori because gtown can't start threads and can't edit posts

Smileys+word salad+more smileys = not loaded for bear.

the mediocrity would have been complete with some added "butthurt" and "raise your game" comments.

[BUMP]