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  1. #76
    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Gay sex fantasy is silverblk mystix butthurt level. You need to raise your game if you want to fly high and mighty like me.
    Except its no fantasy but a parody, and you are that desperate for someone to fantasize about u since your wife left you. Lol, only person that fantasizes about you is the mcdonalds corporation over your life savings and half your check.

  2. #77
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    C@lf tats with reins @ 30yrs old is sad.
    tattoo's and long hair... so in' yesterday.

    btw, it's definitely calf tats nowadays considering they're both almost covered in tattoo's. is getting out of control! i got some killer work though and for $0 from some good artists here in town.

  3. #78
    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    tattoo's and long hair... so in' yesterday.

    btw, it's definitely calf tats nowadays considering they're both almost covered in tattoo's. is getting out of control! i got some killer work though and for $0 from some good artists here in town.
    We know that work wasnt free, you definately pawned of your anus for the tats. Les be reel.

  4. #79
    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    We know that work wasnt free, you definately pawned of your anus for the tats. Les be reel.
    well only if we're being reel...

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    They both suck, as does your origins and swagger jacking bas personality.
    Do tell us more of how you really feel... lol

    Don't forget to drop some story from the fantasy Austrian school of economics!

  6. #81
    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    Do tell us more of how you really feel... lol

    Don't forget to drop some story from the fantasy Austrian school of economics!
    Austrian vs keynes smackdown+smileys+fantasy smack = post grad chumpdumper bukkake shield gold.

    please tell us how to raise our game!

  7. #82
    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    wife smack+kwame brown+joe chalupa butt sex = loaded for bear!

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Blake and SBM fighting is like the Special Olympics of feces finger painting.
    gray

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Except its no fantasy but a parody, and you are that desperate for someone to fantasize about u since your wife left you. Lol, only person that fantasizes about you is the mcdonalds corporation over your life savings and half your check.
    It's a parody of your fantasy. Which makes it more fantasy.

    Which means more butthurt. Raise your game, tbh, etc

  10. #85
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    It's a parody of your fantasy. Which makes it more fantasy.

    Which means more butthurt. Raise your game, tbh, etc
    How does it feel, living under Chump's shadow and all?

    Meanwhile, the entire Western hemisphere knows whottt it's like living under your shadow, courtesy of Mcdonald's corporation. Those extra mcnuggets really add up over time, like Master Chump's post count.

  11. #86
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    How does it feel, living under Chump's shadow and all?
    I never thought about it before.

    If you were me in this fantasy, what would you do to get out from under his shadow?

    Be specific.

  12. #87
    silverblk mystix
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    I am getting a little creeped out by Blake mentioning my name everytime he posts...he even told me about this thread in the club forum...

    Blake- let's get one thing straight;

    I won't watch you and your queen Chumpie making the sign of an epileptic sperm whale.
    It is disgusting and you should keep your cuck fantasies to yourself.

    Or ask one of the sheeple to watch.

  13. #88
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I am getting a little creeped out by Blake mentioning my name everytime he posts.

    ....Blake-
    smh

  14. #89
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    Your stories are definitely more entertaining than the ones that silverblk mystix came up with in the club.

    More please.
    smh

  15. #90
    silverblk mystix
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    Gay sex fantasy is silverblk mystix butthurt level. You need to raise your game if you want to fly high and mighty like me.
    smh

  16. #91
    silverblk mystix
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    Raise your game...that's rich.

    Coming from--Chump-lite

  17. #92
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Sorry, a story about me picking my nose just isn't that entertaining. You need to raise your game if you want to be like gtown.

    You thinking you hit a home run is knee slapping funny though.

  18. #93
    silverblk mystix
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    Sorry, a story about me picking my nose just isn't that entertaining. You need to raise your game if you want to be like gtown.

    You thinking you hit a home run is knee slapping funny though.




    Ignignokt has just written his own butthurt story with similar characters in the NBA forum.

    If you really want the truth, SBM, don't join in on the triangle jerk and see how it ends up for him and his minion.



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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    And you're butthurt, per par, etc

  20. #95
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    These characters are damn lucky that I am the one who wrote this.

    If anyone else had written this...posters would have been jumping all over each other and circle-jerking over it.

    But I made my point and being an outsider--it was more than satisfying.

    Ignignokt has just written his own butthurt story with similar characters in the NBA forum.

    If you really want the truth, SBM, don't join in on the triangle jerk and see how it ends up for him and his minion.
    dance, fool.

  21. #96
    One of the most best jag's Avatar
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    Someone who had to watch his true love get jack-hammered by a monster can't be nothing but- butthurt.

    I feel for you tbh.

  22. #97
    silverblk mystix
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    Since Blake secretly wanted this...why not?


    Le Club Clique
    by
    Mystix


    Int. scene - description
    Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;



    Cucking Funt
    Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.



    Manny is Gay
    Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants


    Blake
    Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it

    CHUMPDUMPER
    Listening intently to the Professor

    shot - description
    Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -



    Professor RAZON
    Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.



    CHUMPDUMPER
    Is it actually in a field?


    RAZON
    Well, um no it is actually...


    CHUMPDUMPER
    (Interrupting professor)
    So, it isn’t actually a field trip.



    RAZON
    Well, in fact it is a...



    CHUMPDUMPER
    (interrupts again)
    Which field is this located at?

    RAZON
    Hold on a second, son...



    CHUMPDUMPER
    (interrupts again)
    Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.



    RAZON
    (shakes his head)



    Manny is gay
    (speaking into cell phone)
    Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)




    BLAKE
    Manny,can I frist your ass again?




    Professor Razon

    What the is wrong with you kids?


    CUCKING FUNT
    (on cell phone)

    I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...



    CHUMPDUMPER

    There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?



    Professor RAZON

    (mutters under his breath- “ my life.”)





    Ext. Scene-

    (Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
    MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)

    Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.

  23. #98
    NT? more like SO i said
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    tbh the minimum wage prison guard had a lot of momentum and then lost it all with this last post imho

  24. #99
    silverblk mystix
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    tbh the minimum wage prison guard had a lot of momentum and then lost it all with this last post imho
    lol 84k being minimum wage

  25. #100
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    smh

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