tattoo's and long hair... so in' yesterday.
btw, it's definitely calf tats nowadays considering they're both almost covered in tattoo's. is getting out of control! i got some killer work though and for $0 from some good artists here in town.
Except its no fantasy but a parody, and you are that desperate for someone to fantasize about u since your wife left you. Lol, only person that fantasizes about you is the mcdonalds corporation over your life savings and half your check.
tattoo's and long hair... so in' yesterday.
btw, it's definitely calf tats nowadays considering they're both almost covered in tattoo's. is getting out of control! i got some killer work though and for $0 from some good artists here in town.
We know that work wasnt free, you definately pawned of your anus for the tats. Les be reel.
well only if we're being reel...
Do tell us more of how you really feel... lol
Don't forget to drop some story from the fantasy Austrian school of economics!![]()
Austrian vs keynes smackdown+smileys+fantasy smack = post grad chumpdumper bukkake shield gold.
please tell us how to raise our game!
wife smack+kwame brown+joe chalupa butt sex = loaded for bear!
It's a parody of your fantasy. Which makes it more fantasy.
Which means more butthurt. Raise your game, tbh, etc
How does it feel, living under Chump's shadow and all?
Meanwhile, the entire Western hemisphere knows whottt it's like living under your shadow, courtesy of Mcdonald's corporation. Those extra mcnuggets really add up over time, like Master Chump's post count.
I never thought about it before.
If you were me in this fantasy, what would you do to get out from under his shadow?
Be specific.
I am getting a little creeped out by Blake mentioning my name everytime he posts...he even told me about this thread in the club forum...
Blake- let's get one thing straight;
I won't watch you and your queen Chumpie making the sign of an epileptic sperm whale.
It is disgusting and you should keep your cuck fantasies to yourself.
Or ask one of the sheeple to watch.
Raise your game...that's rich.
Coming from--Chump-lite![]()
Sorry, a story about me picking my nose just isn't that entertaining. You need to raise your game if you want to be like gtown.
You thinking you hit a home run is knee slapping funny though.![]()
Ignignokt has just written his own butthurt story with similar characters in the NBA forum.
If you really want the truth, SBM, don't join in on the triangle jerk and see how it ends up for him and his minion.
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Since Blake secretly wanted this...why not?
Le Club Clique
by
Mystix
Int. scene - description
Classroom - day - ceiling fans spinning overhead - camera pans around classroom slowly stopping briefly at each student - moving to the next;
Cucking Funt
Cell phone in hand.Looks bored. chewing gum -staring disdainfully at Professor.
Manny is Gay
Dialing a cell phone - scratches his butt with free hand - inside his cargo pants
Blake
Picking furiously digging in left nostril - pulls out an object - looks around again - eats it
CHUMPDUMPER
Listening intently to the Professor
shot - description
Camera continues panning - to the front of the class- zoom in on Professor -
Professor RAZON
Good morning class. I am Professor Razon- this is History 101. Today we are going to go on a field trip to see a very important historical site.
CHUMPDUMPER
Is it actually in a field?
RAZON
Well, um no it is actually...
CHUMPDUMPER
(Interrupting professor)
So, it isn’t actually a field trip.
RAZON
Well, in fact it is a...
CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Which field is this located at?
RAZON
Hold on a second, son...
CHUMPDUMPER
(interrupts again)
Is it or is it not in an actual field? Be specific.
RAZON
(shakes his head)
Manny is gay
(speaking into cell phone)
Jekka, its me...what are you listening to? You’re listening to that Mystix song again? (scratches his butt again- brings fingers to his nose and sniffs impervious to Blake -watching him)
BLAKE
Manny,can I frist your ass again?
Professor Razon
What the is wrong with you kids?
CUCKING FUNT
(on cell phone)
I don’t know...he looks very unclassy, his name is RAZON...wears a BRIONI suit...must be some cheap brand- I never heard of it...
CHUMPDUMPER
There really isn’t a field in this trip is there?
Professor RAZON
(mutters under his breath- “ my life.”)
Ext. Scene-
(Camera pans the rear window of bus- zoom into
MANNY IS GAY AND BLAKE licking the window)
Short yellow bus with words “Special Education” on the side drives away-End first scene.
tbh the minimum wage prison guard had a lot of momentum and then lost it all with this last post imho
lol 84k being minimum wage
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