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how patronizing
you could have at least saved them the gas and told them to just push it without the engine running
A young couple just stopped by the house asking if they could mow our lawn. We told them no but then we both felt bad and although our yard doesn't really need mowing we helped them out. Pay it forward.
how patronizing
you could have at least saved them the gas and told them to just push it without the engine running
Random in here.
So today when i went to run i stepped some nasty ass dog . Fukin ppl at woodlawn lake clean your dogs up and dont let em on the fuking track. Lazy fat s and stop eating raspas while you go for a walk and keep your kids on check. And dont be on the phone while your tiny dog is on the other side of the track and that tiny is leached. How am i suppose to pass if the fuking leach is in my fukin way. I should just run through the fuking leach and trample the out of your tiny dog teach you a fukin lesson cabron(a)..... FUuuuuuuuuuuuk.
That cat had kittens under the deck and my kids are losing their damn minds. Four white (two with faint orange rings around the tail) and two orange. 'Bout a month old now. Another two months or so and we're going to have to stick them all in a box and find a nice no-kill shelter for them. We've named the biggest white one Pig; he eats everything and lots of it. I think the runt will be Cousteau. He is smallest of the bunch by far, but the explorer of the litter. He was the first up on the deck and had seen the whole thing before the second kitten made it up the first step. We haven't seen enough of the others yet to name them. Right now they're all "he" as we haven't gotten around to the physical exam yet
Edit: On second thought, there has to be a better name than Cousteau. We'll figure something out. Since he's orange maybe we'll call him Eric the Red, after the Viking explorer
Last edited by desflood; 07-07-2012 at 09:54 AM.
So my boss turned in his resignation letter.
now you can become the boss!So my boss turned in his resignation letter.
No thanks.now you can become the boss!
i guess pimping is kind of hard thing to do................(just joking)No thanks.
Bring on the RAIN!
i guess pimping is kind of hard thing to do................(just joking)
Bring on the RAIN!
His position will likely be deleted and I'll get a borrowed boss.
I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they ing suck.
There's a reason the word 'stank' is in that ty bands name.I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they ing suck.
There one tune I kinda liked but that's it.I remember when Hoobastank was a good band. Now they ing suck.
Why?
Mick Brown arrested for dui on a golf cart
Why what?
Why do you like that one song?
Its kinda catchy.
I dont think that's the reason why.
They just got lazy like the rest of them.
The Reason album was top to bottom their best.
I cant pick one bad song from that album. They have fallen so far off the cliff from there though.
Oh my gawd!!! My daughter will be taking her driver's license test tomorrow and for some odd reason I am on the verge of a complete panic attack
Oh snap. FREE SLURPEES TODAY!!
your mom's in town?
i told the gods to bring the rain the other day and damn it was horrible this morning.
i didnt know what lane i was in.
^ where the do you buy slurpees in san antonio? i thought it was a 7-11 thing?
the proper response was to lol at my slurpee joke. you ed it up now
it was a funny joke no doubt, but i didnt want to hurt otis' feelings since it was a good
Let that marinate a lllllllllllittle bit more. Once you start smelling smoke, ABORT!!!!!!
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