Javale McGee vs. Stephen Hawking

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Poll coming. Which one would you take?

Personally, I'd take Stephen Hawking. Javale McGee has never played on a good team so that means his stats don't matter. He might be one of the most physically gifted players in the NBA, but he has a really low IQ.

I know Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair and pees in a bag, but he went to the classy Oxford University which means he has a really high IQ and can make the right pass. Neither one is ever gonna be an all star so the fact Javale McGee's numbers are exponentially better than Hawking's doesn't matter to me. If Hawking played as many minutes as McGee, the numbers would be closer.

[mavs>spurs]

[MattBonnerExperience]

Boris Di w better than David Lee

[Grey Spurfan]

Wait, Does Hawking play for the Spurs? If so, I choose him!!!!!

[rayjayjohnson]

my homie JaVale is coming back strong this year

[The Gemini Method]

No-brainer; Hawking.

[MattBonnerExperience]

my homie JaVale is coming back strong this year

But can he be as classy as hawking?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

my homie JaVale is coming back strong this year

He still won't be able to match the IQ of Stephen Hawking and also Hawking's ability to see the floor.

If you noticed, all of the advantages I'm listing for Hawking are advantages that can't be quan atively measured thus they're impossible to prove right/wrong.

[Grey Spurfan]

my homie JaVale is coming back strong this year

Idiot. Sure McGee puts up better stats but lol stats. Lets see you prove that wrong!

Furthermore, Hawking obviously has the IQ advantage. He does theoretical physics. McGee can't even figure out which direction to run on the court.

[ambchang]

Hawking is not classy. Dumped his wife for a nurse.

[TimDunkem]

Wait, Does Hawking play for the Spurs? If so, I choose him!!!!!

This troll would be perfect if the guy in the avatar had a little beandip stache.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hawking is not classy. Dumped his wife for a nurse.

So that's not classy but this is:



classy in fat fetish

[jeebus]

Hawking is in great shape with almost no body fat and, as long as the battery is charged, he can go up and down the court like a jackrabbit. McGee on the other hand can jump and is able to use his arms, but like others have said, does not have the high IQ and classy "understanding the universe" mind in him.

[baseline bum]

I'd pick Hawking, since I'd be scared of McGee's mother going off on the coach if he ever gets benched tbh.

[Ace]

Dok straight punking s tbh

[ElNono]

I want to read cobbler's opinion, tbh... he has first hand knowledge of the complexities of playing on a wheelchair...

[Halberto]

[MarioSpeedwagon]

Hawking is in great shape with almost no body fat and, as long as the battery is charged, he can go up and down the court like a jackrabbit. McGee on the other hand can jump and is able to use his arms, but like others have said, does not have the high IQ and classy "understanding the universe" mind in him.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I want to read cobbler's opinion, tbh... he has first hand knowledge of the complexities of playing on a wheelchair...

cobbler doesn't have Stephen Hawkings' IQ (granted cobbler can also pee without assistance).

[monosylab1k]

Also Hawking is sure to have the beautiful mind to see all the angles and advanced stats during the game. He could certainly help any team get backdoor swept in the WCF.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You'd truly be able to envision mathematical formulas going off in his teams head. It would be pure poetry.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Hypothetically, that is.

[cheguevara]

I'd take Hawkins if the rims were tilted 45% to the right

[racm]

I'd take Hawking as Denver coach tbh

How many times has Karl gotten them out of the first round?

[Venti Quattro]

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