Thinking of Hiring A Life Coach-but I have questions?

[silverblk mystix]

Can anyone give me some info on it?

How can a life coach help me?
Can a Life coach help me improve my life here only?

Or here and in my real life?

Does a life coach have some kind of a certification? Training? Education?

How did a life coach get promoted from just a regular loser living his life to the best of his ability--to someone who is so successful that he now "coaches" people on how to live their life?

Does a life coach have a certain philosophy, religion, or group that he promotes more than others, for example, if the Catholics give him cash--will he try to steer me towards catholicism?

If a Gay group sponsors him/her- will sexuality be rammed down my throat (yikes!) ?

Anyone have any answers or does anyone here know a life coach they can recommend?

Thanks.

[Reck]

Why do you do this to yourself?

[Magua]

Avante and SBM are ruining this board. You could make a case that Kori and LJ are busy with their children, but they both work at home. There's no excuse for Slomo not to intervene though...he's only tending to burritos and slovenian s.

[Avante]

Avante and SBM are ruining this board. You could make a case that Kori and LJ are busy with their children, but they both work at home. There's no excuse for Slomo not to intervene though...he's only tending to burritos and slovenian s.

Oh really, well why don't you stop in' and start posting things that interest you? So many of you do nothing on your own then about us who do, why is that? Why are you even here, to leech off others? Get involved yourself, post stuff that interests you. If all you whiners did that I wouldn't post threads at all, totally stop. I guarantee it! Do your thing man, don't rely on everyone else?

You post a thread today I won't post a thread for a week, promise!

[Clipper Nation]

Oh really, well why don't you stop in' and start posting things that interest you? So many of you do nothing on your own then about us who do, why is that? Why are you even here, to leech off others? Get involved yourself, post stuff that interests you. If all you whiners did that I wouldn't post threads at all, totally stop. I guarantee it! Do your thing man, don't rely on everyone else?

You post a thread today I won't post a thread for a week, promise!

Meltdown
Expecting everyone to flood the boards with random so you look normal

[Reck]

Meltdown
Expecting everyone to flood the boards with random so you look normal

I swear he has that little paragraph saved for copy/paste moments.

[DMC]

Can anyone give me some info on it?

I can, even if it's invented on the spot, you'll be none the wiser.

How can a life coach help me?
Can a Life coach help me improve my life here only?

I'm glad you asked.

A life coach can, in time, coax you into understanding that being a prison guard/pseudo-musician/enlightened got isn't the only way, and it's not the best way, to conduct your life. There are reasons you consider suicide on a regular basis and a qualified, bona fide life coach can show you why and hopefully lead you down the road to recovery.

Or here and in my real life?

A good life coach can show you there's actually a difference between the two, even though there appears, to the common man, to not be (for you).

Does a life coach have some kind of a certification? Training? Education?

Interesting question.

Indeed the life coach has certification by the board of Certified Life Coaches. They are trained in got detection and elimination, and are not intimidated by basket cases such as yourself.

How did a life coach get promoted from just a regular loser living his life to the best of his ability--to someone who is so successful that he now "coaches" people on how to live their life?

Much in the same way you got promoted from switch board operator at the local mall to prison guard; dumb luck and lack of options.

Does a life coach have a certain philosophy, religion, or group that he promotes more than others, for example, if the Catholics give him cash--will he try to steer me towards catholicism?

The philosophy of the life coach is simple yet poignant; them first. For you, that means that, even if you put up the maximum amount of mental resistance to change, you don't get reimbursed. The life coach can, at any time, cut ties with you if, let's say hypothetically speaking of course, he comes to your trailer home one day to find you in the fetal position, rectally invaded and bloody. The life coach is not a rape crisis counselor though he can leave a card.

If a Gay group sponsors him/her- will sexuality be rammed down my throat (yikes!) ?

If you hire this coach, by default a sexual has sponsored him. Don't worry about things being rammed down your throat. The life coach doesn't mingle with patients.

Anyone have any answers or does anyone here know a life coach they can recommend?

There's a big hairy man one his way to your trailer park now to teach you a life lesson. I hope you have medical insurance.

Thanks.

No problem.

[silverblk mystix]

C'mon, I am serious, what the is the problem?

I want suggestions and/or tips on hiring a life coach-where is the problem?

A lot of panties getting twisted over a serious thread?

[silverblk mystix]

I can, even if it's invented on the spot, you'll be none the wiser.

I'm glad you asked.

A life coach can, in time, coax you into understanding that being a prison guard/pseudo-musician/enlightened got isn't the only way, and it's not the best way, to conduct your life. There are reasons you consider suicide on a regular basis and a qualified, bona fide life coach can show you why and hopefully lead you down the road to recovery.

A good life coach can show you there's actually a difference between the two, even though there appears, to the common man, to not be (for you).

Interesting question.

Indeed the life coach has certification by the board of Certified Life Coaches. They are trained in got detection and elimination, and are not intimidated by basket cases such as yourself.

Much in the same way you got promoted from switch board operator at the local mall to prison guard; dumb luck and lack of options.

The philosophy of the life coach is simple yet poignant; them first. For you, that means that, even if you put up the maximum amount of mental resistance to change, you don't get reimbursed. The life coach can, at any time, cut ties with you if, let's say hypothetically speaking of course, he comes to your trailer home one day to find you in the fetal position, rectally invaded and bloody. The life coach is not a rape crisis counselor though he can leave a card.

If you hire this coach, by default a sexual has sponsored him. Don't worry about things being rammed down your throat. The life coach doesn't mingle with patients.

There's a big hairy man one his way to your trailer park now to teach you a life lesson. I hope you have medical insurance.

No problem.

In other words you are offended at my questions and felt a need to defend a life coach?

Are you a life coach?

You sound like a nerve was struck personally.
Hope you get over the hurt.

Thanks.

[Reck]

In other words you are offended at my questions and felt a need to defend a life coach?

Are you a life coach?

You sound like a nerve was struck personally.
Hope you get over the hurt.

Thanks.

You asked, he answered. Now he's butthurt?

What is wrong with you?

[Ginobilly]

C'mon, I am serious, what the is the problem?

I want suggestions and/or tips on hiring a life coach-where is the problem?

A lot of panties getting twisted over a serious thread?

Hire back to basics. He seems to know what to do when your life goes down the hole.

[DMC]

In other words you are offended at my questions and felt a need to defend a life coach?

Are you a life coach?

You sound like a nerve was struck personally.
Hope you get over the hurt.

Thanks.

I am a life coach. Had you found me earlier in life your life might have taken a turn for the better. It's probably too late now for you however. Too bad the morning after pill doesn't work when they get your age.

[silverblk mystix]

Hire back to basics. He seems to know what to do when your life goes down the hole.

So who is this Back to Basics and how did he help you?

What are his "credentials" since a lot of people rely on those?

[Avante]

Meltdown
Expecting everyone to flood the boards with random so you look normal

Why the is anyone here? It sure in the isn't to get deep down into seriousness. yes toss out your thoughts, yep flood the board. What..OH MY GOD A FLOODED MESSAGEBOARD....now there's some serious

[silverblk mystix]

I am a life coach. Had you found me earlier in life your life might have taken a turn for the better. It's probably too late now for you however. Too bad the morning after pill doesn't work when they get your age.

Tell me which life coach university you graduated from?

[DMC]

Why the is anyone here? It sure in the isn't to get deep down into seriousness. yes toss out your thoughts, yep flood the board. What..OH MY GOD A FLOODED MESSAGEBOARD....now there's some serious

Have any good lists of curling phenoms to come out of jr college over the past 30 years?

[DMC]

Tell me which life coach university you graduated from?

I graduated from the one that teaches students to not end sentences in prepositions, writer.

[silverblk mystix]

I graduated from the one that teaches students to not end sentences in prepositions, writer.

Grammar smack.

What else can you teach?

[silverblk mystix]

Wait...

You are a life coach?

That explains why you are angry.

Sorry I struck a nerve.

[silverblk mystix]

...and do you have any other screen names?

[Reck]

Grammar smack.

What else can you teach?

ROFL

Weren't you the same one correcting me on a single mispelled word yesterday?

You own yourself.

[DMC]

Three responses just from pointing out to you that you don't have basic writing skills.

[Avante]

Hire back to basics. He seems to know what to do when your life goes down the hole.

Avante...I need help B2B?
B2B...come hither my son, what can "Da Man" do for you?

Avante...I post too much total incoherant/stupid/insane dribble wrapped in bull . I suck!
B2B...I see my son, have you thought about posting threads more about your personal life and topics pertaining to current events and things we all can relate to? You know, what's your favorite soft drink, how old were you when you first pounded the pud, what Hollywood hottie would you like to hammer, stuff like that. Favorite burger?

Avante...you mean cool those long ridiculous lists, youTube videos nobody ever watchs, cool the 4x1 relay? Stop imitating a circle at a square convention?
B2B..see you are already making progress, aren't I cool?

Avante..you really are "Da Man" aren't you?
B2B...the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Avante...Bret "The Hitman" Hart fan?
B2B...oh yes, isn't he just the most?
Avante...rasslin' is fake.
B2B..Bull ! It's very real.
Avante..dude, everyone knows it's fake.
B2B..go your time is up, it's real I tell ya, REAL! REAL! REAL!!!!!!!!!!
Avante...0-K

[silverblk mystix]

ROFL

Weren't you the same one correcting me on a single mispelled word yesterday?

You own yourself.

The difference is that you were attacking me for no reason and you were trying to act clever- so I pointed it out to make you look stupid. You did look stupid.

This time this DMC gurrl is attacking me because I asked sincere questions.
I respond and all he has is grammar smack? Weak.

Big difference.

[Ginobilly]

So who is this Back to Basics and how did he help you?

What are his "credentials" since a lot of people rely on those?

I think he went to penn state for his degree. I bet he thinks it's okay for grown men to bathe with young boys.