Worst Sexual Experience

[HeatChamps]

Discuss.

[HeatChamps]

Cue in Magic Johnson troll. lol

[cantthinkofanything]

one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm

[lakerhaterade]

I am waiting for SBM's prison guard stories greatest hits to surface within this thread.

[Avante]

one time, I was making buttsex on your mom and she had a bm

[lakerhaterade]

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

[Avante]

Sorta...

I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................

Yep, young and dumb.

[cantthinkofanything]

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

I'm pretty sure it's going to involve his boyfriend and a Carl Lewis costume.

[mouse]

I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?

[cantthinkofanything]

I was 17 trying to masturbate one night while my mom had sex with a truck driver she met that night at a local lounge, do I need to say more?

I used to drive a truck.

[lakerhaterade]

Sorta...

I was in TJ around 1970, I met this really cute Mexican girl in one of the bars there. After some drinks we talked it over and she'd need 20 bucks (really can't remember) I said sure. She told me she had to have it up front, so I handed her a 20. Smiles all around. She said she had to grab her coat and she'd be right back.................

Yep, young and dumb.

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

[mouse]

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.

[mouse]

I used to drive a truck.

Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?

[Avante]

what do you know about sexual experiences?

tell us

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

[lakerhaterade]

What part of 1970 did you not get? I would have paid 40 easy.

You kinda had to mouse.

[Avante]

so you were under 20 years, AND you had to pay $20 to engage in sexual intercourse?

You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more I'm at a bar in Mexico.....

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you have a little red devil tattoo on your left butt cheek?

no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now mother er?"

[cantthinkofanything]

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

(no racist)?

[lakerhaterade]

You wanna get girls, know how to dance, smile and listen, women love a dancer who has pearly whites and listens.

I'd guess between17 and 33 (met my wife) I ..hmmm?...couple hundred. Mexican chicks being the best, black chicks the worst.

imfho

White chicks - while you have sex with them, they make you seem like you're their daddy. Exception being those crazy white chicks that are growing increasingly rampant.

Mexican chicks - you just want to continue having sex with them regardless of exhaustion. If they're hot, one tends to ejaculate quicker. The urge to have sex increases when they speak while they have sex with you.

Black chicks - most athletic in bed, not surprisingly. One has to be careful though in the sense that a lot of black chicks aren't very hygienic down there. Make sure to be sure they're clean. If they're clean, it's money from there.

[lakerhaterade]

You are kidding right? You really do need to get out more I'm at a bar in Mexico.....

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

[lakerhaterade]

I forgot Asian chicks

-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?

[cantthinkofanything]

I forgot Asian chicks

-They have the craziest anatomy ever. Need I say more?

x2

some of dem even have weenies

[Avante]

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

Obvously you've never been to a bar in TJ. Trust me ain't nothing free.

Dude, save the kiddie bull for somebody else, ok? You might have been raised by toads, I wasn't.

[TE]

I get out a lot, and I'm very successful.

When you were a tadpole you probably had a face and a body only a mother could love.

[mouse]

no...it's a tat of Donald Duck with panty hose over his head and holding a shotgun with the words "What now mother er?"

That is a lot of info for one butt cheek you must have a large ass.


Ps: my mom wants to know if you will be in the south Texas area IH-35 anytime soon and what size is the bed in the sleeper compartment of your rig.