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  1. #251
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    You should change your name to Brutal.

  2. #252
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I just have to be a fat , right?
    You don't have to be. I think you choose to be.

  3. #253
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    You don't have to be. I think you choose to be.
    That's why I lift all those weights, watch the diet and do my cardio. So I can be a porker, right?

  4. #254
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    You should change your name to Brutal.
    I agree. It's a pretty badass name and a perfect fit. I had to stop using it because I was too well known.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    There once was a troll name of Brutal
    whose breath smelled like dead rotten poodle
    when talking out loud
    from his mouth came a cloud
    and everyone asked "hey who tootled?"

  6. #256
    silverblk mystix
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    Avante toying with idiots who say condescending - but who are actually being schooled on the art of jerking people's chains.

    Priceless.

  7. #257
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    There once was a troll name of Brutal
    whose breath smelled like dead rotten poodle
    when talking out loud
    from his mouth came a cloud
    and everyone asked "hey who tootled?"
    "Brutal"

    Brutal was bad
    cat was cool
    knew his
    was nobody's fool

    had it down
    bad to the bone
    while the know nothings
    could just
    weep and moan

    Brutal knew football
    he knew track
    could sing them blues
    play the slide
    harmonica on the rack

    the cat was a poet
    an artist too
    come to think of it
    there wasn't nothing
    he couldn't do

    Brutal got his nut
    got his kicks
    slapping around midgets
    punching out hicks

    now he is a legend
    a man among boys
    often imitated
    never duplicated

  8. #258
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Brutal knew football
    Brutal knew track
    But he longed for the feel
    of another man's crack

    He liked to talk music
    dem old blues from the south
    but he was never content
    til a found his mouth

  9. #259
    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Avante toying with idiots who say condescending - but who are actually being schooled on the art of jerking people's chains.

    Priceless.
    What's truly priceless is the two of you firmly situated in each others assholes. Rooting around, high five'n each other for embarrassing yourself on a public forum as if its some kind of victory. When if fact no one really likes you and if you both died tomorrow not a single person here would give a .

  10. #260
    silverblk mystix
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    What's truly priceless is the two of you firmly situated in each others assholes. Rooting around, high five'n each other for embarrassing yourself on a public forum as if its some kind of victory. When if fact no one really likes you and if you both died tomorrow not a single person here would give a .
    I really appreciate the compliment and I will be glad to make sure Avante and/or SBM both get the compliment.

    I knew you'd come around you old y gal. Muah!


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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Smh

  12. #262
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    Brutal knew football
    Brutal knew track
    But he longed for the feel
    of another man's crack

    He liked to talk music
    dem old blues from the south
    but he was never content
    til a found his mouth
    Brutal had a little buddy
    yes he did
    he was a re ed little
    who kept himself hid

    he had no balls
    a tiny little
    got off talking smack
    just for the
    of it

    thought he was funny
    thought he was cute
    then along would come Brutal
    and give him the boot

    the little loved it
    put a smile on his face
    getting kicked around
    he knew his place

    Brutal laughed
    it was fun
    watching this little
    get totally run

  13. #263
    silverblk mystix
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    You should be happy...

    I think a lot higher of you now compared to some of these "winners"


  14. #264
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Brutal had a little buddy
    yes he did
    he was a re ed little
    who kept himself hid

    he had no balls
    a tiny little
    got off talking smack
    just for the
    of it

    thought he was funny
    thought he was cute
    then along would come Brutal
    and give him the boot

    the little loved it
    put a smile on his face
    getting kicked around
    he knew his place

    Brutal laughed
    it was fun
    watching this little
    get totally run
    it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm

  15. #265
    silverblk mystix
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    it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm

    Been paying attention much?

    I love art!

  16. #266
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    it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm
    I had a feeling you were too stupid to figure it out, yep!

  17. #267
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Been paying attention much?

    I love art!
    you love fart

  18. #268
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    Little man, you suck at this, honest. Stick to...I ed your mama..and that silly kiddie bull , ok?

  19. #269
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    Little man, you suck at this, honest. Stick to...I ed your mama..and that silly kiddie bull , ok?
    sorry for being so erudite

  20. #270
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    sorry for being so erudite
    Watch this midget...

    I ed your mama!

    OBVIOUSLY...

    I don't know who she is
    where she lives
    who you are
    can't be posting and ing at the same time
    rape will land you in prison
    no doubt your mama is an old lady

    See how ing stupid that is, you don't do you?

  21. #271
    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    You pronounce my name "Kwah-li," any questions?
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    Brutal knew football
    Brutal knew track
    But he longed for the feel
    of another man's crack

    He liked to talk music
    dem old blues from the south
    but he was never content
    til a found his mouth

  22. #272
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  23. #273
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Watch this midget...

    I ed your mama!

    OBVIOUSLY...

    I don't know who she is
    where she lives
    who you are
    can't be posting and ing at the same time
    rape will land you in prison
    no doubt your mama is an old lady

    See how ing stupid that is, you don't do you?
    guess I can't win with you...

    you: "hey...momma jokes are dumb."
    me: "ok...how about a fart joke."
    you: "I want you to tell more my mamma jokes."
    me: smh

  24. #274
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    guess I can't win with you...

    you: "hey...momma jokes are dumb."
    me: "ok...how about a fart joke."
    you: "I want you to tell more my mamma jokes."
    me: smh
    Momma jokes are funny until you reach around 19.

  25. #275
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    Momma jokes are funny until you reach around 19.
    this doesn't make sense. any "I ed your mom" jokes much earlier than 19, implicates your mom in a serious crime

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