F*ck me

[LnGrrrR]

tbh, there are only like 3 places in Canada that could possibly be as bad as New Mexico..

"daddy, what's wrong with that man's pimply face?"

daddy, why do those men keep staring at me?

I know, I just wanted to work in some Canada smack. Tbh, going to visit Montreal next year.

[LnGrrrR]

Fighting for America > raising my child around a city full of sexual predators, tbh..

As a dual citizen of America, I'd like to thank Lg for choosing my freedom over a safe childhood for his kid and the safety of his wife, tbh..

You er. That was a pretty good one.
Plan on living onbase if I can, Portales if not.

[lefty]

I know, I just wanted to work in some Canada smack. Tbh, going to visit Montreal next year.

yeah

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That's bona fide imo.

It's certainly a lot better than joining the military

[Jesus]

The only thing worse than having to come live in NM is having to live i SE NM. Jesus Christ that part of the world is a hole.

Damn, stop being such a drama queen.

[BUMP]

yeah

9 in the box

[Out of nowhere goods]

Service before self, I want some nasty!, ain't free, a certain tight end running downfield without protective head gear etc

[LnGrrrR]

Being in a maintenance squadron that supports aircraft that fly support missions for special forces doesn't really equate to being in spec ops, does it?

The spec ops at Cannon, aren't they more of a combat controller and SF air support type role whereas Florida has the PJs and some CC?

I was wondering how PJs would train in NM, since the nearest sal er is almost 600 miles away? It seems it's more of an "already trained" base. When I was there, they had the F-111s. Things change.

DMC, I guess they use it because besides the lack of mountains, the terrain is similar to Afghanistan (high elevation, desert). Also, they've got a bombing range there.

And I don't know what I'll be doing if I go. Not sure how I fit into a maintenace group as a support person.

[leemajors]

Yeah DoK I'm sure my experience in running a network infrastructure shop for a base full of 10k people and over 400 routing/switching devices won't find me a good job. Who needs computers anyways amiright?

That's what one of my buddies did in the Marines, and he's never had a problem finding a network admin/engineering job. March is his fave time of the year, he gets to watch people's reactions as he shuts their march madness streams down while he watches or looks at whatever he wants

[DMC]

DMC, I guess they use it because besides the lack of mountains, the terrain is similar to Afghanistan (high elevation, desert). Also, they've got a bombing range there.

And I don't know what I'll be doing if I go. Not sure how I fit into a maintenace group as a support person.

Could be like "The Unit" where you're listed as maintenance group but you're really a covert operator on a clandestine mission to secure donuts from Portales tbh.

After securing the "package", make sure you say, as you are leaving, "the only easy day was yesterday".

[MannyIsGod]

Stop complaining. The place sounds nice...



You can take your kids to the museum where they will enjoy seeing bones and dirt



As well as take part in spear chucking lessons from this guy

If there's one thing I"m so sick of in NM is all the archaeological sites. They're cool the first 2394083249384 times but after that its just a ing water color finger painting on a rock and some pieces of obsidian.

[MannyIsGod]

Is Dairy Queen considered fine dining in Clovis? E.g., does one need to arrive in a coat and make reservations beforehand? Yes, the lady will have the stankburger with extra mus and a side order of crinkle-cut french fried potatoes, while I will have steakfinger basket, lightly breaded, with a side of potato tots and a methamphetamine blizzard. Can you also send the kid selling silver crap table to table over here? It's our anniversary.

[MannyIsGod]

Is Portales slightly better? From reading online it seems like they have some activities at least. I already plan on making monthly trips to Santa te or Albequerque.

Santa Fe sucks after the first 3 times you come here unless you like hippies and old people. Albuquerque is OK and I've been here so long that it seems even better. Everytime I visit a real city I realize how ty it is. Then again, you're going to be a long ass way from any real cities so it'll be great for you.

Lots of great local beer in Albuqurque. I'll buy you one or two.

[LnGrrrR]

Santa Fe sucks after the first 3 times you come here unless you like hippies and old people. Albuquerque is OK and I've been here so long that it seems even better. Everytime I visit a real city I realize how ty it is. Then again, you're going to be a long ass way from any real cities so it'll be great for you.

Lots of great local beer in Albuqurque. I'll buy you one or two.

Thanks mang.

[The Reckoning]

lol SE NM.

only asshole cops and drunk anasazis are there.

alot of sand though....and sand...and dunes...and more sand.

[CosmicCowboy]

Damn

From Oahu to Clovis New Mexico.

What a ing downer.

BTW I freaking fell in love with your island. Honolulu was kinda "meh" IMHO but the North Shore where I stayed was amazing. I could SOOOOO live there.

[JoeChalupa]

Damn

From Oahu to Clovis New Mexico.

What a ing downer.

BTW I freaking fell in love with your island. Honolulu was kinda "meh" IMHO but the North Shore where I stayed was amazing. I could SOOOOO live there.

Yeah, the North Shore rocks but the Big Island is awesome too. I went to all the Islands when I was stationed there. Never been to NM.

[The Gemini Method]

Wow...chillin' at the DQ is probably the go-to place for the town's peeps. That place is mad desolate.

[LnGrrrR]

Damn

From Oahu to Clovis New Mexico.

What a ing downer.

BTW I freaking fell in love with your island. Honolulu was kinda "meh" IMHO but the North Shore where I stayed was amazing. I could SOOOOO live there.

Yeah, it's a really nice place. Definitely a great place to raise kids, since you can pretty much go outside anytime.

In an update, the position they have me slotted for is a QAE job... blah. Won't even be doing tech work. If I believed in God, I'd be praying quite a bit right now