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    Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

    Ron bless.


    Not to mention, Joseph's cuckolding happened on March 1st, but the dumbass Christians celebrate it on December 25th.....

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    Well, technically it wasn't originally -- but Christianity has always done a good job of co-opting existing traditions. Christmas is a mash-up of Roman Saturnalia and various Germanic and Scandinavian winter festival practices. Sprinkle in a weird fable about God's cuckolding some dude in order to father himself in a barn and voila!

    Ron bless.
    Brother, you are ranting. I know you are having problems. This is not the way your pain will go away. I realize you get a few giggles here and there pandering to certain folks on this site but in the end you look like a fool. God bless

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    Brother, you are ranting.
    Absolutely not. It was quite an informative post. i know you can't stand having anything about your religion talked about in anything but glowing and blissful terms, but tough -- there's a gold mine of humor there.
    I know you are having problems.
    No, you don't.
    This is not the way your pain will go away.
    Don't project your pain on me.
    I realize you get a few giggles here and there pandering to certain folks on this site but in the end you look like a fool.
    To whom?

    You?

    God? You certainly don't dare to speak for God, do you?

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    Brother, you are rambling now. Go take a nap. Your quest for 70,000 post can wait. God bless

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    And here I thought it was impossible to effectively use "cuckold" as a verb.
    Cucking?

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    You made fun of my Jesus!

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    All the atheists I know love the out of Christmas.
    Same here.

    On a sidebar, all the Christians I know love the out of Chick Fil A

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    Easter is named after a eurasian steppes dawn/fertility goddess ie the name easter is the name of the god.
    That's not important.

    Satan using a bunny to pass out eggs is high Christian priority, tbh.

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    Brother, you're rambling. Half anger, half to get to that 70,000. I'm happy by helping you get there but I dont feel good about the anger you are displaying to get there. God bless

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    Brother, you're rambling. Half anger, half to get to that 70,000. I'm happy by helping you get there but I dont feel good about the anger you are displaying to get there. God bless
    Look, I know you're angry about your spelling ability and Joseph's being cuckolded by God and that makes you post these diatribes against me, but your spiritual agony has nothing to do with me. I am merely Ron's messenger here. What you do with his message is up to you.

    Ron bless.

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    Look, I know you're angry about your spelling ability and Joseph's being cuckolded by God and that makes you post these diatribes against me, but your spiritual agony has nothing to do with me. I am merely Ron's messenger here. What you do with his message is up to you.

    Ron bless.
    More ranting....what the heck, brother. Keep going. We will get there together, united, brothers! God bless

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    More ranting....what the heck, brother. Keep going. We will get there together, united, brothers! God bless
    We aren't united. You attempt to deflect.

    Ron bless.

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    We aren't united. You attempt to deflect.

    Ron bless.
    We are brothers. I'm focused for you, brother. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? God bless

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    We are brothers. I'm focused for you, brother. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? God bless
    We are not brothers. You are focused on deflecting from your own embarrassment at the ridiculousness found in your religion.

    Nice try and Ron bless.

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    We are not brothers. You are not focused. You are deflecting from your own embarrassment at the ridiculousness found in your religion.

    Nice try and Ron bless.
    We're not trying, brother. We will get to our goal of 70,000. Hopefully this week. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? God bless

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    We're not trying, brother. We will get to our goal of 70,000. Hopefully this week.
    It's not a goal, nor were any of my previous totals. The obsession with post count is yours.
    Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? God bless
    What did you do to hit rock bottom and turn all aggressively Jesusy on everyone?

    Testify!

    Ron bless.

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    Brother, we all know it's important to you. That's why I'm helping with it. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? God bless

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    Brother, we all know it's important to you. That's why I'm helping with it. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? God bless
    I'll post more with you here if you tell us the story of your being born again. What led you to turn to God and compelled you to invoke his name in every post on a basketball message board?

    It's your responsibility as a good Christian to testify.

    Ron bless.

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    I'll post more with you here if you tell us the story of your being born again. What led you to turn to God and compelled you to invoke his name in every post on a basketball message board?

    It's your responsibility as a good Christian to testify.

    Ron bless.
    Though it's not my responsibility to help you with your goal of 70,000 post, I do take pride in helping you get there. We will get closer that way. Did you celebrate Christmas as a kid? Did you ever get a picture while sitting on his lap? Do you remember any of your presents you got as a child? Did your parents read you The Night Before Christmas, the night before Christmas? God bless

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    My arithematics have never been quite good but Cheney tells me ol Chumpy should be on par to hit 70,000 posts in about 13 days or so at his 20+ posts per day average.

    It looks that ol Chumpy might be on his way to even beat that record now.

    Mission almost accomplished



    I'm George W Bush and I approve these calculations

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    lol another fan of my post count.

    Probably someone who switched screen names after a recent meltdown.

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    Jack is obviously another religious person unable to hold an argument if any logic is used.. "you're ranting" ... well actually it makes perfect sense

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    lol another fan of my post count.

    Probably someone who switched screen names after a recent meltdown.
    Brother, your quest is important to you so it's important to many of us. Enjoy our support, you have earned it. God bless

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    no valid point

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