Lets make a porn

[CuckingFunt]

Really? its hard to imagine one without the other except for spontaneous moments. To each their own, i suppose.

I've always thought it a distraction. The sex part should be interesting enough that it doesn't need enhancement.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've always thought it a distraction. The sex part should be interesting enough that it doesn't need enhancement.

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

[CuckingFunt]

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

Guys often are.

[Lincoln]

check out Motivation by Kelly Rowland. it fits the theme tbh

[baseline bum]

You could always go with a classic porn theme song

[CuckingFunt]

This movie should probably have one of them 10-minute long, slo-mo, psychedelic money shots like in Behind the Green Door.

[symple19]

You've been demoted to a PA...go grab me some coffee.

Pa?!?!?

Don't you mean fluffer?

[Creepn]

I'm self-conscious about my grunting

You grunt? Nasty.

The only sounds should be a woman's passionate sounds and the sounds that comes from the rythms of sex like the bed for example or the slapping of skins.

[LnGrrrR]

I think an amputee should be involved in a scene somehow.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You grunt? Nasty.

The only sounds should be a woman's passionate sounds and the sounds that comes from the rythms of sex like the bed for example or the slapping of skins.

Are you re ed?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think an amputee should be involved in a scene somehow.

Does Joe Chalupa qualify as an amputee?

[Creepn]

Are you re ed?

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bull . I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

[CuckingFunt]

e dripping sweat all over the woman

Do we really need another thread about e-dating?

[DeadlyDynasty]

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bull . I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

You sound like a virgin...or else you wouldn't have copy and pasted that cosmo-esque diatribe in your first post

[DMC]

The hero's name needs to be Dr Swole.

[AussieFanKurt]

WHOOWHOO AAH WHOO! You must sound like a monkey in the sack with all that grunting bull . I bet your the type to e dripping sweat all over the woman too.

Yeah I'm with you on this one, can't say much gruntin' coming from me in the sack

[DMC]

and he needs to fart when he s.

[DMC]

Yeah I'm with you on this one, can't say much gruntin' coming from me in the sack

That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

[AussieFanKurt]

and he needs to fart when he s.

That's an interesting fetish, what's it called?

[DeadlyDynasty]

That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

Crofl...well done

[DMC]

That's an interesting fetish, what's it called?

Dual exhaust

[AussieFanKurt]

That's because your face is buried in the pillow.

hehehe gay joke, so cutting edge and original

[Creepn]

Lol I don't know why people hate DMC.

[LnGrrrR]

We should just make a real life anime. I suggest Ogenki Clinic. Or anything with penis-tentacle monsters.

[ginobili's bald spot]

So far we've learned that Aussie kurt and creepin don't like their men making noise during sex.