Happy birthday, Kobe Bryant

[Venti Quattro]

34
tired
old

bag

Now go get your food stamps. You get extra stamps because it's your birthday.

[baseline bum]

son, didn't know his ass was that ing old. The 43% shooting makes sense now.

[AussieFanKurt]

Wonder if Steph Rice gave him early b'day sex

[Venti Quattro]

But seriously, I'm not yet prepared for his retirement It's gonna be a dark day when he retires

I might go Jacob1983 on that day. I need to go get my stash of Xanax.

[lakerhaterade]

Wonder if Steph Rice gave him early b'day sex

one of the few decent contributions to humanity from Australia

[baseline bum]

But seriously, I'm not yet prepared for his retirement It's gonna be a dark day when he retires

I might go Jacob1983 on that day. I need to go get my stash of Xanax.

Don't think of it as losing a chucker; think of it as slashing $30 million from the payroll.

[rayjayjohnson]

one of the few decent contributions to humanity from Australia

serious? has man shoulders

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Time has just about run out on him...time left to collect 2 more rings though, then retire with dignity. In a perfect world--Kobe, Nash, MWP, and Jamison (if he comes back for another year)--would all come off the books after the 13-14 season and retire...fresh off B2B les to give LA one more than Boston. Gasol will also be much older by then, but I don't see him retiring just yet. Ship his ass out for whatever we can get at that point and start luring marquee FA's to play alongside D12 to keep the Lakers atop the league in the future. Should have beaucoup cap space to work with at that point...not like it matters, though

[TheRealCB]

serious? has man shoulders

is as pretty as it gets.

[AussieFanKurt]

serious? has man shoulders

Agreed



Where are her boobs?

[The Reckoning]

typical aussies not appreciating their women

[AussieFanKurt]

typical aussies not appreciating their women

what a gee up, she has man shoulders and no rack to speak of, obviously it is simply opinion but there's better aussie women than her

[The Reckoning]

yeah right, she's a fine specimen of a woman raised on muesli and roo steak. id swim in her lane anyday.

["Brett Favre"]

Kobe will be remembered az the only superstar to cost his team at least two rings by his chucking Nd the only one to lose in the finals to a team with no superstars.

[scanry]

But seriously, I'm not yet prepared for his retirement It's gonna be a dark day when he retires

I might go Jacob1983 on that day. I need to go get my stash of Xanax.

The Lakers don't need Bryant to sell tickets and more importantly they'll win championships without him.

The Lakers will be reload in the fall of 2014.

[The Gemini Method]

But seriously, I'm not yet prepared for his retirement It's gonna be a dark day when he retires

I might go Jacob1983 on that day. I need to go get my stash of Xanax.

There, there, VentiPoo...It'll indeed be a dark day and the dawning of when white or latina girls must be alert (in the Newport area...). It will be the end of an era that polarized the masses and that's why we, as Laker fans, should savor the remaining days, minutes, seconds we get to see him chuck off-balanced 3 pointers while falling into the lap of some white Laker Girl. It will be akin to the time the Captain hanged it up.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe did not cost his team in 2008. I mean well he did chuck some, but the Celts were just BETTER. dumbasses that say he cost them against the C's really are discrediting one of the better defensive teams of the past 30 years. Even if Kobe did NOT "chuck" they maybe win one more game and lose in 7 ...

2004 on the other hand ...

Despite all of that, me and Kobe are almost the same age ... and watching him play for my squad half his life has been more good than bad. He still takes dumb heat check shots over two people ...and Magic is STILL my all-time favorite Laker, but hard to think of an athlete outside of those two that have brought me more enjoyment as a fan.

The work etchic, the foot-work have made a great athlete (not a magnificent one like Lebron or MJ) one of the 5 best players I have ever seen.

Bang some more white women today Kobe, you deserve it ... just make sur e you get it on tape ...

[Clipper Nation]

Food Stamps is officially old as , tbh.... in honor of his birthday, here's a retrospective of his career thus far....

[Bynumite]

Food Stamps is officially old as , tbh.... in honor of his birthday, here's a retrospective of his career thus far....

That's it mister... go sit at the kids table

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202589

[weebo]

Kobe is now officially an old . Get the walker out (preferably the one with wheels on it). Those bone on bone knees must be killin a brutha.

["Brett Favre"]

Kobe did not cost his team in 2008. I mean well he did chuck some, but the Celts were just BETTER. dumbasses that say he cost them against the C's really are discrediting one of the better defensive teams of the past 30 years. Even if Kobe did NOT "chuck" they maybe win one more game and lose in 7 ...

2004 on the other hand ...

Despite all of that, me and Kobe are almost the same age ... and watching him play for my squad half his life has been more good than bad. He still takes dumb heat check shots over two people ...and Magic is STILL my all-time favorite Laker, but hard to think of an athlete outside of those two that have brought me more enjoyment as a fan.

The work etchic, the foot-work have made a great athlete (not a magnificent one like Lebron or MJ) one of the 5 best players I have ever seen.

Bang some more white women today Kobe, you deserve it ... just make sur e you get it on tape ...

Please. Kobe lost that series against OKC by himself and could have kept LeBron from ringing more than likely if he fed Bynum the ball. Chemistry was ed last year. Then you go back to the previous year. That team had no business being swept. But again chemistry is ed when he tries to play Kobeball. In 2010 Kobe almost cost them again. Gasol bailed him out though. In 2008 when Kobe was on his second set of food stamps, Gasol was dominant when shipped to L.A. But they didn't just lose, they lost by 40 in the finals. Pretty clear Kobe aint a leader, he only cares about winning when he gets the credit, which shuld keep him out of the top 10.

[Clipper Nation]

That's it mister... go sit at the kids table

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=202589

"The truth about Food Stamps is stinging me!"

[Bynumite]

Please. Kobe lost that series against OKC by himself and could have kept LeBron from ringing more than likely if he fed Bynum the ball. Chemistry was ed last year. Then you go back to the previous year. That team had no business being swept. But again chemistry is ed when he tries to play Kobeball. In 2010 Kobe almost cost them again. Gasol bailed him out though. In 2008 when Kobe was on his second set of food stamps, Gasol was dominant when shipped to L.A. But they didn't just lose, they lost by 40 in the finals. Pretty clear Kobe aint a leader, he only cares about winning when he gets the credit, which shuld keep him out of the top 10.

Sup FlopCityNation

["Brett Favre"]

Sup FlopCityNation

Wanna see my Danny Woodhead?

[Clipper Nation]

Sup FlopCityNation

I don't need to hide behind any trolls to proclaim that Food Stamps isn't a leader, so try again, B....

By the way, "Flop City"? I'm a Clippers fan, not a Lakers fan, B....