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    Bernoullin' niggas! BUMP's Avatar
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    I don't know about you guys but nothing gets my rocks off by being the last one in the room after class starts.

    Generally I like to pace around the room atleast 5 times while the teacher is talking while I'm also talking obnoxiously on the phone with one of my slampieces. When I finally decide to pick a seat, I take my backpack (loaded with eight 45 pound plates for my bench press warm up) and swing it into the face of my neighbor knocking them unconscious after I let out a loud fart. After a few minutes pass by, I go up to the professor and sucker punch him on my way out the door. When he's on the ground I continue to stomp his face in with my metal cleats until he's unconscious as well. I run to the bathroom and usually find some GDI at the urinal and shove his face in the water. I then take a smelly on the back of his head. Once I get back to class, I then steal all the notes from the class nerd, rape her, then on her chest. Once test day comes, I cheat without giving a . The professor is too scared to call me out, so after I turn in my test I suckerpunch the teacher again just for fun.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Have you considered grad school? A TA position could work well, especially if you get to teach freshman classes.

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    Love the first day of class, sit 8-10 rows back by yourself so the es will sit next to you. From there on, it's being alpha as and secretly ing both of them without the other knowing

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    Monuments DisAsTerBot's Avatar
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    asians can be alpha????

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    asians can be alpha????
    When you met 3 es on the first day of school and they all want the , yea

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    I wish we could throw the trolls out of these forums. You idiots are not funny.

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    I wish we could throw the trolls out of these forums. You idiots are not funny.
    You're a got

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    Only in your dreams since you want to suck me off.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    Only in your dreams since you want to suck me off.
    you're ing creepy.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I wish we could throw the trolls out of these forums. You idiots are not funny.
    were you hoping this was a real thread regarding alpha male classroom etiquette?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Only in your dreams since you want to suck me off.
    Where did he say he wanted to suck you off?

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    were you hoping this was a real thread regarding alpha male classroom etiquette?
    Of course not. I just think lose threads like this degree SpursTalk.

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    Where did he say he wanted to suck you off?
    Why else would he fantasize about be being gay?

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    Only in your dreams since you want to suck me off.
    SO you got a little attention going the SBM/Avante rout and now you're going to try that schtick?

    It won't work for you, everyone already knows you're a ing idiot.

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    Damn, you really are a got. Sorry, but I'm not going to participate in your erotic fantasies by sucking you off.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Why else would he fantasize about be being gay?
    he's not the one fantasizing about men sucking him off.

    That's you, liar.

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    wild cobra

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    I wish we could throw the trolls out of these forums. You idiots are not funny.
    We're throwing the trolls out? You're first, B....

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    Lets look at this...

    I read the opening post. Yep stupid bull but so what? Wow big ing deal. Did it make any impact on me...nope! Did I have to read it...nope!

    Obviously this site is cool with that sort of thing so let it ride. To tell the OP how he should do what I want/don't want is beyond stupid.

    So more power to the OP, it's not on him it's on me. I can leave if I don't like things. That's how it should be.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Lets look at this...

    I read the opening post. Yep stupid bull but so what? Wow big ing deal. Did it make any impact on me...nope! Did I have to read it...nope!

    Obviously this site is cool with that sort of thing so let it ride. To tell the OP how he should do what I want/don't want is beyond stupid.

    So more power to the OP, it's not on him it's on me. I can leave if I don't like things. That's how it should be.
    Yes, princess. Feel free to leave instead of whimpering.

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    above average height mavs>spurs's Avatar
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    Yes, princess. Feel free to leave instead of whimpering.
    that's what you told that when you finally found your sack i said said SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!!!

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    ing high schoolers.

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    ^were you "king of the dorks" in hs tbh

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    ^were you "king of the dorks" in hs tbh
    I've always been the muh- ing King of the Dorks tbh.

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    Yes, princess. Feel free to leave instead of whimpering.
    Dude, you're the one following me around wahwahwahing without any personality at all. I bet people have told you that many times haven't they? Hey Blake where's some personality.

    Dude, you are boreinggggggggggggg!

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