The ultimate 4 man relay

[monosylab1k]

leg 1: real simple, a 100 meter dash, as soon as they finish the race, that starts -

leg 2: blues music play-off. One man, one guitar. Playing the blues until the fan applause-o-meter hits a specific decibel level, showing how great they're playing. after the level is met, we get to -

leg 3: movie trivia - answering some of the toughest movie trivia questions known to man, this is a timed event, getting to 10 correct answers will start the final leg -

leg 4: NFL picks - the anchor leg has $100 to throw down on NFL picks, trying to make the most money possible. The only way to win is to make sure you have the stone cold locks that week. You add up the times from legs 1-3. Every dollar you make over the original $100 gets .1 seconds shaved off your final time. Every dollar you lose under that original $100 is a .1 second penalty.

Every human being who has ever lived since the beginning of man is eligible for this hypothetical 4 man relay. Who is your ultimate team in the ultimate 4 man relay?

[monosylab1k]

tbh my ultimate team is:

1. Usain Bolt
2. SRV
3. Roger Ebert
4. Avante

[Avante]

Just showing off

All NFL QB 4x1

Michael Vick-Marlin Briscoe-Steve Young-RGIII

Hollywood

Tom Cruise-Steven (slim) Seagall-Burt Lancaster-Wesley Snipes

All Paleface

Armin Hary-Bobby Morrow-Christophe LeMaitre-Valery Borzov

All Willie

Willie Gault-Willie McGee-Willie Deckard-Willie Williams

NFL running backs

Jeff Demps-Herschel Walker-Travis Williams-Curtis ey

Jamaica

Nesta Carter-Asfa Powell-Yohan Blake-Usian Bolt

Trinidad

Kledson Bledman-Richard Thompson-Ato Boldon-Hasley Crawford

USA

Mo Greene-Justin Gatlin-Tyson Gay-Carl Lewis

Canada

Ben Johnson-Harry Jerome-Bruny Surin-Donovan Bailey

Rockers

Mick Jaggar-Steven Tyler-Steve Perry-Jimi Hendrix

Presidents

Gerald Ford..Dwight D.Eisenhower-Ronald Reagan-Obama

Baseball

Jackie Robinson-"Cool Papa" Bell-Deion Sanders-Bo Jackson

NFL

Jeff Demps-Jacoby Ford-Trindon Holliday-Bob Hayes

Africa

Davidson Ezinwa-Francis Obikwelu-Frankie Fredericks-Paul Nash

Soul/Blues/R&B

James Brown-Jackie Wilson-Sam " Ligtnin' " Hopkins- Lightnin' Slim


All Time

Mo Greene-Yohan Blake-Tyson Gay-Usian Bolt

[Lincoln]

Didn't read^

[monosylab1k]

Just showing off

All NFL QB 4x1

Michael Vick-Marlin Briscoe-Steve Young-RGIII

Hollywood

Tom Cruise-Steven (slim) Seagall-Burt Lancaster-Wesley Snipes

All Paleface

Armin Hary-Bobby Morrow-Christophe LeMaitre-Valery Borzov

All Willie

Willie Gault-Willie McGee-Willie Deckard-Willie Williams

NFL running backs

Jeff Demps-Herschel Walker-Travis Williams-Curtis ey

Jamaica

Nesta Carter-Asfa Powell-Yohan Blake-Usian Bolt

Trinidad

Kledson Bledman-Richard Thompson-Ato Boldon-Hasley Crawford

USA

Mo Greene-Justin Gatlin-Tyson Gay-Carl Lewis

Canada

Ben Johnson-Harry Jerome-Bruny Surin-Donovan Bailey

Rockers

Mick Jaggar-Steven Tyler-Steve Perry-Jimi Hendrix

Presidents

Gerald Ford..Dwight D.Eisenhower-Ronald Reagan-Obama

Baseball

Jackie Robinson-"Cool Papa" Bell-Deion Sanders-Bo Jackson

NFL

Jeff Demps-Jacoby Ford-Trindon Holliday-Bob Hayes

Africa

Davidson Ezinwa-Francis Obikwelu-Frankie Fredericks-Paul Nash

Soul/Blues/R&B

James Brown-Jackie Wilson-Sam " Ligtnin' " Hopkins- Lightnin' Slim


All Time

Mo Greene-Yohan Blake-Tyson Gay-Usian Bolt

Cool, but what is your ultimate roster for my 4 man relay? Scared to answer cuz you know I got you beat? Scared because you know I'm gonna make chump meat out of you? Thought so.

[Avante]

Didn't read^

translation

Very cool bro. How about the best NCAA school?

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No problem amigo.

That would be Houston

Stanley Floyd-top ranked sprinter in the world in 1980
Leroy Burrell..9.85WR holder-considered the best second leg ever.
Joe DeLoach...the 1988 200m Olympic gold medalist
Carl Lewis...greatest anchorman in USA history

[Avante]

Cool, but what is your ultimate roster for my 4 man relay? Scared to answer cuz you know I got you beat? Scared because you know I'm gonna make chump meat out of you? Thought so.

First off you can't use Usian Bolt on the lead off leg. He has never ran there. He runs anchor.

SRV was a sluggish 11.08 guy while at Roosevelt High in Dallas Texas. He also lacks speed endurance. I run Peter Green (Fleetwood Mac fame) While at Chelsey he was a 6.4 indoor 60 guy and long jumped 23 feet.

No need to go any further your team is so far behind already the Judds could bring it home for the win.

[Avante]

Ok man playing along

1.Usian Bolt
2.Buddy Guy
3.Robert Osborne
4.Marc Lawrence

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

leg 1: real simple, a 100 meter dash, as soon as they finish the race, that starts -

leg 2: blues music play-off. One man, one guitar. Playing the blues until the fan applause-o-meter hits a specific decibel level, showing how great they're playing. after the level is met, we get to -

leg 3: movie trivia - answering some of the toughest movie trivia questions known to man, this is a timed event, getting to 10 correct answers will start the final leg -

leg 4: NFL picks - the anchor leg has $100 to throw down on NFL picks, trying to make the most money possible. The only way to win is to make sure you have the stone cold locks that week. You add up the times from legs 1-3. Every dollar you make over the original $100 gets .1 seconds shaved off your final time. Every dollar you lose under that original $100 is a .1 second penalty.

Every human being who has ever lived since the beginning of man is eligible for this hypothetical 4 man relay. Who is your ultimate team in the ultimate 4 man relay?

1. Usain Bolt
2. token
3. monosylab1k
4. Matthew McConaughey's character in Two for the Money

[monosylab1k]

Ok man playing along

1.Usian Bolt
2.Buddy Guy
3.Robert Osborne
4.Marc Lawrence

LOLOLOL is this a joke?????

SRV would be projected to win his leg 30% faster than Buddy Guy, and Ebert's superior movie knowledge takes your man by 5 minutes at least.

Your team is nice but not good enough, chump. Try again.

[Avante]

LOLOLOL is this a joke?????

SRV would be projected to win his leg 30% faster than Buddy Guy, and Ebert's superior movie knowledge takes your man by 5 minutes at least.

Your team is nice but not good enough, chump. Try again.

Dude, SRV is white!!!!!!!!!

Robert Osborne is a movie historian.

Marc Lawrence the nations top handicapper.

You lost your ass.