The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Word

[mrsmaalox]

I wish home made waffles were not so delicious so I wouldn't have the chore of washing that blasted waffle iron. It's really a pain to do.

[JudynTX]

Internet tough guys make me laugh.

[bus driver]

trying to catch a plane back to SA and wasnt sure i was at the right gate but looked around and all the fat girls were there so i knew i was at the correct gate

[JoeChalupa]

MARS’ Mobile Kitchen Food Truck will be at work on Thursday. I'll check it out the grub and give it my critique.

[JudynTX]

The time has come to Booo the Cowboys.

[bus driver]

The time has come to Booo the Cowboys.

dont be jumping on the bus when they make the play offs

[JudynTX]

dont be jumping on the bus when they make the play offs

, I'll slash the tires on that bus!

If you get out of December with a playoff win, let me know.

[bus driver]

, I'll slash the tires on that bus!

If you get out of December with a playoff win, let me know.

Internet tough guys make me laugh.

+1

ok tough guy who is your team? and it better not be some pussy ass team like the chargers or jaguars.


PS, lll let you know when they win in February.

[desflood]

When I'm in the mood to annoy some people, I like to go stand in the middle of the school supply aisle the week before school begins and sing, "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". You know, that Christmas song. I get some really awful looks that way But every once in a while someone laughs, and once I met a kindred spirit who actually sang along with me. That was a good day.

[JudynTX]

Well that slice of pizza sucked.

[Chachachango]

$191 ticket for going 74mph on ing i35.

fukcfukc fukcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcuf kcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufkcufckufck

[Wild Cobra]

happens.

[JudynTX]

I had turkey & cornbread dressing yesterday. Too soon for Thanksgiving?

[bus driver]

half this city doesnt know how to drive.


half this city stops for merging traffic, gets on the highway 10 mph under the speed limit r they slow down cause the sun is out.

[JudynTX]

I hope posters don't want me dead.

[JudynTX]

My Kindle rocks!!!!

[bus driver]

damn, drop my breakfast on the floor.......thought about eating it anyways but the department bought tacos so i went with tacos. its going to be a good day.

[cantthinkofanything]

PMK5 starts threads that are just as ty as Avante's.

[Avante]

PMK5 starts threads that are just as ty as Avante's.

Net Worth of the Wiggles..???????


Yep, you're a real keeper alright

[Slomo]

While I was cleaning my closet today I found a Beno Udrih Spurs jersey. WTF was I thinking?

[StudMuffin]

Will Weight Watchers work for Jessica Simpson? If she slims down again will her twins be as bodacious as ever?

[desflood]

One cannot drink enough to erase the ending of last night's Packers/Seahawks game from one's memory, but that's not going to stop one from trying.

[Wild Cobra]

One cannot drink enough to erase the ending of last night's Packers/Seahawks game from one's memory, but that's not going to stop one from trying.

Yes, looks like a dirty play, but my Seahawks won. Doesn't look like a good win though.

8.1.3.5

Simultaneous Catch. If a pass is caught simultaneously by two eligible opponents, and both players retain it, the ball belongs to the passers. It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control. If the ball is muffed after simultaneous touching by two such players, all the players of the passing team become eligible to catch the loose ball.

[bus driver]

y r women's boobs so attractive ?