LolIf lol utsa had scored 25.26 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
same two players i have in mind
lol are these generated by Yahoo! or are you mofo's writing these up?
look at your recap
I'd rather not, I lost.
well your recap will look something like that which was posted earlier
The Jailbait Warrior amassed the highest point total this week to beat The Fear Boners 175.95 - 134.75. Each team hit their projections but The Jailbait Warrior put up 35.5% more than a projected 129.86 points to get the win. The Fear Boners was led by Demaryius Thomas with 23.00 points and the Philadelphia Eagles Defense who scored 22.50. The Jailbait Warrior starts off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for first place. The Fear Boners opens at 0-1 and in ninth place.
The Jailbait Warrior Smooth Moves
The Fear Boners Regret Tracker
- <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_33>The 27.10 points by Kevin Smith was the highest score of any RB in the league this week. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_35>With 33.55 points, Tony Romo had the second-highest score in the league this week. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_36>The Jailbait Warrior had 8 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_37>Darren McFadden had the third-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 24.80 points.
- With 21.90 points, Pierre Garcon ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.
What If
- <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_41>Did not start C.J. Spiller, who scored 26.40 points, surpassing his projected points by 183.0%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_43>Of the 10 starters on The Fear Boners, 6 underperformed versus their projections. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_44>Alex Henery fell short of his scoring projection with 5.00 points, just 53.6% of his projected 9.33. <LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_45>With 11.80 points, Victor Cruz recorded only 78.5% of his 15.04-point scoring projection.
- The Fear Boners ranked 11th in the league this week in starter/bench scoring ratio. They had 134.75 points from their starters and 88.04 total points left on the bench.
Game Notes
- The Jailbait Warrior would have beaten every other team in the league this week.
- The Jailbait Warrior would have had to score 71.21 fewer points to lose to all teams in the league this week.
- The Fear Boners would have lost to five other teams besides The Jailbait Warrior this week.
- If The Fear Boners had scored 30.01 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
- The top players for The Jailbait Warrior were elite in the matchup, as three of their starters outperformed the leading scorer for The Fear Boners.
- The Jailbait Warrior got a combined 63.60 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
- The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.
- The Fear Boners could not close out the win even with the help of Demaryius Thomas, who scored 23.00 points, the sixth-highest score among all WRs in the league for the week.
- In the loss, Darren Sproles had the seventh-highest RB score in the league this week with 21.18 points.<LI id=yui_3_4_1_9_1347409840400_52>In the loss, the Philadelphia Eagles Defense scored 22.50 points against a projected 17.63 and exceeded their scoring projection by 27.6%.
- Both teams scored more points than projected this week.
Avante's Foreskin edged AlexSmithMustDie 131.37 - 126.05 behind Matt Ryan, whose 41.45 points were the highest score of the week. Avante's Foreskin hit their projections and scored 6.4% more than their projected 123.46 points, while AlexSmithMustDie fell just short of hitting their projections and got 96.5% of a projected 130.65. AlexSmithMustDie was led by Brandon Marshall with 26.90 points and Arian Foster who scored 20.50. With Denarius Moore delivering zero points for Avante's Foreskin, the outcome could have been worse. Avante's Foreskin starts the campaign with a 1-0 record, good enough for sixth place. AlexSmithMustDie debuts at 0-1 and in 11th place.
Avante's Foreskin Smooth Moves
Matt Ryan led the league in scoring with 41.45 points.
With 16.58 points, D'Qwell Jackson, who Avante's Foreskin picked up this week, beat his 10.05-point projection by 65.0%.
Even with a zero from starter Denarius Moore, Avante's Foreskin was still able to win.
With 13.00 points versus a projected 6.43, David Akers exceeded his scoring projection by 102.2%.
Avante's Foreskin won despite having only 4 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.
AlexSmithMustDie Regret Tracker
Avante's Foreskin had a better day at the QB position, topping AlexSmithMustDie 41.45 - 16.65.
AlexSmithMustDie had no luck at the K position, losing the point battle 13.00 - 2.00 to Avante's Foreskin.
AlexSmithMustDie had 6 of their 10 starters score less than their projected points.
Eli Manning had the highest projected points in the matchup with 24.23, but fell short by scoring 16.65 points.
With 8.30 points versus a projected 14.78, Antonio Gates scored only 56.2% of his projected point total.
What If
Avante's Foreskin would have beaten five other teams besides AlexSmithMustDie this week.
If Avante's Foreskin had scored 44.59 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
AlexSmithMustDie would have lost to eight other teams besides Avante's Foreskin this week.
If AlexSmithMustDie had scored 21.31 fewer points, they would have lost to all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
With 17.10 points, Avante's Foreskin got the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.
In the loss, Brandon Marshall had the third-highest WR score in the league this week with 26.90 points.
AlexSmithMustDie could not pull out the win, but Arian Foster did perform well with the ninth-best RB score in the league this week, scoring 20.50 points.
The 38.80 points put up by the RBs on AlexSmithMustDie was the third-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week.
Although AlexSmithMustDie lost, Frank Gore played well, bringing in 56.1% more points than was projected (18.30 points against a projected 11.72).
Felix Jones did not contribute much to the win by Avante's Foreskin. He only scored 2.44 points of a projected 8.94.
Avante's Foreskin beat their projected points, while AlexSmithMustDie fell below their projection.
ok nigers, Im willing to wholsale my wholeteam for better players...only keeper is Spiller....make offers, gos
vincent jackson for cruz
I made a very Avante like prediction and said I would beat this dudes team. Oh well, had a lot of people play like ass. Recap fails for no use of "Whammy" as smack talk against my team. Moral victories and what not.Week 1
Powered by Automated Insights HenneSucks Throat-Punches Press Your Luck, Makes Early-Season Statement
HenneSucks (1-0) 154.05
Press Your Luck (0-1) 104.75
HenneSucks got 25.05 points from Michael Vick and 24.30 from Ray Rice, clobbering Press Your Luck 154.05 - 104.75. HenneSucks beat their projections and scored 11.7% more points than projected (137.97). Press Your Luck got 96.8% of a projected 108.19 points. Press Your Luck was led by Jay Cutler with 27.25 points and Vernon Davis who scored 13.30. HenneSucks (1-0) starts the season in third place while Press Your Luck (0-1) begins in the cellar.
HenneSucks Smooth Moves
Ray Rice had the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week with 24.30 points.
With 16.30 points, Tony Gonzalez ranked fifth in the league this week in scoring among TEs.
HenneSucks had 6 of their 10 starters exceed their projected points.
The New York Jets Defense scored 23.50 points and beat their scoring projection by 65.3%, which led the team.
With 17.50 points versus a projected 13.05, Reggie Bush exceeded his scoring projection by 34.1%.
Press Your Luck Regret Tracker
Press Your Luck left the 18.10 points scored by James Jones on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 146.3%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.
Adam Vinatieri had the lowest point total in the matchup with 3.00 points.
Press Your Luck got outscored 23.50 - 7.00 by HenneSucks at the DEF position.
Only 5 of the 10 starters on Press Your Luck underachieved this week, but they still lost.
Hakeem Nicks could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 46.3% of his 16.85-point projection with 7.80 points.
What If
HenneSucks would have beaten 10 other teams besides Press Your Luck this week.
If HenneSucks had scored 21.91 more points, they would have beaten all teams in the league this week.
Press Your Luck would have lost to every other team in the league this week.
Press Your Luck would have needed an additional 71.21 points to beat all teams in the league this week.
Game Notes
HenneSucks won by the largest margin of victory in the league at 49.30 points.
The 49.30-point win by HenneSucks beat the 29.78-point spread.
With 154.05 points, HenneSucks scored the third-most points in the league this week.
Jay Cutler did what he could in the loss for Press Your Luck. He scored 27.25 points, the 10th-highest score in the league this week.
HenneSucks got 57.80 points from their RBs, the second-highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.
Vernon Davis exceeded his projected point total by 20.4% in the loss, scoring 13.30 points against a projected 11.05.
Greg Jennings was on the winning team, but only scored 8.40 points against his projected 14.87.
HenneSucks exceeded their scoring expectations while Press Your Luck failed to meet their projection.
what time do the waivers kick in?
who is avante's foreskin so i know who to talk to for the rest of the week?
DD who do u want for sproles
was trying to get ogletree and Alfred Morris
U s picked up everyone at 3 am wtf
That's some dedication imo
actually you set the waiver priorities and depending on your order yahoo does it for you. can't complain either i got 2 out of 3 of the guys i wanted
U s picked up everyone at 3 am wtf
Last edited by Trainwreck2100; 09-12-2012 at 07:14 AM.
Yeah I can't do that from the app, I'll start using the actual site more
The app sucks, imo.
I like this summary thing on the website though.
I have the best team now, they just need to stay healthy.
Since Fred went down and Bonzi Wells is sucking, I need RBs.
Willing to part with Reggie, Miles, Wes for LeSean, or Tamme.
Should I start deangelo Williams vs NO or Dexter Mccluster vs buffalo?
Williams sucked ass last week and Carolina didn't run it much.
C. Chalk up the loss, b
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