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Somebody pink this fool
I walk (more a strut) in as only I can, look for Miss Tonight then attack, if she is with somebody I make him an offer he can't refuse..."look asshole if you cherish your nuts, you'll scram, got it slick?"....now when she is alone I ..."you ever been ed by a 14 inch ?"....that will get a..."nope!" Now I'm rolling, so I ask her..."what ya drinking?" this will get..."whatever she is drinking"...at which time I yell...."hey bartender get you narrow little ass over here, make damn sure you keep her glass full, got it punk?" She giggles. I lay my ice pick on the bar.
Now it's time to get the band involved, that they are playing. So I walk up to the bandstand and..."ok ers this is how it's going to go, I want some Robert Johnson blues, got it numbnuts? I will kick the out of each and every one of you pricks if you it up....got it?" As we sit there listening to RJ's "Crossroad Blues" I notice she is staring at my . I smile and..."all in good time sweetheart, be patient" as I slap the out of her for staring.....she just giggles, women love it when you take charge.
As we get ready to leave I flip the bartender the bird then turn and fart at the band, um! Once we got to her place I could sense she was afraid, how can you blame her, there I stood with that 14 inch monstrosity pulsating actually vibrating. I tried to calm her down with..." being gentle , bring your ass over here...NOW!!!!!!!"
As you can see a good time was had by all
Last edited by Avante; 09-13-2012 at 04:21 PM.
Somebody pink this fool
I can't win.
fart at the band.. wtf?
Son you're cool in my book,but why do you have to do this?? Why do you have to start this type of threads just to provoke the others? Just stick to your guns
Just showing how simple it is to be like everyone else.Son you're cool in my book,but why do you have to do this?? Why do you have to start this type of threads just to provoke the others? Just stick to your guns
Well, you are plagiarizing the concept of a roid rage poster.
I was told that was funny and entertaining.
Because you were told?
I find the whole thread concept not only disturbing, but a reflection of no ethical values.
I agree totally, just showing off my range of talents
Why don't you just pay for sex like the old days? That's very alpha to me tbh
Nothing ALPHA about..."ok, how much?"
So you admit you were a beta puss back when you were in the military?
Obviously you really are 18.
It works like this....
Any port city/town is going to have bars there, yep big business catering to service personel. In these bars we will find bar girls, they are there to hustle drinks. They will hit you up for as many as they can, then they need more $$$$$. That's when they..."I love you no babysan, we go short time, ey sucky?" All....ALL...of us servicemen will play that, if you're looking to have a good time.
See you learned something sonny.
lol how can you really talk with your "how do i ask a girl out" thread. seriously little dude?
Slomo, im putting in my formal ban Avante request.
But it's ok for others to do this ...
You've admittedly been banned from numerous other forums, it's your goal.....let's get it done.But it's ok for others to do this ...
Hope an change....ban Avante 2012!!!
paying for sex at a ripe age is way worse than asking for dating advice imbo
i know a dude who was stationed in the philipines i think. he said he paid for sex using dead crickets as currency. this was in 2010.
Numerous?....try two in over 10 years. Reality is your friend. Then it was about me showing up the moderators.
based on your past opinions, you're an idiot. not just imho, no other way around it.
Since you've proven to be a liar on so many occasions, you are likely lying here too.
BAN AVANTE 2012!!!!!
So I'm not allowed to do what everyone else does, right?
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