Reply With QuoteHere is my theory about 9/11. And pay attention, this is the truest thing you will ever learn about it.
ChumpDumpster averages roughly about 7,900 to over 8,000 posts per year and currently sits at an astounding lead of over 70,320 posts which consists mostly of "what is your theory" "lol @ butthurt" "what do you think happened" "you're butt-hurt, I'm not butt-hurt" and "lol @ post count smack"
My theory is that had Spurstalk been around since 9/11 Chumpdumpster's post count would actually have him at a minimum of 86,000-90,000 posts or more, and maybe past 100,000, of good solid takes which would consist of some possible greatest hits such as "It's my first year posting, so what if I'm already at 9,000" "what is your theory about Y2k" and a couple more thousand "butthurts" and "be specific's"
This is a national tragedy and there needs to be an official unbiased investigation into why Chumpdumpster has been robbed of over 15 to 20 thousands posts since 9/11.
A Spurstalk 9/11 Commission Investigation needs to be opened up, which will be called Chumpgate . I appoint Nbadan, mouse, and cosmored to head up the investigation of Chumpgate and leave no stone unturned.
We will find the truth!
The official story cannot be believed that Chump doesn't yet truly have 100k posts! We must fight for Chumps right for his lost posts and his right to trolling peoples opinions while not ever offering his own. His neglected family depends on it! If we don't find the truth, then what kind of nation are we?
Chumpgate: A true 9/11 story
RIP Chumps at least 15,624 post lives lost since 9/11
We must never forget..
