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Guys that try to prove they are badass but then when they miss a dunk, they pull down there pants and poop on the court and then run off.
Guys that never pass to you when you roll to the bucket, but then get mad at you when they roll and you don't give it up...especially when they throw tantrums about it.
Guys that try to prove they are badass but then when they miss a dunk, they pull down there pants and poop on the court and then run off.
the guy who shows up in all Jordan gear and can't play for ........
the guy who shoots the ball, bricks, and then looks at his hands, blow in them or blames the wind ........
the AND1 dribbler who dribbles for 35 seconds, shoots and then watches the ball as it hits the ground because it didn't hit the rim.
Always.
I play a lot at my gym and I always get picked up by the old guys because they need a pure shooter. They're all like 40-55 year old men that played in HS and some college. We on the other team full of ahrletic teenage nigs because we all know how to cut and get open for shots
It helps when there's a 6'5 overseas player that's on your team though. He's the tallest one there
He plays like a guard too not a post so he will just sprint up the court and shoot a pull up 3 and wet
You will always find atleast one of these if you stay at any gym for an hour or so. Usually they add insult to injury by being really loud too, asking who has next and if you can pick them up as soon as they walk into the gym. Those are some shameless gots tbh.
People who play street or pickup ball don't know about working in the low block...guys get all butthurt when you try to post on them or back them down, that is annoying. Or the guy who tries to post by just lowering his shoulder and bulldozing through the lane then tosses up some re ed Tiago-esque flip brick.
The guy who stays in the corner and defenses leave him open because he can't shoot for . He will get the ball and jack up an open 3 air ball rather than swing it
6'2 big guys that chuck up 3s with horrible form rather than dudleying s in the paint
When you literally have to wave you arm to call for the ball being open, and your teammate thinks he's Kobe shooting over two defenders and airballin it.
ers who speak in their native tongues when they're on your team and then get mad because you dominate their under 5'2 mother in' shorty frames.
my favorite are the ones who have no chance to stop you so they think it's fair to foul the out of you o offset the height difference. Even funnie are the ones who think its legit defense (n!ggers)
I'm too prideful to call foul so I usually give them a stuff arm/elbow to the face after awhile
Guy that thinks he too good to even have to call a foul. He just drops the ball in the middle of his drive and slooowly starts walking to the top of the key.
A variation will be him just dropping the ball mid drive and yelling "man ball up!", while walking to the top of the key.
And its usually because you just stripped the ball clean, or cut him off so he has nowhere to go.
Anybody who thinks that, because they received the ball, it's one on one time.
Also, on offense, 2 on 1 break, dude won't throw me the oop.
People who see you are open, hesitate, then pass the ball after the defender notices, making it too late for the open shot but then expecting you to make something out of it.
People who spend tons of time talking rather than actually starting a game.
People who call their fouls at the end of the game when the score is pretty tight. And then they argue about the score, and it seems that the game will never end.
People who can't keep score, really. You see that everywhere. It seems your math skills go down when you play basketball.
people that when i carry the ball like a football, and plow my way to the hoop.
Short mother ers who can't shoot that pass me the ball everytime I'm anywhere near the hoop and start yelling, "Dunk it.!"
People who don't even make honest plays at the ball and just foul the whole time knowing that you wont call all of them in order to make up for the talent gap. Or like Bump said they think it's fair bc the person is too big for them in the post
People who ballhog and/or have low bball iq. When I make a cut to the hoop and am wide open I don't want some dumb nig standing there dribbling the ball not even looking at me then jacking up a 20 footer.
People who complain and cry about literally everything. Phantom calls, phantom traveling calls, etc and then argue their ty position for 30 minutes before offering to "shoot for it." It's like no, you only want to shoot for it because you know it's not yours in the first place.
That one weak defensive link who thinks they get to coast on d because there are 4 solid defenders. Everyone plays perfect D and then that asshole still manages to get burned by his man every last time.
y ers who talk , especially when you're holding them to 33% shooting but that one shot out of every 3 they feel obligated to run their mouth.
I call that the "Jerommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!"
Short guys with Napoleon complex. People who think backing down in the post is a foul, little kids with big mouths, the cherry-pickers, the fake Stockton, the 1 for 14 guy, and last but not least, the guy who is over physical after being taken to the hoop or schooled in the post.
when you blatantly get fouled, and the guy freaks out swearing he didn't touch you....
Guy that wants to be physical hack and grab on D, then calls every ticky tac touch on the other end
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