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theres a list coming.... I can feel it
Seriously brosefs, if they can make an actual machine that shocks the dog whenever it barks, why can't this forum develop some kind of software that like, idk, bans Avante for 12 hours any time he's about to submit a reply that's severely off topic and only serves to prop up his extensive knowledge of no one cares about?
Yeah, yeah we ing get it. You're old, you know stuff and you have no life so you feel like it's your legacy to teach a bunch of kids in their 20s and 30s about they weren't alive to watch. Steve Sabol did far more to help us understand old school football than you ever can.
inb4 3 page post telling me I didn't care to know about Kirk/Shatner
theres a list coming.... I can feel it
I finally had to give in and put him on ignore, along with sbm and creepn. Avante was making headway in the NFL Forum, then he just completely reverted back to his own ways of spamming nonsense.
but he's not doing anything anyone else isn't doing
wimper wahwah
Don't you guys even look at that stuff?
What I have never understood is why I have to do anything but be myself? Why do I need to come down to your level? So you don't know any of that pre 1990's stuff, why should I care? Not my problem. I need to act like I haven't been into this stuff since the early 60's, why? I need to worry about you guys and only talk what you can talk, why? Why not learn something? You are content to close your mind to anything with some historical significence to it? Why? I want to know it all, so I went back and found out what I had missed, not my fault you guys here need to keep it simple and right now. I can do right now but so can everyone else, I need more than that.
There are forums for that.
Forums that aren't this one.
I hate to break it to ya like this slick but I'm not here for you, I'm here for me. If you can't keep up with things I talk about do some homework.
Hey, man! Good to hear from you again! Long time, no see? How are the wife and kids? It reminds me of that one time in high school that we were at the Burger Palace and you did that impression of the Fonz that brought the house down. I'd love to see you do it again at the next party. Speaking of parties I haven't been to one that can live up to that one time we made a slip n slide with beer instead of water and all the girls' halter tops kept turning into belts. What a day! It reminds me of the great hall of fame partier Michael Kelso, who truly set the bar for partying back in the 70s. While we're here lets break down the tape and rank the best party heroes of all time bases on entirely biased criterion:
The Wolfpack (Hangover) - What crazy have they not done?
Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn (Old School) - Ferrell kills it as Frank the Tank, but Wilson and Vaughn more than enough to party it up when they start their own fraternity.
The kid from The Girl Next Door - Takes a road trip to Vegas when he's in high school and films a porno at his prom, in a.
Ferris Bueller - Skipped school in mad style
Van Wilder - Dude was dope at not only coordinating your party, he made sure you got laid too. A true bro.
Jonah Hill (Superbad) - Is that in period blood?
Dante (Grandma's Boy) - Hope its cool if I brought some friends from the Angry Beaver.
Stan and Kyle - There will be punch and pie
The Delta House
Zack Morris
Steve Stiffler
Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Cal Naughton Jr
The Fonz
Mark Zuckerberg
Hunter S Thompson
Mark Cuban
Prince Harry
Whitney Houston
Josh Hamilton
Len Bias
River Phoenix
Robert Downey Jr
And last but not least
Charlie Sheen
I stopped ranking them after a while because I have so much knowledge and got nostalgic trying to go through all this stuff thats not relevant to the topic.
Standard-issue Avante post. Btw I did that on my iPhone
Does anybody have anything real to talk about on this site? Kids these days...sheesh!
How many people do we really need all doing this...
A..Cowboys suck.
B... you got!
A...Tony Romo is a .
B...you're just pissed because he beat your wahwahwah..don't hit me-Giants team.
A...You mean that Superbowl winning Giants team?
B...you suck got!
A...ask your mama if I'm a got.
I 'd rather do something else, ok with you?
Come on, broaden your horizons youngster! Let's talk about obscure blues artists and 1940's track and field athletes--whaddaya say?
Tell me, who beat Jimmy Crotchstain's record in the 100m?
Avante's use of the term "sheesh!" is among his gayest forms of communication on this site. It's right up there with, "Why not learn something," "Wimper wahwah," "Lets stop ignoring reality, mkay?" and of course, "I want it all."
I don't talk about that stuff here. Why act like I do?
Ok. ok, ok....I'd dump anything pre right now. I need to be just like everyone else. Talk Trent Richardson not....
Marion Mottley
Jimmy Brown
Bobby Mitc
Leroy Kelly
Greg Pruitt
Mike Pruitt
Ernest Byner
Kevin Mack
Eric Metcalf
Patrick Hillis
...haahaha!!!!!!
Stay simple slick, it looks good on you.
Don't be cancer, oh wait you can't not be cancer
I'm not the one acting like some retarted asshole guy, that would be you. Why not talk some football instead of the stupid bull ?
nope that's pretty much you.
i stand corrected "re ed asshole" isnt an act for you.
Dude, why are you spending all your time here worrying about me? I'm all you do here, why? I just wanna talk some football, you really don't see that? You act like I'm some ax murderer or something.
ing about me isn't talking football
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