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HeatChamp in da house
Watch out or you might be aroused
We know da Heat already won
I feel sorry for you son
You think your team is good
It takes more than being from da hood
We got Bosh, Flash, and Lebron
You know your team is done.
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Damn......... *shakes head* at ty rap
Must suck for you to not be a Heat fan.
You called down the thunder well now you got it!
Shutting down all you clowns thinking you hot .
I'm swinging bowling ball nuts, ya'lls the size of fleas
your raps are more ed up than both my knees.
I'm hung like a horse, you hung like mosquitos,
gonna run right through you es like a dozen taquitos.
CantThink, you lil' twink, you need to get pinked.
Only way to be more gay is to get your calfs inked.
Ain't no flow at all to the rhymes you spittin'
you just fartin' them out like the you tin'
Blake, make no mistake,
I oughta bust you in yo face like Sideshow Bob with a rake.
But I'll take it easy on you cuz I love Happy Gilmore.
Is your last name Trebek? Cuz yo mother's a !
Barely worth my time to mention Heatchamps.
That rap was as tough as your dolphin trampstamp.
Stick to what your good at which I assume is butthumping,
smoking pole, swallowing seed, and bandwagon jumping.
For the love of all that's holy, please quit it Lebomb;
your raps are as hardcore as an Amy Adams rom-com.
Leave rap to the pros, stick to composing butthole ballads.
Your punishment for sucking is that you CAN'T toss my salad
That honor goes to Avante, once he's done posting songs
he can kneel down behind me and turn his tongue into tongs.
Your rap was even sadder than Billie Holiday sounds.
Got a case of the blues? I'll give your mouth a case of the browns
And SFIE? Nice try but I know you ain't Shaq
If Avante misses any spots you can finish cleaning my crack.
Anyone thinks they can do better go and get your bets placed
but if you step to me you gonna tell me how my ass taste.
Rappin Dejuan "goin nowhere" Blair noone
understands wtf you say
please drive yo big ass over to
the golden coral buffet
you talkin bout me lickin a chicks ass
with you big ass cankles that career
be bout outta gas
back tha off you 6 ft 3 in wanna be
center
cuz im bout to spread ya mommas lips
and my thick fat meaty cawk shall enter.
Next time I ask you fools how my pee-pee taste
It's not an invitation, it's an honest question
From a jigga that still parties with heads of state
Gettin' dime-piece tricks while youz gurglin' s
Tell me, ho, you never kissed my hoes
Tell me, ho, you never ran my dough
Tell me, ho, cuz you know it's true
Go and tell yo mom u got my stench on u
I said, I said, I said
Tell me, ho
...one love
what's really funny
try sad
is that this cartoon just gave us the best he had
and it sucked
more into his ass-hole than being a player
now here I am
you can call me Slayer
not into being gross
kids play that
bring some class not talk about yo ass
hom-mie
you faded from the beginning to end
too concerned with the battle
I concentrate on the win
yo yo look at me, not down at the ground
don't clown
erase that frown
new sheriff in town
elevate
elevate
bring it up
not down there where you live
down in that dump
yo yo you lose again
a habit I guess
you need to stay on your level
not try to impress
now beat it
take a walk the last thing anyone needs
is more ass hole talk
look at me, look in my eyes
you been whipped
you do realize
Last edited by Avante; 10-04-2012 at 08:32 AM.
Yo, Yo, Yo, a one two, a one two
.......Yes I is a niggra that admits he cant flow
I do lick girls assholes, yall es already know
I do love the Runners and I know yall like to hate
I dont give a , go grab ya made
dad so he can watch you masturbate
I aint gotta good job, dont make much loot
I will still choke ya out and kick ya
nutsack wit my steel toe boot
Say what ya want, got no rhymes to waste
....sept maybe ask ya grandma, how my black
ass taste
translation
I love ass holes. Oh yeah...yo yo and yo.
to bad we can't hear da beat......
why not use an already hit tune like this....
sang to da tune of Bill Cosby's Fat Albert cartoon theme.
boying, ching, boying, ching
Hey Hey Hey !
it's Ahh.. Van - Te!
And I got a 100 topics for you......
I will post twice as much as you...
we'll have some fun now, with me and all my TRolls...
ing with each other, until somebody folds...
na, na, na
I work at a meth lab .... Ah Van tea
na, na, na
I work at a meth lab
A van te...
Well this is Slomo, the moderator for fun...
I may pink someone, before the night is done....
Na, na, na
I work for a meth lab, A van te..
Na, na, na
I work for a meth lab
Hey, hey, hey!
comedy gold!
I am the Big Worm
yes I am
I slither in the dirt
slither in the sand
I gots no
not a nut on me
so I 'm a sad Big Worm
as you would understand
I eat
drink slime
what else would I eat
and drink
trying to make it rhymn
I'm the Big Worm
kinda look like a
until I smile that is
Dat is $money$ dawg..
Tap Dat Ass!
...........much respect dog. I would so tap and toss that ass in your signature. I would eat that like the Mayan 2012 was true niggra!!!
daaaaaaaaaaamn...dejuan came through and crushed the buildings!!!!
Sung to the theme song Gilligan's Island
Just sit right back and you'll read a post,
A post that just talks
That started from this forum dork
That had a tiny .
The man was a all day posting man,
His laptop full of coke
Five topics he post that day
For a three hour quote.
a three hour quote
The moderator started getting tough,
Avente just got pinked
If not for posters insulting him
The topic would have stink'd, the topic would have stink'd,
I dedicate this to Timmy and the Spurs
Play with my bone, would ya Timmy
It seems like you're good for makin jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'SA
But your mama, I'm talkin about you and me
Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T
Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious
And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Laker Fan oh is you crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you with Laker fan you're knocking on Death's door
And I ain't even slangin them thangs
I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my in yo mouth, beeyatch!!!!
Gayest thread of the decade IMHOTBH
MMMMMM HHHMMMMMM
So much talk about I nearly ed my circuits.
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