Oh, this guy

using the word butthurt when you cry and about everything cowboy-related as if you were seemingly anally violated by the boys' success during the 90's. I would take caution in using that word if I was you, tbh.
I always forget you were the poster who was ready to take KD's DNA...even going so far as to make a thread about his standing as best in the world

front runner

appealing to the masses

premature ejaculation

male nurse

soaking up all the regular season glory as a Texan fan only for it to be snatched by real teams like the Pats or Ravens

thinking Matt Shaub's pussy ass is gonna win a SB

East Texas