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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    I go on meltdown overdrive when someone in the house forgets to...

    a.) flush the toilet
    b.) close the fridge properly

    How ing hard could those chores be to accomplish?

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Someone who takes out the trash, but doesn't put a new trash bag in the can.

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    Believe. Pedobear1's Avatar
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    Puts the peanut butter in the fridge (wtf)
    Uses the last toilet paper but doesnt replace it
    uses my toothbrush to clean the puppy's teeth

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    My family aren't aggravating thank god. Random people piss me off more

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    I like refrigerated peanut butter.

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    I like refrigerated peanut butter.
    Agreed, don't see whats wrong with it

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    I want my parcel DD's Avatar
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    I like refrigerated peanut butter.
    My dog does too

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    As long as you don't use the peanut butter knife to scoop out the jelly, I'm good.

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    As long as you don't use the peanut butter knife to scoop out the jelly, I'm good.
    I know you guys call jelly what we call jam.

    What do you call this?

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    ^ Disgusting?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    As long as you don't use the peanut butter knife to scoop out the jelly, I'm good.
    If one uses the other slice of bread as a napkin to wipe the knife, that usually solves that problem.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    I like refrigerated peanut butter.
    How do you spread cold peanut butter on bread? Or do you just eat it with a spoon?

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I don't like when someone tries to "help" me by starting a load of laundry and then just leaving it in the washer or dryer to get in my way when I need to use them----if you want to help me then complete the entire task, wash it, dry it, and put it away!!

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Five drops of milk left in the gallon...yet it winds up back in the fridge.

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    silverblk mystix
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    !Get off my lawn- goddamn whippersnappers!

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Five drops of milk left in the gallon...yet it winds up back in the fridge.
    Same with boxes of cereal!!

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    My wife and I had to get different toothpaste tubes because she refuses to use the bottom up technique. She is a tube crusher.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    My wife and I had to get different toothpaste tubes because she refuses to use the bottom up technique. She is a tube crusher.
    So am I.

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    You all need your own island.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    I know you guys call jelly what we call jam.

    What do you call this?
    Thats Jello. And jelly and jam are two different things. They are both sweet and you spread them on bread, etc. but with jelly the fruit pulp is strained out and with jam it is left in.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    My wife chatters all the time about (people she works with, etc.) I could care less about. I'll nod my head and make the occasional comment but in truth I'm just patronizing her and it's in one ear and out the other. Then she gets all pissy when she makes a reference to something she talked about three weeks ago and I don't have a clue what she is talking about.......She will get all snarky and say "I TOLD you she and her husband were having problems"...

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    You want to talk irritating, try designing a new house or addition with your wife. We are adding on a new kitchen and I wasn't about to take the responsibility of the layout because if I did after it was all done she would be throwing in my face like "why didn't you make this drawers instead of a cabinet"...uh,uh...learned my lesson last time...now we are on our 7th or 8th plan revision (complete redesigns) yet she is ing because I haven't started construction yet. I keep telling her it's a lot cheaper to make those changes on paper than after I have poured ing concrete.
    Last edited by CosmicCowboy; 10-10-2012 at 03:53 PM.

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    Ur a fkn wanker Venti Quattro's Avatar
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    My wife and I had to get different toothpaste tubes because she refuses to use the bottom up technique. She is a tube crusher.
    That drives me crazy too. Push the toothpaste tube in the tail-end, damn it.

    Another one is when somebody in our house leaves their room and forgets to shut off the lights. Again, an easy task. How hard is it to reach for the switch?

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    My wife chatters all the time about (people she works with, etc.) I could care less about. I'll nod my head and make the occasional comment but in truth I'm just patronizing her and it's in one ear and out the other. Then she gets all pissy when she makes a reference to something she talked about three weeks ago and I don't have a clue what she is talking about.......She will get all snarky and say "I TOLD you she and her husband were having problems"...
    We also remember arguments we had years ago and things you've said.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    We also remember arguments we had years ago and things you've said.
    No ! I still get a up from 1995 thrown in my face at least twice a year.

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