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...workout where I maxed out at 475 on the bench I 'd thought I'd hit a bar, have a drink, relax. I put a couple bucks in the jukebox, lot of Steppenwolf, Doors and Animals, load of country however. As John Kay started singing about that Pusher Man I get a tap on the shoulder...
big redheaded chick with a tattoo of a skull with a snake slithering thru the eye sockets that read...DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR...on her forehead, she looks hard at me and says....we play country in here.
me...cool, I dig country.
red....so why that ?
me..sorry, I didn't know. When my couple bucks runs out we'll play some Lefty Frizzell, cool?
red...nope! I don't like Lefty Frizzell.
me....look lady I'm not looking for any trouble, ok? Can I buy you a drink?
red..do I look like a lady to you? you and your drink......WHAM!!!!!!!! (she hauls off and knocks me off the bar stool)
As I'm laying there I can hear her buddies laughing and..."teach that boy to mess with Big Red, hahahaha"
me..... (getting back to my feet)...ok Big Red, you made your point, I'll be seeing you.
red....not so fast asshole, say you're sorry for playing that .
me...(now I'm getting pissed)....sorry lady ..ah...Big Red but I'm not doing that.
red...so you want some more ass kicking?
me...trust me Big Red if you hit me again you will never ever hit anyone else ever again. I will break both your ing arms off, yank them right out of the sockets and beat you to a ing pulp with them, now ask yourself Red do you really want to be spoon fed the rest of your ing life?
red...(looking shocked)..really?
me...count on it, now do you wanna drink?
red...gin tonic.
me...cool.
Imagine a man and a woman in that scenario.
Last edited by Avante; 10-12-2012 at 07:28 PM.
You're still a got.
What a story/scenario
imagine a cheap and an old asshole in that scenario tbh
This further solidifies how much of a pussy Avante is. A woman punches him in the face and he buys her a drink
I can't even imagine the kind of hole a skank with a forehead tattoo hangs out in!
475 on the bench
or do you mean you were sitting on a bench that could actually hold your 475lb fatass
Avante son I'd just grab that by the neck and make her friends come at me...Someone has to pay the price
Although I think the tattoo sounds cool, I can't imagine a chick with it on her forehead!!! Was this in America???
This further solidifies how much of a pussy Avante is. A woman punches him in the face and he buys her a drink
didn't read thread yet but i'm willing to bet lakerhaterade was the first poster in here.
*goes to check*
ah what do you know!
got damn get off Avante's nutsack.
I loved my creative writing class out at COS.
Ever notice that little gang that follows me around never do anything on their own?
fam, yes i do and its sad. lakerhaterade is your number one fan though.
I'm going to have to start totally ignoring the punk kids here. It's getting ridiculous.
Avante's schtick is dying.
His ty threads used to get 5+ pages and now they're barely cracking 15 replies.
You're on your way out into irrelevancy Avante.
You're just plain boring now "fella"
You're 100% right, it's time to start leeching off everyone else like you do. I had a good run, it was fun. But you can't stay on top forever. Any pointers on what makes a good leech, you would know.
Have you ever started a thread here at all?
You checked before you posted in this thread.
Did I traumatize you that much that your gonna start mentioning me now?
Siding with arguably the worst poster on this site just to try to get at me.
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