Sunday morning at the 7-11...
Me walking in, got the Sunday morning strut working, small knowing smile on my face. Touching the brim of my hat...give a slight nod to the clerk. , she's just worked a double shift. Probably worn out from the late Saturday night crowd. Besides, it's Tisha, she's a good lady.
Me: "Hey girl"
Tisha: (big smile for me) "heeeyyyyy baby, how's it hangin'"
Me: "Like a bull so big, it's an anomaly even for a bull"
Tisha: "what?"
Me: "nothing girl. how's your chil'in"
Tisha: "awwww...you know...they is what they is."
Me: "I hear ya" (short laugh) "lawd, I hear ya"
Me headed over to the fridge. Need a cold drink. Thinking about a Rock Star but...
Me: "hey Tisha, you gonna let me snag a brew this mornin'?"
Tisha: (smilin) "awww don't make me do that..."
Me: (knowing she's already in my pocket, grab a Bud Light Chelada) "thanks girl"
Tisha: "you gonna owe me again"
Me: (Turning to show her my bulge) "you know I'm good for it"
Me grabbing a bag of sunflower seeds and opening in it the aisle. , I own this place. Walk to the counter, chewing on a wad of seed. Eyes catch a honey in front of me with some cash.
Honey: "7.45 for gas on pump number 3. The grey Tercel".
Me: "It's on me Tisha."
Honey: (eyes wide...checking out my crotch...moving up to my chest....then face) "thanks...what choo doing here today"
Tisha (eyes roll)
Me: (smirk) "just startin the day. but I forgot to put on my underwear"
Honey: (giggle) "you cute"
Me: "you should see my Johnson"
Honey: (big smile) "what are you saying?"
Me: " let's hop in your car...find a old country road..."
Honey: "keep going...."
Me: "roll down the windows....hop in the back seat..."
Honey: "keep on...."
Me: " we'll slowly undress each other...long passionate kisses"
Honey: "ohhhh yeah....and..."
Me: "then we'll take craps and pee all over each other"
Honey: "baby"
Me: (throwing down a Franklin on the counter) "keep the change"
Tisha (she's jealous...but she knows my game...she'll be there when I call) "mmmmm hmmmm"
Me with Honey on my arm. Hop in the Tercel. Me smiling. I had walked to the store. Got a rid home and then some.
This is some bull ............. DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!
what do you do around here? besides nipping at my heals and humping legs? Why don't you think and start some threads of your own instead of widdle waddle?
Instead of starting your childish galleries of pictures that anyone can find on the internet.
Man, Im just bustin ya chops. Its all good. *hangs head*
It's cool. See you can be grownup too! Just kidding. It's these other yahee yahoos that need to REALLY grow up. Me: I've got stories to tell, things to share. Them: FAKE!!! yourself.
Me: shaking my head with a knowing smile, "they will grow up one day. patience...patience".
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