Sons, the Chargers can't even win when they cheat

[Clipper Nation]

@JayGlazer I'm reporting the NFL is investing the Chargers after they were caught using a banned illegal Stick em-type substance vs broncos Mon night

Yet another reason to fire Norv, he can't even cheat correctly, tbh....

Chargers
Can't even catch the ball WHEN THEY'RE USING STICK-'EM
Biggest chokers in history

[monosylab1k]

looks like Fabbs won't be able to make CHEATriots (get it!) jokes efter dis one.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

OP makes more CHEATriots jokes than anyone else at this point

[Clipper Nation]

OP makes more CHEATriots jokes than anyone else at this point

Brothers in cheating

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Your team cheats too

[Clipper Nation]

Your team cheats too

And Norv's cheating is just as outdated as Norv's offensive system.... Stickum is so 1980's, and also unnecessary, because modern-day gloves are stickier

[Clipper Nation]

Spoke too soon..... this is looking more and more like Goodell's usual "dictator-without-the-facts" routine, tbh....

Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer
As @JayGlazer reported yesterday, the league is looking into the SD stick-um matter. But as of now, hearing not much conclusive is there.

Head coach Norv Turner opened up his press conference this afternoon by addressing the league’s investigation into whether or not the Chargers were using an illegal “sticky” substance during its game against the Denver Broncos last Monday night.

Here is what he had to say:

"I might as well get to it right off the bat so you don’t have to bother with the questions. Nobody from the San Diego Chargers used stickum in the game on Monday night against the Denver Broncos. Nobody in this organization has used stickum in any game. The question that has been asked by the league involves a towel that has been used by this organization for over 10 years. It’s been used by a lot of teams in this league. The towel is used to dry the balls, dry the gloves the players wear and their arms. The league is looking into the towel. That’s about where we’re at."

If Goodell turns up with nothing here, the owners should fire him on the spot, because he is out of control, tbh....

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Goodell has kept the NFL as lucrative as it's ever been. The owners don't give a about how much he s players, coaches, etc. over as long as he keeps profits high.

[Clipper Nation]

Son, it's the NFL.... they could make Vince Young the commissioner and profits would still be high...