Worst movie(s) you've ever seen

[AussieFanKurt]

I've never seen a film that tries so hard to be melodramatic in its emotional heavyness....its almost like watching reality tv the way these actors performed....it was like they were regular people that knew the camera was on them so act accordingly...SELL THE DRAMA. I didnt buy any of it.

The directing style is straight out of television drama...its annoying(you know...the handheld herky jerky BS....the insta-close ins when there's nothing going on but a simple conversation...LOL) This movie is just crap. Sorry.

And boring....even for a drama.

Nah fair call, thanks for answering

[HI-FI]

I shouldn't say its the worst. Thats wrong of me. But I was told by a whole bunch of people how awesome it was. Went and saw it and walked out pissed. I just found both main characters so hateable (even though I like JGL). I hate Deeshanel (?) sisters and just found it to be boring, cliche and ty.

damn, between your ONly in America comment, your dislike for women with short hair, i'm thinking we might need to nuke Australia, turn it into the Road Warrior wasteland we've all wanted to see.

Zooey Deschanel might be annoying but she's always worthy of a good hot stuffing.

as for bad movies, i'll watch anything and the only i hate is stuff that is pretentious or boring. I love ty films where the filmmakers had no talent but were determined to make it.

I saw this flick 10,000 B.C, i could barely get through it. so that's probably the worst thing I've seen in awhile. I did see Batman and Robin in theaters and was scarred by its tiness. I got dragged to Battle:Los Angeles and at first was so bored I was going to walk out, but then it turned out to be a hilariously bad movie, so I enjoyed the second half of that .

[AussieFanKurt]

damn, between your ONly in America comment, your dislike for women with short hair, i'm thinking we might need to nuke Australia, turn it into the Road Warrior wasteland we've all wanted to see.

Zooey Deschanel might be annoying but she's always worthy of a good hot stuffing.

Jesus christ what a gee up.

I never said anything about her physically anyway

[mojorizen7]

Ghost f Mars with Ice Cube was so ing stupid.

Yeah it was stupid but it was fun.

[CuckingFunt]

Ghost f Mars with Ice Cube was so ing stupid.

I love the out of that movie. I recognize that it's horrible, but I love it.

[HI-FI]

Jesus christ what a gee up.

I never said anything about her physically anyway

not sure what a gee up is, i'm not british. but i was just ing with you. your Only in America comment was a classic though, can't let that one slide, but it's all good if you don't appreciate chicks with short hair.

Deschanel is annoying but I enjoyed the clip of her show where she mentions not wearing panties. i'd love to lay down some pipe for her, but I can't say I watch her movies.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I've never seen a film that tries so hard to be melodramatic in its emotional heavyness....its almost like watching reality tv the way these actors performed....it was like they were regular people that knew the camera was on them so act accordingly...SELL THE DRAMA. I didnt buy any of it.

The directing style is straight out of television drama...its annoying(you know...the handheld herky jerky BS....the insta-close ins when there's nothing going on but a simple conversation...LOL) This movie is just crap. Sorry.

And boring....even for a drama.

Hurt Locker was garbage. Can't believe it won best picture.


My list would include:

Wall Street 2 - money never sleeps
Cabin Fever
Precious
Any dance movie tailored for low-IQ'd minorities (You got served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc.)
Any movie directed by Mel Gibson (The Passion, Apocalypto, etc.)
Any movie with the incredibly cliche plotline of people fighting aliens (Prometheus, AVP, etc.)

I know there are tons I'm not thinking of

[baseline bum]

"The Hurt Locker."

Pretentious garbage.

What a boring and predictable piece of cowboy just like virtually all the drama coming out of Hollywood.

[AussieFanKurt]

not sure what a gee up is, i'm not british. but i was just ing with you. your Only in America comment was a classic though, can't let that one slide, but it's all good if you don't appreciate chicks with short hair.

Deschanel is annoying but I enjoyed the clip of her show where she mentions not wearing panties. i'd love to lay down some pipe for her, but I can't say I watch her movies.

Haha yeah a gee up is kinda like a joke or an over exaggeration.

I haven't seen said clip of her, they are both attractive, I'll give them that but nothing more

[redzero]

Hurt Locker was praised for being realistic my critics, and bashed for being unrealistic by people who are/were in the military. I don't think the movie is bad, but it is overrated. It is another one of the movies that was hyped non-stop as a "darkhorse" for the Best Picture Academy award until it became the overwhelming favorite, just like Slumdog Millionaire.

[AussieFanKurt]

Hurt Locker was praised for being realistic my critics, and bashed for being unrealistic by people who are/were in the military. I don't think the movie is bad, but it is overrated. It is another one of the movies that was hyped non-stop as a "darkhorse" for the Best Picture Academy award until it became the overwhelming favorite, just like Slumdog Millionaire.

Exactly and lets be honest more often than not the academy gets it wrong

[HI-FI]

Hurt Locker was garbage. Can't believe it won best picture.


My list would include:

Wall Street 2 - money never sleeps
Cabin Fever
Precious
Any dance movie tailored for low-IQ'd minorities (You got served, Step Up, Stomp the Yard, etc.)
Any movie directed by Mel Gibson (The Passion, Apocalypto, etc.)
Any movie with the incredibly cliche plotline of people fighting aliens (Prometheus, AVP, etc.)

I know there are tons I'm not thinking of

you said you were Jewish in another thread so maybe you are letting that getin the way of your hate for Mel, but Apocalypto is a ing badass movie. It's like a mixture of a Golan Globus with Werner Herzog, i love that flick. The Passion is alright, a little overhyped but I think Mel has true talent as an actor and director.

Prometheus was sad because I loved the look and tone but the plot was stupid. Alien Vs Predator was pure , but I actually enjoy how ridiculous part 2 is. a ing alien goes into a maternity ward

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That Passion was easily the worst movie I've seen my entire life, no exaggeration. It was someone walking around with a cross nailed to his back for 3 hours straight while the bible beater sitting next to me in the theater was crying the entire time as if she knew Jesus personally.

[AussieFanKurt]

What is wrong with apocalypto...

[AussieFanKurt]

That Passion was easily the worst movie I've seen my entire life, no exaggeration. It was someone walking around with a cross nailed to his back for 3 hours straight while the bible beater sitting next to me in the theater was crying the entire time as if she knew Jesus personally.

I imagine so many people would have been blubbering through that joke of a movie, sorry you had to experience it first hand

[redzero]

I've seen The Passion three or four times, I think. I hope I never have to watch that movie again. It is really boring.

I liked Apocalypto, though.

[baseline bum]

Hurt Locker was garbage. Can't believe it won best picture.

Look at the that has won previously:

1990 Dances With Wolves - They pick a stupid Kevin Costner movie over the greatest gangster movie ever made, with DeNiro and Pesci at their absolute primes.

1994 Forrest Gump - Really? A fairy tale about how anyone can become a billionaire in this great nation of America, even when they're more re ed than the bas child of WC and boutons, beats out Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption?

2004 Million Dollar Baby - this piece of sob story that tries to get viewers misty-eyed every minute and a half.

2005 Crash - Best picture is having fat loudmouth black es, racist white cops, unintelligible screaming Asian women etc at each other's throats for an hour and a half?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

2005 Crash - Best picture is having fat loudmouth black es, racist white cops, unintelligible screaming Asian women etc at each other's throats for an hour and a half?

Crash is wildly overrated and not very good. The only thing I took away from it was Don Cheadle's character making that racist joke about parking cars on your front lawn to that Hispanic woman he was ing. I forget the exact words he used but it was in hilarious.

[redzero]

2005 Crash - Best picture is having fat loudmouth black es, racist white cops, unintelligible screaming Asian women etc at each other's throats for an hour and a half?

The scene where Sandra Bullock falls down the stairs was the most unintentionally funny one I have ever seen.

[baseline bum]

That Passion was easily the worst movie I've seen my entire life, no exaggeration. It was someone walking around with a cross nailed to his back for 3 hours straight while the bible beater sitting next to me in the theater was crying the entire time as if she knew Jesus personally.

Remakes always suck; laughed my ass off all the way through watching the original though

[Sean Cagney]

Some are way off, the worst movies I have seen are some late night corny damn movies like one called the HOUSE or some crap. I know some think some big name movies were bad but low budget movies on old USA movie channel were just so damn bad it was laughable! Creep show is somewhat a cult classic I know, but some of the scenes were just f in horrible but atleast it was funny.

Real talk, Will Smith's acting career went to without Uncle Phil and Carlton to bounce off.

That was a good show! He still had some movies after that though so it was not all gone after that classic show.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Napoleon Dynamite was also one where it seemed like everyone my age at the time found hilarious when I found it extremely stupid and unfunny. Same thing could be said for Anchorman.

[CuckingFunt]

The scene where Sandra Bullock falls down the stairs was the most unintentionally funny one I have ever seen.

Clearly you've never seen Meet Joe Black. I'm fairly certain we're not actually supposed to laugh when Brad Pitt gets hit by those cars.

[CuckingFunt]

[redzero]

Clearly you've never seen Meet Joe Black. I'm fairly certain we're not actually supposed to laugh when Brad Pitt gets hit by those cars.

I thought it was more awesome than it was funny.

This is pretty funny, though.