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"He's a streaky shooter" = he made 3 shots in a row, then missed his next 17
" my dream is to win a championship " = any franchise player who played during the Jordan era
"He's a streaky shooter" = he made 3 shots in a row, then missed his next 17
"ball hawk on defense" = ty defender who gets hidden on the worst scorer and still doesn't bother to guard them
Has a killer instinct = not afraid to ballhog incessantly in crunch time and shoot his team out of a win
He's a grinder on defense = not afraid to put forth a lot of useless effort as he gets torched all night by the other team's best player
"We feel like this team will be much better with a full training camp and preaeason together" = the excuse I'm using right now knowing it won't make any sense after I overhaul the team this off season
" This offseason we have added toughness, experience and leadership "
Translation : we still suck
- Bryan Colangelo, every September
"great lockerroom guy" = not a threat to steal anyone's minutes or wife
"no wasted motion" = slow
"puts his body on the line" = flops
"a true gentlemen" = bothers to ask for consent before PIITB when cheating on his wife
"physical team defense" = foul so much the refs just stop trying
"hates losing" = hates his coach
SFIE
"Hey Kobe, D'Antoni is your coach now" = "Hey Kobe, feel free to take 60 shots a night and don't even bother pretending to play defense anymore"
Finesse player = Softest player on the court
weren't you called a finesse player, Mr.Bynum?
Maybe, never heard no one say that about Bynum but it's possible, media labelled Pau as a "finesse player" while opponents call him soft.
"We're giving Phil a blank check" = dialing D'Antoni
"Phil meeting with Lakers Brass" = Phil demanding Jim Buss' job
"basketball reasons" = because you, that's why
"I'm an Engineering major."
means
"I am uncreative and couldn't write a simple essay to save my pathetic life."
Btw, how did Jimbo and Jerry not see det one coming? Did they not hear all the rumors last summer of Phil wanting a front office job instead of a coaching gig?
"Basketball reasons" = "Sorry, Lakers, I'm not as stupid as Memphis and Orlando"
Eh, I was thinking Phil would ask for 2 years only and have some clause where he becomes an executive on the Lakers. Probably wanted Jimmy boy's job after 2 years.
"It's 100% going to be Phil, he has a blank check, money is not an issue" = When I say blank check that does not mean he can just ask for whatever money he wants
Fundamentally sound basketball = most boring basketball you'll ever watch in your entire life while Lamar s the fat Kardashian
"He's a work in progress" - He ing sucks and I can't believe we wasted our draft pick on him.
Austin Rivers a good example?
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