"Financial move" = excuse for a decision
" Westbrook is quick and athletic" = Westbrook is quick and athletic
"He knows how to win" = he's played on good teams, but thats about all he did
Thibs isn't a bad coach, yes, but the Bulls are 4-3 right now becausethey have no closer
He flops = not dark enough to get respect from refs
Stretch four = too soft to bang in the paint
He's explosive and athletic = monkeyballer
"Player's Coach" = players walk all over him
"We're building the right way" = we're the Siberia of the NBA, no superstar wants to come here.
"Future All-Star" = we know we shouldn't have used a lottery pick on this guy, we're just not ready to admit it.
"Tim Duncan is the greatest PF ever" = Tim Duncan is really a center but he isn't the greatest center ever, so we'll just pretend that he's a PF.
'' (in response to every little thing said by any popular personality on ST)= please like me and ill continue sucking your e-
s popping up and trying to join in on the many, and mostly unfunny, popular ST phrases (i.e. lol utsa)= i want to fit in so bad
'kobe is better than duncan'=im a dumbass
'dirk is better than kg'=im a dumbass
I thought he was who you were referring to with that comment, because it fits him perfectly. I watch Spurs and Bulls (only two teams I watch most of the games of), and I can confirm Thibs' playbook must be the size of a pamphlet or something. When Rose was around, he frequently seemed to have no plan of attack besides "please bail us out D. Rose". Now, they're actually running a few places. . .but they're all pretty basic and don't seem to work against real teams.
It's like he needs an offensive coordinator.
True, they lose games not because they can't get stops but because they can't use those stops to make shots...
Gonna be tough without gangbanger, tbh...
Spurs are interested in signing ______ or trading for ________=Spurs aren't getting .
"He makes his teammates better." = He passes up shots purposely to inflate his assist numbers.
"He's a great rim protector." = He can jump high and swing his arms but can't play a lick of defense beyond that.
Definitely. Rose is gonna be out for the entire season though (according to most Chicago media). I don't think they're going to take any chances, similar to the Blake Griffin thing. Just gonna cash in the season and go again next year. Tbh, I'm a bit surprised they aren't just tanking the entire year for a draft pick. They seem to be going for being a barely .500 or above eastern conference team. Too bad, they could've added a legit rookie next year.
I think its more like
"God told Bo to drop out of college and pursue a career at Jiffy Lube." = I'm a conniving woman who's really lazy and doesn't wanna work so I found a guy who's desparate for pussy. I then used my religion as the reason why he'd have to drop out of school to marry and suppport me if he was ever gonna get in my pants.
The post I'm quoting = obvious butthurt about being the NBA forum's whipping boy
"lol male nurse" ="The NBA Forum is ting on me again"
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thought about starting a similar thread tbh, n it'd be much more fun if it also included som spurstalk vocabularies, example:
"monkey ball": hustling the opponents n attempting to win by superior athleticism and natural abilities rather than tactics/brain
Haha so true!
Pop sticks with the system regardless of what the other team does.....translation: Pop doesn't know how to make adjustments
"Me and timvpimp are tight" = Plase give me my M
xican flag back
" yo team clown" means I'll be coming off the bench there next season.
"I want some nasty" means I didn't push hard enough in the off season for big talent so just go out there and pretend you really want this.
Since you're a it should be right up your alley to copy and resell anything you see fit to.
"Honey, I'll take the couch" means 12" of black tender loin being poured into a married vagina over and over until the sun rises.
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