10 things smart guys do

[silverblk mystix]

You think that's good? The fact there are 4 pages of total owning of Avante doesn't reflect good on him whatsoever.

LOL proud of making 6 pages of getting on.

You are in this thread, right?

Yup.

Avante knows how to pull those strings and you guys have no choice but to obediently come running. Every-single-time.

[ChumpDumper]

By the same token, you came running in as well to breathlessly proclaim victory by proxy.

Yup.

Your butt still hurts. Every single time.

Now post something gay and our work here will be done.

[Reck]

You are in this thread, right?

Yup.

Avante knows how to pull those strings and you guys have no choice but to obediently come running. Every-single-time.

I just like messing with him.

Has nothing to do with his ability to pull me in with his abnormal posting habits.

[lakerhaterade]

It was an only a matter of time till the security guard came and protected his got buddy.

[Avante]

You think that's good? The fact there are 4 pages of total owning of Avante doesn't reflect good on him whatsoever.

LOL proud of making 6 pages of getting on.

First off there ain't nobody on this board skilled enought to own me, especially you. Me getting on by a bunch of followers, are you kidding me. Look at those of you who follow me around not one of you is interesting or intelligent,Just a bunch of followers getting worked totally owned.

And it's so damn easy to do. I would love a real challenge, nobody here can give me one. Bummer.

[Reck]

First off there ain't nobody on this board skilled enought to own me, especially you. Me getting on by a bunch of followers, are you kidding me. Look at those of you who follow me around not one of you is interesting or intelligent,Just a bunch of followers getting worked totally owned.

And it's so damn easy to do. I would love a real challenge, nobody here can give me one. Bummer.

Exhibit A.

I own you just by showing up.

You are meltdown prone.

[Avante]

Exhibit A.

I own you just by showing up.

You are meltdown prone.

You don't seem to know how it works which doesn't surprise me. Who is the daddy of this thread, yep...me! The mintute I hooked you you became mine. yep I'm the spider you'e the prick. If I were in your thread then....hmmmmmm....never mind you dont post threads, too ing boring/uncreative lack originality.

[Reck]

Now he's hitting on me.

[Avante]

Now he's hitting on me.

I'm laughing at how easy I work you. I guarantee if you did man up and posted threads like a real man I wouldn't be there. I have no doubts you'd bore the out of me. I could post about anything and you will be there, yep, you're mine.

[ChumpDumper]

Why should we start threads when you just follow our posts so slavishly here?

[Koolaid_Man]

No particular order.

Treat women with respect and like a lady. No she is not a hoe/ , if you think she is you are a punk/jerk.

Well groomed and looking good. Your pants hanging halfway off your ass, you look stupid. Gaudy ass tattoos, you are trying way too hard. Shabby ass beard funky hair whatever. Keep it short, well groomed. Women want to be seen with a good looking guy not have to help pull his pants up. A tattoo of a spider on your neck, hahaha!!!!!!!

Drugs and alcohol are for idiots. No not talking a few beers now and then or that once in awhile joint. I'm talking about when they become the highlight of your day, you can't have fun without being loaded or high. Yes I know a good buzz is a good buzz but it's selfishness. You aren't thinking of anyone else.

Know something, have a few pets you can talk with anyone about at the highest level. Don't be afraid of knowledge, don't be lazy. Nobody likes talking to a bore, a know nothing.

Stay in shape, hit those weights, watch that diet, do the work to keep the body tight and toned/defined, nothing turns a woman off more than saggy pecs, a beer gut and a flabby ass, chicken legs also suck. Don't be a...YUCK!!!!

Know music, nothing sets the mood better than music. She'll love you for it, trust me!



Possesions, you'll need things. That big screen TV or TV's, that kick ass stereo. Those nice what nots that set you apart. Paintings, antiques, a woman wants to be surrounded by nice things. Don't be a ing bum, be clean. l yes $$$$ can buy happiness.

Don't talk like some moronic thug, ya know man, like ya know? Nothing is more impressive than knowing how to talk, how to sell an opinion. Talking like some third rate street punk simply won't work unless you have very low standards and needs. Not everyone is from the hood with a 7th grade education.

Be cool, walk cool, look cool. Slow it down and be smooth. Let it be known you are there to make a difference, you have substance. Look people in their eyes, do not walk behind anyone. Don't slouch around, be strong and confident, confidence is sexier than .

Be a great lover, never forget it's all about her not you. Most young studs think it's about drilling for oil, you will out grow that. It's all about slow and easy, no she doesn't want to be pounded on, she might not tell you that but once you slow it down and start doing it right you'll notice a big difference in her enjoyment. Take your time, make it smooth and mellow.

Obviously a dumbass does the opposite of all those.

Nice...I agree you with for the most part...but I have 2 personalities when I'm hitting up the honies...It's split between the races..but depending on how they treat me...I'm generally passionate, I expect my friends with benefits to be self sufficient have their own money, suck my chest and neck passionately and genuinely love I mean really love anal sex ...and yes everyone knows my borderline psychotic desire for white pussy.....pretty women can be nasty but that don't mean they have the best pussy...trust me...

now my rules for guys trying to come up may sound a bit crass but it's where I am in life:

1.) Don't Take A Ho (or classy woman) To A Meat Market. - Don't take her around guys like Kool...you will give her options and she'll likely be in creep mode.

2.) Don't Put Her Pussy On A Pedestal - I repeat Don't Put Her Pussy On A Pedestal - small compliments here and there will suffice.

3.) Don't Lie But You Can Embellish - this ain't never hurt no one

4.) Don't Talk Yourself Out The Pussy - shut the up...if she's gonna give it to you don't be a gotdam fool

5.) es (or women) Like Dominant Men - I didn't say violent I said dominant, take control. Confidence. Save the flowers, cards, and candy.

6.) Don't Let Her Think You Only Want Friendship - Have excellent conversation, look her in the eyes, laugh and joke, make sure she's had a good drink. This is where Kool excels, my conversation is off the chain...(however Remember rule # 4.) they laugh a lot when with me...having some culture and being well versed and traveled doesn't hurt...not trying to brag but they always ask me for 2nd date.

7.) Remember es (or women) Wanna - Again take your time don't get too excited. Play your cards right and you'll be on your way to being Kool - Lite in no time

[silverblk mystix]

I just like messing with him.

Has nothing to do with his ability to pull me in with his abnormal posting habits.

You are still here

[Koolaid_Man]

and Avante hit the nail on the head with the slow ing....in fact I mean slow...like screwing it and choppin it -

The Greatest Sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_gWisHejW8

[Reck]

You are still here

For teh sole purpose of ing with him, and hey its working.

I'm often making one sentence posts and he goes on a meltdown. rofl

[Avante]

Nice...I agree you with for the most part...but I have 2 personalities when I'm hitting up the honies...It's split between the races..but depending on how they treat me...I'm generally passionate, I expect my friends with benefits to be self sufficient have their own money, suck my chest and neck passionately and genuinely love I mean really love anal sex ...and yes everyone knows my borderline psychotic desire for white pussy.....pretty women can be nasty but that don't mean they have the best pussy...trust me...

now my rules for guys trying to come up may sound a bit crass but it's where I am in life:

1.) Don't Take A Ho (or classy woman) To A Meat Market. - Don't take her around guys like Kool...you will give her options and she'll likely be in creep mode.

2.) Don't Put Her Pussy On A Pedestal - I repeat Don't Put Her Pussy On A Pedestal - small compliments here and there will suffice.

3.) Don't Lie But You Can Embellish - this ain't never hurt no one

4.) Don't Talk Yourself Out The Pussy - shut the up...if she's gonna give it to you don't be a gotdam fool

5.) es (or women) Like Dominant Men - I didn't say violent I said dominant, take control. Confidence. Save the flowers, cards, and candy.

6.) Don't Let Her Think You Only Want Friendship - Have excellent conversation, look her in the eyes, laugh and joke, make sure she's had a good drink. This is where Kool excels, my conversation is off the chain...(however Remember rule # 4.) they laugh a lot when with me...having some culture and being well versed and traveled doesn't hurt...not trying to brag but they always ask me for 2nd date.

7.) Remember es (or women) Wanna - Again take your time don't get too excited. Play your cards right and you'll be on your way to being Kool - Lite in no time

I gotten disagree about putting a hold on the flowers candy etc. Women dig the out of those little things that don't mean to most men. A little..I love you..note on the frig, a little gift and it ain't her Birthday or Christmas, those little things. That and be a great listener women love a guy who actually pays attention to what they are saying, fake it if you have to. Us guys are into ing, a woman wants to make love, but no mater how ya go about it it's always better when she isf eeling loved and her wants and needs you care about. Those thoughts put her in the best possibl emood to bring you pleasure. So you do get rewarded for your effort.

If a guy is a lazy lover a he will get a lazy lover.

[ChumpDumper]

It's also fun to count the emoticons sbm uses.

[silverblk mystix]

For teh sole purpose of ing with him, and hey its working.

I'm often making one sentence posts and he goes on a meltdown. rofl

You can't help yourself can you?

Avante snaps his fingers and here you come... you're still here...


Pavlov's chumps salivating on time!

[Avante]

For teh sole purpose of ing with him, and hey its working.

I'm often making one sentence posts and he goes on a meltdown. rofl

Dude, I've owned you since day one and everybody sees it and knows it. You are mine and have been mine ever since I got here. I could post...BOO!...and here you'd come. Ever notice I never talk to you until you pounce on my leg and start humping awway, then like any other starving dog I toss you a bone.

[silverblk mystix]

It's also fun to count the emoticons sbm uses.

Tranny-dumper salivating and responding on cue.

How surprising.

[ChumpDumper]

Tranny-dumper salivating and responding on cue.

How surprising.

No emoticon?

[Avante]

You can't help yourself can you?

Avante snaps his fingers and here you come... you're still here...


Pavlov's chumps salivating on time!

I've had the boy under my spell for a long time, but like most under the influense they try their best to...I'm not drunk....hahahaha!!!!!!!

[silverblk mystix]

Dude, I've owned you since day one and everybody sees it and knows it. You are mine and have been mine ever since I got here. I could post...BOO!...and here you'd come. Ever notice I never talk to you until you pounce on my leg and start humping awway, then like any other starving dog I toss you a bone.

pwned.again.and again. and...

[AussieFanKurt]

sorry but who over the age of 13 says pwned?

[silverblk mystix]

No emoticon?

what are we, girlfriends now? gtfo and post your own emoticons...

[silverblk mystix]

sorry but who over the age of 13 says pwned?

Hey aussie fan suck ass -

when you move out of daddies house and when you stop fellating the rest of the forum to be accepted- then you can address me-you wanker- smoker you