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    "A man was arrested at Oakland airport for having bomb-making materials. The materials? An ornate watch and extra insoles in his boots. Despite the bomb squad determining that there was no bomb, The Alameda county sheriffs department claimed that he was carrying 'potentially dangerous materials and appeared to have made alterations to his boots, which were Unusually large and stuffed with layers of insoles.' The man told Transportation Security Administration officers that he's an artist and the watch is art."

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    OBL laughing his ass off and screwing another virgin.
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    OBL laughing his off and screwing another virgin.
    Wow. It's really taking him a while to work through those 72 virgins. I figured he be on his second time around by now. 72 s at his point tbh

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    I got interviewed twice, for 15 minutes each, by the sucking TSA a few weeks ago. My crime? I had a ing knee brace on that I told them about before going in the pervert scanner and metal detector. Same happened to a woman in line I saw wearing a cast for her broken arm. I hope the worthless TSA and DHS are the first things on the chopping block to avert the fiscal cliff. you Bush for creating these monsters.

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    I got interviewed twice, for 15 minutes each, by the sucking TSA a few weeks ago. My crime? I had a ing knee brace on that I told them about before going in the pervert scanner and metal detector. Same happened to a woman in line I saw wearing a cast for her broken arm. I hope the worthless TSA and DHS are the first things on the chopping block to avert the fiscal cliff. you Bush for creating these monsters.
    Was the knee brace super gay with the punisher on it?

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    Was the knee brace super gay with the punisher on it?
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    CROFL your profile pic

    When push came to shove, go señor good hair failed to back secession, after some big talk. We need a real Texan in Austin.

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    I got interviewed twice, for 15 minutes each, by the sucking TSA a few weeks ago. My crime? I had a ing knee brace on that I told them about before going in the pervert scanner and metal detector. Same happened to a woman in line I saw wearing a cast for her broken arm. I hope the worthless TSA and DHS are the first things on the chopping block to avert the fiscal cliff. you Bush for creating these monsters.
    My 78 year old dad rolled on a wheelchair (he's got replacement anium knees), and they didn't let him through until he rolled up his pants and showed them the scars on both knees...

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