I don't own any farm animals, but thanks for the warning any way
The Beavs are playing UT in the Alamo Bowl and I will be there! I'm looking forward to hooking up with some fine chicas!
I don't own any farm animals, but thanks for the warning any way
Coming to the wrong city bro.
If your definition of fine chica is 300 pounds and lots of mascara, you're coming to the right place.
It's cool bro. Just drink some margaritas, eat some enchiladas and admire our beautiful river.
Drink lots, and lots of margaritas. That way sleeping with a mexican walrus won't damper your enthusiasm at watching Oregon St. rape Texas.
Longhorns will be bringing plenty of fine young women from the ATX, they'll need consoling after the Beavs hammer the boys in orange and white.
Be careful ,Tlong
Fat Mexicans tend to eat fat white people
Problem is, you're going to have to take their 7 kids plus tia to the game too. You were better off sticking to the sheep tbh.
Don't let these naysayers get to you. There are tons of smoking hot Latina chicas here.
Freudian slip?
Of fun!
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