Would You Rather - Guys Only

[cantthinkofanything]

Would you rather have sex with another dude or with a female chimpanzee?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If I had to, it depends who's ass is less hairy.

[bus driver]

If I had to, it depends who's ass is less hairy.

once you a monkey it is firm decision, I am out of the pussy game for good

[mrsmaalox]

Oh puhleeze! These secret poll results are bull !

[Bobby Junk]

I've got nothing to hide.

[Koolaid_Man]

Would you rather have sex with another dude or with a female chimpanzee?

you're sick..I have a lesbian friend that tried to confuse me on sexuality...she said that if a man has sex with a guy just one or twice that doesn't mean he's gay... she says that being gay is defined as actually being in a relationship with someone...and she gave a pretty convincing argument...she said that if she slept with a guy once or twice...that does NOT make her heterosexual or even Bi....she says she'd still be considered gay/ lesbian because she's in a gay / lesbian relationship...her reasoning did kinda with my sense of reasonableness...

[CubanSucks]

Gotta go with dude and it's a fairly easy decision over another species. A better question would be " a female chimp or get ed in the ass by human male?" I might have to go interspecies

you're sick..I have a lesbian friend that tried to confuse me on sexuality...she said that if a man has sex with a guy just one or twice that doesn't mean he's gay... she says that being gay is defined as actually being in a relationship with someone...and she gave a pretty convincing argument...she said that if she slept with a guy once or twice...that does NOT make her heterosexual or even Bi....she says she'd still be considered gay/ lesbian because she's in a gay / lesbian relationship...her reasoning did kinda with my sense of reasonableness...

tell your dumb dike friend that if someone is attracted to someone of the same sex then they're gay. It's got nothing to do with actions, stop trying to get philosophical about it

[Latarian Milton]

don't see no problem having sex with female chimpanzees when its damn ok to female monkeys like most straight guys do everyday. females ain't the same animals like us and theres no term like "woman" or "female human" in my dictionary tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

Guys...quit PM'ing me. Beyonce is NOT a chimpanzee.

[Avante]

You're one weird dude, wow!

[cantthinkofanything]

He is one ed up individual. Has he met your Mom?

I met all over her fat tummy last night.

[cantthinkofanything]

Was it PHAT?

If "PHAT" means hairy sweaty and covered with pimples then yes.

[Avante]

He is one ed up individual. Has he met your Mom?

He's too busy humping monkeys while sucking off gay guys.

[Avante]

I met all over her fat tummy last night.

One more time...

My mom died a few years ago.

Dude, grow up!

[mojorizen7]

Voted female chimp. No hesitation.
I figure i could just strap on a banana and she'd in an instant and i could just walk away at that point with a pretty clear conscience.

[Brunodf]

wtf

[purplengold]

didn't aids start with ing chimps?

[lebomb]

didn't aids start with ing chimps?

thats why you wrap it up first.........condoms duh??!!

[CuckingFunt]

Voted female chimp. No hesitation.
I figure i could just strap on a banana and she'd in an instant and i could just walk away at that point with a pretty clear conscience.

So, then, your scenario is one in which you're ing the female chimp for her benefit? Interesting.

[mojorizen7]

So, then, your scenario is one in which you're ing the female chimp for her benefit? Interesting.

I'm a giver,what can i say? Still interested? I promise...no bananas.

[howbouthemspurs]

I would go with the dude that pretends to be a female chimp who pretends to be Lindsay Lohan ("Mean Girls" Lindsay Lohan).

[Wild Cobra]

Would you rather have sex with another dude or with a female chimpanzee?

Why doesn't it surprise me that you are having fantasies about both?