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Timvp, please. You know what must be done.
....nursing a gin tonic thinking about which I 'd rather have sex with a gay guy or a good looking female chimp, when all of a sudden I farted. The drunk next to me looked over and grinned, being the ultimate ALPHA MALE I picked up his beer bottle and smashed it over his head, when the bouncer showed up I kicked him in the balls, then ran his head into the jukebox, on my way out to my vintage MGB, I decided........a really good looking chimp wouldn't be so bad, some dude...YUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Avante; 12-06-2012 at 02:59 AM.
Timvp, please. You know what must be done.
Just poking fun amigo, chill.
Your day are numbered, fat ass. Better get those coin flip predictions in fast
Dude, if we look at your posting history all you ever do is complain, why is that? Wahwahwah is all you do here, why? Why read me, well?Your day are numbered, fat ass. Better get those coin flip predictions in fast
I believed all of it…Up to the point where a guy 6’ 2” was able to drive away in a vintage MG…Not going to happen…
That and the fact that the MG started...
I agree about the Midget Midget, I have drove an MGB before, my cousin had one, while tight I did fit. The thing was always broke down and parts were big time $$$$$$$$$$$.
Last edited by Avante; 12-06-2012 at 05:14 AM.
female humans ain't the same animals as us men, they're inferior and are too stupid to be regarded as the same species as us tbh, hence theres no much difference between ing a female chimp and having sex with a woman tbh, except that a female chimp has more hair on its ass
omfg. this is probably the funniest thing you've ever said
So there you sit staring across the table at a female chimp, a good looking one ya understand. You whisper....I love you. She smiles and grunts. Later that night you guys get in a fight, we all know how sensitive female chimps are. So she starts slinging at you, yep thats what chimps do when pissed. You sure that's what you want?
How much was your bar tab?
If you end up in a fight with a chimp and come out with only some on you, you better kneel down and thank the holy god of apes. A real fight with a chimp means that you're probably going to end up dead or severely disfigured. You better ing realize this before you decide to take the relationship further. And you damn well better make sure that she doesn't have a chimp boyfriend that will come rip your face off.
46.57 since he also had 5 hotdogs and 2 orders of nachos.
When my parents died they left...The Arm Pit Bar & Grill to my older brother Leroy, who owed me $$$$$$ for bailing his ass out of jail, so I wasn't too worried about it.
Funny the cuck talkin bout hotdogs when lookin at his fingers
If a guy is looking to date chimps (good looking ones ya understand) he's figured out how to deal with them. He knows their habits and limitations.
I hate it break it to ya this amigo but you make no impact at all. Just another dumb .
Some mod needs to come in and delete about half the threads in this forum. What a ing grade school fest.
You mean like....
My Balls
Sure I will sacrifice that one to see you castrated again.
Here's a good one...
What is Your Porn Name?
Trust me little fella, you are just like the rest of us.
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