So I didnt go to a gay bar ..........

[lebomb]

EVER!!!!

Bunch a ballsack cradling gots

Wouldnt catch me dead in a joint like dat. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

[Avante]

A big good looking guy like me with that tight little ass could never go to a gay bar. Think of all the fights I would start over who saw me first?

[cantthinkofanything]

A big good looking guy like me with that tight little ass could never go to a gay bar. Think of all the fights I would start over who saw me first?

think of all the pubes that would get caught in your braces

[Avante]

think of all the pubes that would get caught in your braces

Think of how sore your knees would get.

[cantthinkofanything]

Think of how sore your knees would get.

weak...

[I. Hustle]

think of all the pubes that would get caught in your braces

LAWLZ

[I. Hustle]

You didn't land in the gay bar!
The gay bar landed IN YOU!!

[Avante]

weak...

You get what ya pay for, bring weak ya get weak.

[cantthinkofanything]

You get what ya pay for, bring weak ya get weak.

mine was funny you toothless

[Avante]

mine was funny you toothless

Sure, if you still live at home with mom and pop and get a nut looking at dirty pictures.

[Mr. Fix It]

Gays are super icky!

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to start six threads about doing something most commonly done in mens' prisons to a part of the female anatomy that is pretty much the exact same as a guy's.

FTFY

[cantthinkofanything]

Sure, if you still live at home with mom and pop and get a nut looking at dirty pictures.

I bet you have action figures in your diapers

[Avante]

I bet you have action figures in your diapers

You never progressed mentally past 14 did ya? You got there and just stopped. Is there a name for that?

[cantthinkofanything]

You never progressed mentally past 14 did ya? You got there and just stopped. Is there a name for that?

you cut a glory hole into your doghouse

[lebomb]

FTFY

Maybe the hoes you roll with have the same equipment as men in prison. I see no similarity between a mans nasty brownstar with a hairy crab infested ballsack floating in front of it, and a smooth clean balloon knot with a nicely shaved vag up front.

[Mr. Fix It]

A big good looking guy like me with that tight little ass could never go to a gay bar. For starters they just play that disco crap there, no respect for the great gay blues artists of all time. Top ten gay blues players:

"Blind" Willie McGee
"Soulman" Shane McGrady
"Toppin'" Tommy McBride
"Barebackin''" Brian McRoberts
"Gaggin'" Gary McGill
"Mustache Ridin'" Rick McDonald
"Ass Packin'" Andy McCann
"Kneelin'" Nate McQueen
"Gloryholin'" Glenn McMillan
Lebomb

Besides, with me losing every spare cent I have on football bets, can you imagine how quick I'd get thrown out for welching on my bar tab?

ftfy

[CuckingFunt]

EVER!!!!

Bunch a ballsack cradling gots

Wouldnt catch me dead in a joint like dat. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Between this and all the fat ass threads, you are WAY too concerned with convincing a bunch of strangers of your heterosexuality.

[lebomb]

Between this and all the fat ass threads, you are WAY too concerned with convincing a bunch of strangers of your heterosexuality.

........... Pimpin aint easy gatdayumitt.

[ChumpDumper]

You know a guy is straight when he declares how attractive he is to gay men.

[CuckingFunt]

........... Pimpin aint easy gatdayumitt.

So I've heard.

The crushing insecurity it apparently comes with, however, is less frequently broadcast.